I dream of cream

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oof

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The rules of English are subjective, often contradictory, and open to poetic interpretation. People who follow a dusty ruleset were the faggots in the front row in class desperate for approval. Plus, you are a faggot. Critique that, teach.

Take the night off, cowboy

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This. Also log.

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i like spreading andys logs on my steering wheel and allvover my body and drive in circles and mash it all in my teeth

>grow up
Only thing that matters.

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hnnnnnghgh

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Are you upset sir? Have you tried sucking a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole?

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They are clinically proven to reduce stress.

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Not to mention fucking hot.

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...

i love like fisting andys prolapsed shit machine its almost like being in exctacy my whole body tingles as i feel the slurpy goodness

Masturbate doesn’t doesn’t take a direct object. You masturbate, you don’t masturbate yourself, moron.

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I washed -> I am freshly washed.
I masturbated -> I am freshly masturbated.

It's grammatically correct.

loged trips

Masturbate is not a transitive verb.

That is so hot

Master baiter.

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Trips logged

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So, to wrap up: if someone was freshly masturbated, they would have a lessened desire to click the Endgame spoiler .gif.

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Trips logged again

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Save some for me tehe

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black veil logs - knives and logs

Pick one

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Cringe

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Dump

I sucked one but I'm still getting that damn error.

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Dubs logged

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Cringe

I dream of cheese.

God dayum these threads make m'throat wet

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Stinky

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the user is technically right, but it's not how we usually say it

eh say it if u want, english almost always breaks it's rules

Cringe

Lmao fuck you faggot

Dump

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Cringe

I'm am cum

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So you inserted a log up your asshole?

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Change your bed pans, fat boys.

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How many times do I have to tell you that I can't do those things since I'm fucking bedridden.
My parents do all that shit for me and they even hired a nurse to take care of me.

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It's pathetic. None of you have a toilet plunger image.

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Where's the fucking cream and corn?

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lawl. his last name is bierSACK and he once ate shit.

Why would you need a plunger when the log doesn't even touch the toilet?

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Mind = blown. I just got BierSACKED.

Now swallow it.

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Mature bitch.

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I Dreamed a Cream (Les Mis cast revival)

I dreamed a dream of cream gone by
when logs were warm, and they were steamy
I dreamed that Andy would never dieeee
and logs would slidd, into me

Then I was young and my throt unclogged
And logs were made, and slidd and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No log unslidd, no warms untasted

But logless shills come at night
With their voices timid as cuckolds
As they tear our logs apart
They turn our dreamy, steamy logs away

He spent a summer by my side
He filled my throt, with endless steamers
He took my mouth between his cheeks
But logless shills suddenly came

And still I dream hell come to me
that we will slidd logs together
But there are dreams that cannot be
These are shitstorms we must weather

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I had a dream that cream could be
The cure for this hell you are living
Help you grow from the child that you seeeemm
But your logless life, has killed that dream

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the plunger is to unclog your throt so you can slidd more dreamy, creamy, steamy logs.

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You Are Going to Need a Bigger Throt

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stinky

so you finally owned your pathetic bedridden state?
take your meds kid,
take
your
meds
nobody cares about this pathetic non-meme
this entire thread has been nothing but
you being mocked for being a massive faggot
you haven't been able to trigger a single newfag
>your original purpose for this retarded meme-forcing effort
in over a year.
even when you SOCKPUPPET a newfag to fake like someone is mad,
you fail
take
your
meds
fat
fag

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log me in daddy

>so desperate for newfag rage
>LIES
>LIES
>LIES about it
sorry kid, your lies don't jibe with the fact nobody other than you is responding with anything like contempt
or annoyance
or wishing your critics would go away

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Yes

I don't mind this one at all... The steam? Yum. The cream? Now daddi senpai is getting wet. The forced meme? Well it is technically forced... Forced donw me fucking lucky throat

Big stinky

>still desperate to keep his pathetic efforts alive
>nobody other than a few loonies cares

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hi mentally ill fag, did they change your bedpan yet?
I see you can't help trying to keep this pathetic effort alive even though nobody else cares

I wish i could change andys bedpan with my throat

How's this one guy always posting this shit? He must never sleep.

>Shit
Ok good
>One guy
Whew lad

Big stinky

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