I'm gonna shove a household object up my ass. Trips decides what that object is

Try your cellphone.

Fist.

Plot twist: OP is someone you live with who loves you dearly.

Roll

You mom's dildo. If I get quads, you have to show her.

don't live with her. She does have one though, it's a silver bullet.

Going to greentext us some on how you know that?

I was a little shit and went through draws and stuff when I was a kid. My brother had some sort of cock cast thing that attached a to a (smaller) bullet but he had a girlfriend so it wasn't weird.

Wii controller. All. The. Way. In.

hard boiled egg

doesn't matter because I didn't roll trips, but uncooked, in shell.

A sizable amount of Mac and cheese

Quads get.
Rolling for flashlight.

handle of toilet brush

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A hot pocket

You said nothing about danger.
A kitchen knife.

the handle end of a screwdriver

A fork

a hot dog

knife

Baseball

goddamn, I was so close

Roll

uh oh

I'm concerned that this could pose a safety hazard. The anal cavity is filled with nerves. If the egg were to brake while in my cavity it could cause heavy bleeding, which would require immediate medical intervention.

Pay up fag

Cactus

Roll for pez dispenser

Oh fuck yes, thank you

I'll use a butter knife.

chefs knife handle in ass with time stamp, only because we already know you're not cool enough to do it the other way

butter knife

Alright, don't forget the timestamp in order to prove its veracity

Fuck it, good enough for me. Timestamp

you'd be fine.

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Steak or noballs

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wya OP

Hurry up OP, how long does it take to put a knife up your ass

TV remote
Quads and you’re not allowed to clean it after

toothbrush

16 blueberries

hurry the fuck up OP

just shove the handle in there, and you can basically use any knife.

Had to slap my balls in a truth or dare thread. It takes very long to convert a 4K 100MB video to a

action figure

Why are you recording in 4K then?

Cause I was stupid. (I'm not OP, was just explaining why it may take so long)

You should've worded yourself better then. If you're not OP then we can assume that OP has left. Once again it's been proven that OP is a fag that does not deliver

I agree. I'll go to sleep then. Goodbye fucktards

sweet dreams, nigger

Plunger wood end

A small house.

Toothbrush... brush side

Rip, one number off from quads.

Also, shampoo bottle but you have to squeeze the shampoo up your ass (hint: it burns your ass)

You've done that, I deduce

Your own dick.

Also a butter knife.

let's mix some requests
mom's toothbrush... brush side

still waiting on that knife OP

A lighter, flame end first

Your car keys

Douse a rag in alcohol, light it, stuff it up your ass