How do we fix Hollywood?
How do we fix Hollywood?
Oliver Martinez
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Ryder Barnes
This is Bernie Goetz. Six years ago, Bernie found a wounded squirrel in Central Park. One of its legs was torn off. He immediately brought it back to his apartment and nursed it back to health. The two are now inseparable and the squirrel likes to ride around on Bernie's back. The City of New York has said that it is illegal to keep a pet squirrel and has kept him tied up in court over it for years, but he intends to simply continue to waste the city's time until his little buddy dies of old age.
If the name Bernie Goetz sounds familiar to you, then yes, he is the man who was acquitted for shooting four black teenagers on the subway in 1984 when they attempted to mug him.
Jackson Roberts
>4 non fatal injuries
He should've aimed better
Aaron Morales
I found a lost baby squirrel at my apartment complex. It didn't run away or anything when I approached it and I tried feeding it bread. It's mother finely came by and bit it to carry it away. The mother looked back at me as if to thank me for watching it's child.
>mfw i should've stomped on the baby squirrel
Camden Brooks
Dude why can't birds just drink onions like! Liberals are fucking retarded.
Austin Adams
fairly sure that squirrel has since died, but he's still a "squirrel advocate" so my guess is he's taken in more
Owen Morris
putting taxes to degeneration?
Asher Clark
saving that squirrel won't bring her back, patton.
you can't trade life for life with a squirrel, and you can't absolve your sins.
ADMIT IT
Luis Phillips
Mankind cannot create anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. Patton was trying to transmute his wife back to life.
Leo Perez
>acquitted for shooting four black teenagers on the subway in 1984
I want to be this man's best friend