Friendly reminder that Thanos dies in the first five minutes, but has already destroyed the stones...

Friendly reminder that Thanos dies in the first five minutes, but has already destroyed the stones, so they go back in time and get the stones. Then, Scarlett Johansson dies, and Nebula from the past switches with the future one and brings Thanos back from the past through the time machine. Hulk uses the stones to bring back everyone, and Thanos fights them with his army. Thanos gets the stones, but Iron Man gets them back and kills Thanos with them, but dies in the process. Captain America goes back in time to return the stones, but stays in the past and now he's an old man.

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beautiful

This movie seems complicated

do we get to see Sophie Turner's tits though?

Is there Rule 34 or Thanos and Nebula?

Also Captain America is now C.A's best black friend.
Thor is fat and just leaves.
Pepper is the new Iron Man.
Captain Marvel so OP she comes in for 4 seconds and fixes everything every time.

Also enjoy the girl power scene.
5/10

Lel

This plot blows the hairy part of my asshole....everyone knows that when you travel back into time and occupy the same space as your past self you create a Paradox. That paradox creates a new timeline and the tesseract becomes unstable. This would inevitably cause a subspace distortion and contaminate the fabric of space and time thus reverting back to point of origin

How do they go back in time if the stones are destroyed?

Fuck off, nerd.

Actually, faggot, thor goes off to star in the next guardians of the universe chapter...

... Everyone knows this?

Oh right, my bad homo.
4/10 then.

They address this in the movie.

If someone posts a screener or cam I might watch it but not spending more money on this shit.

Dude, everyone has seen the movie already.

At the end of the movie Thanos comes back from the past and the first five minutes of the film are the last

the cam version hasnt the end credit scene, or middle credit scene, can someone tell it to me pls?

There aren't any credit scenes.

it's a fun ride, I liked it.

you must be new here.

Oh I just have, retard
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>most anticipated movie of the year
Get a hobby dude.
Lay off the soy.

you dont get on Yea Forums before seeing the movie
stupid idiot

You forgot.
>Captain America wields Mjolnir
>Captain America gives his shield to Falcon

She only has like 5 minutes of screen time in this movie, so dont worry

GUYS GUYS, here is a real contrarian, listen to him!
He is special!

enjoy your shitty incomplete cam version, loser.

I enjoyed it, thanks :)
and I still watch it in cinema with friends because I have friends, you sorry lonely loser :))

I watched it ahead of time, with friends, as a guest of Disney.
And I don't have to ask strangers on the internet how it ended.

you took your anime body pillow into the cinema?
wtf?

at least she saw how the movie ended.

sooo?

Really? That sounds stupid.

oh, I think you can wait to go with your many definitely not imaginary friends and see it for yourself.

I edited the movie. I don't need to go see it

Same as every time there's a big problem with no fix. Tony Stark whips his big brain dick around and magically fixes it in less than 15 minutes

It's almost like it's just a big dumb comicbook movie.

the fact that there are no credit scenes feels fine with me. The ultimate homage to Stan Lee. Don't say anything and just let the imagination do the work.

RIP

what a lame comeback, I guess you feel now less lonely because I'm the only person who communicated with you for so long

Thanks for saving me $20 user

I wanted more comicbook move, maybe they should have put the thanos copter in and thanos being cuffed by the police at the end

what a waste of quads.

cuck'd

Shut up nerd and go watch your kids' movie.

Sounds like some terrible writing. Cant wait for this super hero shit to be over

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so back to 80's action movies then?
this will go on till 2030

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yeah, more remakes plss

You loser geeks still watch Avengers? Fucking nerds. Grow up

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If you haven't seen it by now and you insist on browsing like an idiot, you deserve the spoilers, negroe

Dont forget the part Bri gets her ass beat by thanos.
Had to watch that like death becomes her

I dont care about her personality, I would still fap to brie if her ass wouldnt be so fucking flat

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How can Earth bois even compete?

>Imagine being so autistic you want people to leave because they like something you don't
Keks. Keep crying, autistic frog boy.

Or how about some actual original content.
Name one successful movie in the last 5 years that wasn't based on something.
The film industry is just shitposting with a bigger budget.

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How long has the super hero wave been going? It's enough already. I want some real cinema where 80 percent of the movie isnt on green screen. Wheres the artistic value in that?

>free movie stream
>2:45 minutes long
>cant be arsed to even watch it

Too many characters, too much CGI, too many mary sue's, too much time travel malarky

Who the hell pays to watch this garbage?

Ant man has a kind of time machine which iron man and hulk perfect

remakes and movies from books are financial safer, dont blame the industry, blame the idiots who watch those movies and giving money to disney toy maker

Yeah like wtf was the point of captain marvel she literally didnt do fuck all of anything in this movie it was honestly pathetic.

That scene was fucking amazing wasn't it?

Who fucking cares about spoilers, anyway?
Who has a life so bland and pointless that a movie could cause them a level of surprise so great that someone ruining it affects them so much?

Get out of the fucking house and live life and get some fucking perspective. I read this thread goping FOR spoilers... I like this movie franchise, the characters, and was an avid comic reader most of my life, but I'll catch that shit on Netflix. I'm not paying $10+ to sit with a bunch of people and watch it.

I guess the only thing more sad would be someone who feels rewarded by ruining this shallow fun for people. But its OP, and we know what OP always is...

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3 hours are long enough with so many heroes

That was weird. She was setup in Infinity War as bringing something vital to the table but she didn't really do anything that another Avenger wouldn't have been able to?

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But, I literally felt like she didnt do fuck all, like we had 0 need for the captain marvel movie with the exception of returning tony back to earth then after that yeah... nothing nada. No pt to her at a and then that haircut went pure aids. I cant even fap to her nudes anymore now.

Problem is people are so easily manipulated that's what they think they want. They fall for all the targeted advertising and the mass media buzz.
They like what they are told to like without even thinking about it for themselves.

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Zootopia and Inside Out are the only ones that jump out to me.
Ironic that animated movies are now likely to be more original.

future movies ... blarrg

By nature of what rule 34 is, the answer is always yes

How do they go back in time?

If they can go back in time why not just kill thanos when he's a child?

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netflix shows new content, more misses than hits but there are some pearls

What really fucking blows:

For about 10 minutes of screen time, several characters explain that the MCU uses the "divergent parallel realities" model for time travel. So "anything you do in the past creates a new fork of reality which cannot affect your own (relative) present".

Then Thanos comes from the past to the (relative) present and blows that shit right out of the water. Then Cap travels back in time and stays there and grows old and shows up as an old man in the (relative) present. Also inconsistent with their own model of time travel.

Both those things should have created a divergent fork of reality/timeline and not affected the present-time relative to the original heroes' "home" reality.

that's too cruel and they put that idea to rest but it was mentioned

they literally explain that in the movie.

If they can go back in time, why not go back in time 1000 times and bring back 1000 versions of the same people and just rekt thaner?

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maybe they did create a timeline which was very close to the real timeline.

user, if you were immortal, were able to physically travel across the universe at will, instantly, and were had the technology to do so, wouldn't you bring back the dead people to fill the universe with life?

Consider that Moore's Law has held for decades, and that weather forecasting has continually improved using computers to track data points in the atmosphere, going from one per 100 cubic kilometers, to ten klicks, to one, to 100 meters, to a few meters today, and extrapolate this improvement into the future.

At some point, every single atom in the Earth's atmosphere will be known. Heisenberg will be BTFO. We will know where every particle has been, what has affected it, and be able to predict very precisely what weather is coming.
Humans are very much smaller than the Earth's atmosphere, and far easier to map. By the time technology is able to predict weather with this accuracy, the same technology will be able to do the same thing to people, and as it continues to improve, to track backwards from their individual deaths to their births, and perhaps back to the beginning of time and space.
Given CRISPR, 3D printing, and many more technologies also eventuating, the ability to print a human being from this data will become not only possible, but facile - at some point.
I am convinced that the AI humanity is striving for will resurrect the dead at some point in the future. The interval between our deaths and our resurrection will not exist. We will die, and wake up young and healthy in an unimaginable society that spans the universe.
Importantly, this technology will make even our secret fantasies public information. Every act and thought we have ever had will be known not only to we ourselves, but to every single other person in the universe. You will give this thought, then, for eternity.
I recommend to all to make every effort to be a highly moral person today, because you will judge yourself with absolute true recollection in a future.

I just finished season 2 of discovery, time travel was fun till it wasnt fun anymore TOO MUCH

Why they couldn't just release the movie everywhere at the same time, fuck sakes.

that makes no sense then. why would they even fight? just go to another timeline

Who kills Thanos in the first 5 minutes?

Thor. Slices his head off

our boy Thor

wow sound like absolute shite
glad I'l never watch this crap

They explain this through the "divergent parallel realities" thing. You could go back and kill Thanos but that'd create a new stream of time which runs parallel to your own (a parallel stream in which Thanos dies young).

But when you go back home to your own time, you're going back to your original 'strand' of time in which Thanos is still alive. It's the whole "you can't change the past" thing.

Except that it happens twice in the movie, because the writers couldn't be consistent.

So Thor kills him, then just goes and gets fat with the piss off ghost guy? How fat are we talking btw?

Beer gut and looking like Labowski

And then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then that time line gets fucked and they have to jump to another time line and then you have rick and morty you cuck.

Why would he be circumcised?
Fucking space jews, man.

So the god is the most human character, nice

I’m horny

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we have to wait till the singularity will be created, then everything is possible.

dad bod

How can the flying nigger be CA when he has no powers?

you mean Asgardians of the Galaxy

yeah, he even cant lift the hammer, he is not worthy.

what happened to gamorra? where did she go?

She dead nigga

Not only she dead, she died in the most unheroic way.

>nigger takes the gauntlet and runs like Odell Beckham

What did the Jews means by this?

>everyone ran off with the gauntlet
>LEL WHY JEWS PUSHING BLACK PEOPLE

Well, except that past-Gamorra came to the present along with past-Thanos. It's not confirmed whether she got erased with Stark's snap or not. If she didn't then she's back and alive again, except with memories that are 9 years out of date.

no, the time travel one, why wasnt she with the guardians of the galaxy?

Nigger had that thing tucked under his arm like a handegg

Because she is gone.
All the past people were wiped out I assume.

mad sweeney, my favorite character in american gods is dead :(
he plays the master chief from halo now

CA goes back 80 years and gets caught jerking off looking in Peggy’s bedroom window

That would mean she doesn't remember being a member of the Guardians.

I dont think so, they brought her back to be a further plot point for the next gotg movie, quill hunting his lost love

I thought nebula told her everything

>next gotg movie
Which will never be made

Dunno nigga, haven't even watch the movie yet just hanging out with b/ros cause you FUCKERS SPOILED THE DAMN MOVIE!

>All the past people were wiped out I assume.

Fair assumption but we never actually see Gamorra go. Would Stark have known not to erase her, treating her as an enemy? He would have never met her, the original or the past version. Fair to assume she got erased, but it's only an assumption.

Disney went all girl power at the end, although scarlet witch vs thanos was good. The franchise can only go downhill from here, unless they do world breaker hulk or old man logan proper.

Yeah, I guess she's had some catch-up on the missing years. But she hasn't lived that time and made the memories herself, she's just been told about it, second hand.

that's what Yea Forumsros are for

olsen is fappable
what a fine piece of wamon

>All the females help Peter Parker out
He is going to grow a huge milf/mommy fetish

I love you bunch or nigs,retards, fags and weirdos unless one of you guys is a jew in that case you can drink bleach and fuck yourself

Captain America uses Mjolnir to fight Thanos, and there's a huge battle scene. Pretty good tbh. Oh and Korg is being cyberbullied on Fortnite

Are you surprised?
> “don’t spoil the end of the next blacked raw scene for me”
> “she sucks a black cock”
> “whaaaaaasa?”

Did Black Panther do anything in the movie?

LOL

Not really. He doesn't show up until the end fight. The movie is almost entirely CA/IM/Thor/Ant-Man/Hulk/Nebula/Rocket/BW/HE

Does he do anything in the end fight?

He showed up with his bros in the epic battle scene.

He played some gauntlet-ball until past-Ebony Maw takes him out.

Fights a bit and is part of the keep the gauntlet away from Thanos scene.

Confirmed he has autism, he said "lay off the soy"

Lol you guys are asshiles too bad for you I've already seen it

>"superheroes win"
HOW COULD YOU!!! I'VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR 11 YEARS AND YOU SPOIL IT NOOOoo

Is this really what happened? Please just tell me, I've never going to watch it. I just want to see how butthurt people are by the actual movie.

I seen her tits last week.shes my aunt.were from West Texas she visited us during her promo in dallas.shes a virgin in the butt

These Movies are retarded and overratred anyway

Yes it is.

Is that time machine located in Thanos’s ass?

friendly reminder that I've already watched the movie so I'm immune to spoilers, you peasant

you forgot soybois and cucks

This.

Sounds like a lot of "Well, we gotta do SOMETHING to undo all this bullshit." But whatev. Cool. Overall a good movie?.. or just meh?

Hulk is dabbing

Not really, only autists call people soyboys

his aunt is a fucking fine piece of fuck flesh

It was very entertaining

he shows up and all black ppl clap, then the white dr. strange showed up and the clapping got ten times louder

Thats what matters. Thats what you pay for.

Back to the Future was a lie

>pay
I bootlegged it. Although I probably will go see it in theaters later

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Church

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You pretty much proved his point.

That bait had a point????

>2:46
>not full 3:01
wtf user

or you could buy the blueray, it came out 4 weeks ago

Soyboys demonstrate certain behaviors and types of speech. That reply was pretty much spot-on.

i almost cringed to fucking death over the stronk wiminz scene. jesus christ every movie is so cucked.

I think your reply sounds autistic, I can even hear the monotone voice.

yeah it was the best, awesome as fuck

>t. a faggot.

Friendly reminder that there's a heavily homoerotic and suggestive moment between Thanos and Iron Man.

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>ITT people who care about nonsense

no way

Before Hollywood
After Hollywood

It flows well

perfect place for Yea Forums

This seems more convoluted than Inception. Can't wait to see it actually play out.

no shit user

That’s what happens when you’re hopped up on soy. You become so fruity the rest of the world seems dull.

I've never met a functional human being or anyone with any chance at fucking a want under 300 lbs who uses the insult "soyboy"

Why did they GIVE THOR THE LUKE SKYWALKER TREATMENT??

It does not, but what evs

Ad hominem is usually another distinct soyboy behavior, since they usually don’t have anything of substance to say.

Because he’s an alpha male. They have to make him like the average fan to make him seem “relatable” and cosplayable.

Looks like a cheap Bad Dragon dildo...

You do know the telekinetic guy from infinity war 's name was rabbi alien-pants?

I pirated the movie and skipped right to the end. Can confirm the ending. Its funny how i skipped the entire movie but still understood the end. Maybe that speaks to how braindead these movies are. Either way, rather spoil the movie for myself then some greasy retard on the internet do it to me lol

dude is fat as fuck. look at that love handle on his hip