How to kill myself and make it look like accident?

How to kill myself and make it look like accident?

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>jerk off to facebook photos on Yea Forums for 5 or 6 decades with 400 other lonely incels, then let the autism and/or diabetes hand you a mercy kill

you're cute, why would you want to die?

>literally just a photo of jeans
you're one thirsty motherfucker

let's just say i have keen senses

what does that even mean

Place banana peel by foot, then shoot yourself in the head.

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heroin overdose

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from a deeply depressed Yea Forumsrother to an other , stay strong and keep fighting ,
i know that feeling and i asked that same question,
you don't want to keep living but you got family and friends that cares for you , and you feel that killing yourself will hurt them.
guess what my friend , an accidental death will hurt them also .
ask for help , i did

I wanted to suicide once --thank FUCK I DID NOT DO IT. LIFE GOT BETTER --YOURS CAN TO --think of the pain you will cause your family and friends

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Why do care if it doesn't look like an accident?

insurance company will pay if accident

You would be not alive to care about money.

you don't normally get life insurance in case you live

You're already an accident, so it doesn't matter.
You could provoke some niggers and make them murder you. Make sure to leave a note behind stating that if anything happens to you, Tyrone or whatever negro name is to be held responsible. That way you off yourself while at the same time putting a gang of chimps behind bars.

shoot yourself with a gun tied to a helium balloon

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Take a selfie at the Grand Canyon and 'slip' off the ledge

nice

Too much xanax and alcohol. It'll just look like you were trying to get high.

Walk on the rail road tracks with headphones on. Happens all the time and will elicit many tearful public service announcements.

Get a job as a lumberjack

try to make the life hacks from those diy youtube channels

Get AIDS!

My nigga, are you really gonna suicide after your mother spent a lot of time suffering that you could came to the world and then suicide? You're a weak-ass nigga.

When you kill yourself, leave a note next to you saying it was an accident. The cops will know what it means

dont google it or post the question on the internet where your IP address will reveal to your parents and investigators that you were a pussy ass bitch.

You've failed at everything you've ever done in life.

The best way to make your suicide look like an accident is to succeed. Your parents will never believe you didn't fail at something.

They'll have to assume it was an accident.

Just keep crossing the street without looking. It will happen one day