REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Niger

eee1234141

I am 27 years old.

Image source? Kinda cute girl :)

K

Plz

Please god, let this be real

Guarantee I won't

cool

Sounds like a plan

I don't even go out, talk to anyone or have any friend.
I guess a beautiful stranger will break in and ask me out.

ight

does anybody else picture some like meme wizard casting love spells at his computer screen or sacrificing a chicken or some shit?? Godspeed meme wizard.

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Fake

Ok

I'd highly doubt it but hey you'd never know till you try it i guess....

Worth a shot

That's impossible. I've been a shut-in NEET for the past 15 years. I only go out once a week max to a store. Is a GF going to come knocking at my door?

Lmao

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lets see

I hope it's the one I'm after

Wcgw?

not sure if I want one, but I am meeting a nice hooker tomorrow, so we all good.

Rollin'.
Hoping for dubs to PRAISE KEK!

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Ty

Ooooh buddy

Plz & thank you

wyp day

www.

Yes

okokkok

gimmie that

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bet

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Yes pls

no

Aight

:)

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Fat fucking chance

rolling

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THOR KILLS THANOS
BRUCE BANNER GETS HULK’S BODY BUT IS STILL SMART
THE AVENGERS USE TIME TRAVEL TO GET THE STONES
BLACK WIDOW SACRIFICES HERSELF FOR THE SOUL STONE
THANOS FROM 2014 LEARNS OF THEIR PLAN
2014 THANOS COMES TO 2019 EARTH
BRUCE BANNER HULK SNAPS THE DEAD BACK TO LIFE USING THE STONES
CAPTAIN AMERICA USES THOR’S HAMMER
IRON MAN SNAPS THANOS AND HIS ARMY DEAD
IRON MAN DIES
CAPTAIN AMERICA RETURNS THE STONES AND STAYS IN THE PAST TO LIVE WITH HIS GF AND GROW OLD

cool

k

Hello ladies

i will be back if you find gf tomorrow

I like that pic

alicjaaaa

ok

I will give it a try.

Something good, something nice

alicja polak?

Ok

Please user, I'm so lonely

Ok gib gf

i hope this is truuuue

No but thank you

Just like that?

Okay

I doubt that, im close enough to be neet

Penises

e

Well?

Where is she? Are you gonna deliver OP?

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Seem legit.
Let's check if it works for a guy that is single during 7,5 years.

I think I did it wrong now I have a boyfriend

so ronery

Might as well try

deliver now dipshit

neat.

sure

K

R

right

I have one but we both want to fuck this other chick

bet

Fuck it I'm desperate

ok

never works

please god of Yea Forums

...

pls

(X) Doubt
(But still replying because this is the closest I have gotten to getting a girlfriend in years)

sure

no thanks!

quit your bullshit

ok...

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Thanks man

There's nothing to lose.

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Sure thing fam

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I already have one but I want a different one

Black widow and tony stark die

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doubtful

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
[------IplqI------]
.gg/7RVqurQ

Right

Thanks

dubs and i get le gf, rolle

fuck

This better work

Hope its true

Ty

anything helps

I'm not giving you my credit card info, OP

You have less then three hours. Better get to work nigger!

how to get a thread going1010

this better work

We all know damn well it won't work

Calling bullshit ot=n this, but I'm still gonna try

niggers burned alive

wow quad

doubtful, but ill give it a go

you better be right user, she better not be a land whale or sm

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Fuck off

me n a girl got a thing but this is for good luck

no u

I wish I could see the girl at my job I couldn't get a chance to ask out. She was so cute

I am highly doubtful of this

Sure I will

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sure why not

No

Hm

Why not

woop

blease gibe me gf OP

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k

eh sure

I know it aint true but im desperate so fuck it

Here’s hopin, dubs for truth

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Muh best antibiruz

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Now im waiting

Sure thing user
>notquitechecked

oof

Right

>giant, powerful jaw muscles
>lockjaw or set jaw
>glazed, glassy eyes staring in the distance
>pallid, tan skin
>strung-out hair

Dead gyaru from shabu?
You want this as waifu?
>Silly white boii

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
[----llIvg9Ill----]
.gg/PEPezdK

Hope she is not fat/retarded/ or older then me.

because you're a faggot

Why
the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
[----llIe4bIll----]
.gg/PEPezdK

i'll bite

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
[----llIg9tIll----]
.gg/PEPezdK

worth a shot I guess

one can dream

Worth a shot, I guess.

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yeet

pls gibe gf

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is this a fucking virus tho?

the most retarded shit ive seen on Yea Forums since the tulpa

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Replying

Hekk yea

Okay

Probly

Yes baby

no xd

ok

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Please

Doubt

Bet

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Fuck it I'm depressed enough

Ok

this shit is not gonna work but i have nothing to lose anyway

i dont need one!

Worth a shot

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Honk

Sure whatever

ok

I fucking wish

pls

I hope my wife doesnt care about my new girlfriend

Could use a new one

If I don't have a girlfriend by tomorrow I'm coming back and suing you and your jew thread

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Yes!!! Finally!!!

Bump

If this works, great. If not, then nothing lost.

how expensive are they?

Girlfriend or boyfriend is fine

fuck niggers

replied

Better not be that expensive i only have $20.

Niggers are propperty
Traps should be iced
Having a wifu by tommorow would be nice!

X for doubt

BET

ok

At least I got dubs

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Hello friend.

Ha. Get fucked retard

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that'd be epic

I have some more money, but I can't afford massive montly expenses yet.

Roll

Cool

>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
You're a faggot.

yeet

Im retarded for doing this

As long as they have a dick

pls

I´m retardet too...

faggot

Done and done.

Aight

Can’t hurt

Desperation is real in this thread.

help

yo mama

LOVE ME

queer fag

will i get laid tonight?

Nah, it's a telegram link you dumb nigger

big titty goth gf pls

Minge

Stfu you dumb nigger, it's not a viwus

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plz

oki

i would like gf thx

Pee pee poo poo

Ok we all know that's a fat fucking lie

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plz

i already have one that sucks my cock and does the dishes
u mad cucks?

pls

i like these threads they give me hope it will only come true with a 7 or a multiple of 7

Nigger

This better be true

Can't risk it. Asking out the crush soon.

I never lose hope

Let me try and see!

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...

replying just to prove you wrong faggot

trips

we'll see

Desperate times stand for desperate measures

Time to roll xd

discord gg us2hWA join my server for free gf (bf), or free bf (gf)

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awesome

Iron man dies? I made a joke about that earlier but I've never seen any of the movies.

Will I lose my gf by replying? If so ok

God isn't here.

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wtf what'd ur gf do

gib me cute gamer gf pls thank

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k y not

He dies

gake and fay

O k

Reeeee

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I fuckin wish

K

PLEASE

sneed

it’s finally happening

aight.

Ard

Equally likely that I'll kms so what the hell

As if

prove it fag

LET ME IN

Fackayou

Nothing really just thought some change in life would be fun

heh good one

OP is a faggot

Okey

PLS GIV ME 10/10 TRAP GF
regular gf is fine
Btw op, anyone ever tell you you're a faggot?

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Probably not but ok

Fucking try me faggot destiny

if not your mom dies in her sleep

I'm desperate enough to hope it works

dont test me boy

lmao if it works ill suck my own dick

this thread better be god like

kek

Don't think it will be possible

Ok

press x to doubt, but also press a because i’m ok with the small chance that this could be real.

same

b has failed me b4 u know...

I replied. Hoping for this one.

OK GIVE ME GURLFRINED

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Okay

Let's do this.

Rin please be real

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I wish

ok

Yes

Kik her: anuvaasu

nice

Rolling .

funny bc im going to prom tomorrow

Prom? This early?

A man can dream

nothing happens for no reason, so yea...

thanks

The movie sound so cool now I want to see it even more !!!!!! No wonder they made a skin for her on fortnite

Fuck

Doubtful lmao

thanks buddy

I hate myself

Let's try it out

god i love cocaine.
so much.

but im gay

Sksk

Change

Yay

please

pls

plz tell me its true i want a gf so much

Why not

aight

Are you sure about that?