Hello,
I am Jesus
AMA
Hello
Hunter Clark
Wyatt Phillips
will you be my copilot?
Jordan Barnes
will she ever come back?
David Young
should i smoke a fat doobie?
Ian Gutierrez
if youre such a good carpenter can you build me a tree house with wifi and air conditioning
Christopher Harris
Dude, how did you move the stone in front of your grave, that shit must have been heavy af
Wyatt Hall
Why do Jews and homosexuals exist?
Cameron Baker
They were a mistake
Christian Lopez
no
no
no
no
I commanded it to move
Because the jews are the chosen people of God and homosexuality is a test put on certain individuals to see if they will succumb to their aberration or rise above it.
Bentley Jones
God makes mistakes? LOL
Alexander Parker
How do i get rich jesu?
Christian Ross
God is infallible
Working hard and being smart
Ryan Harris
Jesus, why is my child a tranny with autism?
Matthew Cook
Smart plus work equals rich? Now i know you're not jesus because only a dumbfuck would say that. Oh wait, jesus was a dumbfuck carpenter who got himself killed by larping as the chosen one.
Jeremiah Nguyen
If God is real, omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent and omnipresent, why does evil exist?
Cameron Perez
is it okay to masturbate?
Ayden Foster
yes my child
Lincoln Brown
How did you walk on water with those holes in your feet?
Camden Wright
You derive pleasure from it, so no.
Nolan Martinez
I derive pleasure out of helping others. Is helping others then wrong?
Angel Ramirez
Only if you promise to only think of jesus or god or the holy spirit ... In a worshipping sense
Gavin Nelson
Rub one out for christ! Thank you jesus, imma cummin jesus!
Brody Anderson
ill bring the beers
yeah man just change yourself for the better
only if i get greens
buy the materials and ill consider
i had other people move it
maybe you should go ask yourself that question while looking in the mirror...
so did your parents
gamble, sell drugs, sell your bod, etc...
your child is a reflection of you
for all the light there is always dark, a war that may never be won
only if it's lesbian porn
lol that was just a big fountain, water was an inch deep, some people blow things out of per portion
Blake Bennett
Happy belated rebirthday!
Brandon Murphy
Dude, I’m not impressed. Every Guatemalan I know is named Jesus. Jesus is like the Guatemalan Mohammad.
Stop overcharging for simple yard work Jesus.
Isaac Gutierrez
Jesus Victor Ramon Gonzales Cruz morales
Carson Young
What do you think about Phil Collins?
Ethan Edwards
i can see me, cumming in your hair tonight.... oh lawd
Liam Reyes