VASECTOMY THREAD

holy fuck no im scared to

LMAO

crackers are so fucking pathetic kek

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I was gonna write a message about how you've let down the white race by snipping yourself. But you've already got 3 kids so you're off the hook.

I wish you godspeed and many infertile cums inside your wife.

Tranny?

Best decision ever!!

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thanks, i plan on shooting blanks everywhere now. if a bitch sayes shes pregnant we know otherwise
no thanks, not a degenerate, but you can do whatever you want, thats the beauty of life.

Yup I spent a weekend feeling like I got kicked in the nuts.

how long did that last? they told me to chill for about a week.
i got drunk as fuck last night and felt great so i was up and around a lot, now i regret that shit.
what made you get one...the wife?

it doesn't cause cancer. once the swelling goes down jackoff but be carefull not to slap teh balls. keep it iced, take ibuprofen and most importantly because teh myth is out there tell your wife that the Doc said you must cum at least every two days or the risk of cancer goes up significantly. She'll suck your dick if on the rag and you can tell her she's a hero for saving your life

Why? It's not like you get laid anyway faggot.

Snipped here,

Have 2 boys. 2nd one nearly killed the wife so were done with having kids.

My Dr was fucking terrible. Could feel the whole thing. Cauterizing the tubes felt like red hot pockets through my balls... would not do again.

Bright side, shooting blanks and cumming in my wife daily.

Worth it? Most pain I've ever suffered and I've broken many bones and torn muscles... but not worrying about more kids is a huge plus.

Every once and a while my left testicle is sore but pretty infrequent.

She assisted. Neither of us wanted kids. We got the procedure done before we got married.

fucking genius level shit, learn from this man anons
the doc told me i need 12 loads dropped in 12 weeks before i drop off a jar of my jizzum, but i told the wife he suggest about 20.

so when you cum, what comes out? ants? jelly?air?

And lol it was about a weekend but someone on /fit/ told me that no matter how good you feel, keep on your back with ice on your nuts for 48 hours or you'll regret it xd

did it make your dick smaller or was it always tiny?

Douche, you dont get prostate cancer from a vasectomy. You still ejaculate with a snip, just no sperm present. Your prostate makes semen, your balls make sperm. Mix and shoot.

Learn to bio, fag.

yeah but be careful dont want to have to go through all that and accidentally get her prego, so suggest she suck them loads out

Be careful OP. You are still potent for a short period post cut - the doc should have told you that - give it a bit and get tested to make sure you're blank, then have fun with yo girl - i'm jealous. So much better without a condom!

dude fuck why, kids are the greatest. if only your parents felt the way you do.
damn im sorry user. the left nut didnt hurt during the snipping but the right one, holy shit i was sweating from every pore in my body.
its been iced for 2 days, theres shrinkage, but yes, im fully erect in that picture

Nah man they're expensive and leaky and smelly and loud, I like virtual reality and getting stoned way too much to have a kid. If I had a kid I'd have to get a job.

Your prostate generates most of the fluid in your ejaculation. The testicles produce only a small % of the fluid.

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yeah 12 weeks and i have to bust a nut in a cup and run it up to the clinic. they said to drop it off on the counter and im so excited to run up there and leave my sperm right in front of this dyke nurse. i plan to accidentally knock it off the counter onto the floor as well
will do, it shall be a might load as well after no faps for a week-10 days
broken record here but i thought the same. my last kid came out 15 years after the last one, i thought i was going to have to eat a bullet but its actually better as i learned what no to do, so im not fucking this one

So you're saying Fire comes out? Because I'm getting one tomorrow if that's the case.

Got mine done about 6 years ago, best decision I ever made. Sometimes I shoot more, sometimes a shoot a little, depends on how hydrated I am. I love that I don't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant, especially my wife.

Is there a good way to hydrate yourself apart from just drinking water? That tends to not do much for me.

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yeah dog its like a flamethrower now
based snipbro.
how long after did you start firing out loads? was there blood or like pink jizz the first time?

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Might as well get the rest cut off and fulfill your vagina envy fetish

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pedialyte, and if water drink only 5 oz every twenty minutes no mor but set a clock

for me its powerade, the shittiest of colored sugarwaters
maybe after this heals ill give it a try. seems to be a popular way to make money these days

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>Is there a good way to hydrate yourself apart from just drinking water?
Make sure you get enough salt to help retain water

theres salt in my jizz

Powerade and those hydrating sports drinks actually work on cum huh? Never had any luck with just plain water. Might ahve to try that!

I mean sure, if you're into that.

wait what are you trying to do? throw a giant rope?

Obviously. Like i used to be able to when i was 17

you know what i had to do before the snip?
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nigger

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