I practice witchcraft, AMA

kek

how do I shot web lol

What Invisible Sky Wizard(s) are prominent in your system?

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whats it like doing something so childish

can you use magic to get me a girlfriend

It has worked for me every single time so far

Norse rune casting and rune readings, I stay away from black magic

A ritual I recently performed for example was for a close friend. I thought of my intention, using Nordic runes I carefully selected an appropriate bind rune for the situation. It was a few days ago and just so happened to be on the day of a full moon. I cut into my thigh to get the blood flowing, drew the rune with my own blood onto a piece of paper. I took care of the wound after I was done, went outside with the piece of paper while it was still fresh. I started off with a prayer to God listing my intentions, and lifted it so I could see the moon through it. I set the piece of paper on fire. As the flame met my blood it shone a golden colour. Ended off with a prayer again

yes

become spiderman

God

There is nothing childish about it. It holds a great power

Is it possible to do? Yes. Can I do it for you specifically? Very doubtful. I would need to know about your situation and know you on a personal level

I'm calling the pope-lice

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I am a Catholic. There is a synergy between my type of witchcraft and the Christianity

how's the 8th grade going?

I'm 19

How big is your magic wand ;^)

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I don't use a wand, or if you're talking about my penis I don't have one

>I stay away from black magic
Then how do you get free bikes?

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Why are you such a dumbass

tits or gtfo

and still in 8th grade?

kek
(thats racist)

If magic is so powerful then why doesn't everyone know about these ooga booga powers

How does it feel being completely full of shit?

do you know a spell to make my dick bigger

VADE RETRO, HAERESIS!

BURN THE WITCH

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I don't need free bikes

again, I don't practice black magic

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in University

ignorance

I'm not lying

black magic

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I'm so glad someone kept this going.

CALL THE POPE

I'm a Roman Catholic

When I was 9 I could do magic too, I could turn into anything I wanted to but I just didn't show anyone

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Nice text wall, but

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You claim to be a follower of the true faith but this is just another one of your deceptions. If you were a true follower, you'd not willingly violate the mandate of the Fifth Lateran Council, which forbids sorcery.

other people have seen my power

not how it works

sage goes in all fields

>Rev 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.
>those who practice magic arts
>they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur

So I'll ask again, why are you such a dumbass

>other people have seen my power
give an example. what can you do?

Can someone cast a spell on a person to take away their social/love life?

I used to date gypsy, and after we broke up my life became literal Hell. All my friends dropped me and my love life is so stale that I've been single for 7 years straight.

Also is there anyway to reverse a spell?

Do you enjoy wasting your time or do you not realize that you're doing that?

Serves you right for diddeling that gypsy kid.

Do you genuinely believe you can whip up magic spells like the stuff you believed when you were six

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Do you get bullied

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Call the Pope, brother.

my practice is not considered evil, I do not go against the will of God

be able to tell what will happen in the future about a specific situation several times for various individuals, some weren't able to turn around their fate, some were because of their will power

yet you still reply

>Can someone cast a spell on a person to take away their social/love life?
yes
>Also is there anyway to reverse a spell?
there is

it's not a waste of time if it works and benefits me and others

it's nothing to that extent, it's more subtle

Don't be retarded

No

So you're saying you know God's will better than the book of revelations

I knew it. How do you reverse it?

Tumblr wants there magic retards back

>yet you still reply

He needs to reply to sage it, genius

Your spells didn't tell you that?

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Could you give some proof of your "magic"

Inquisition, open up !

of course not

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Someone called ?

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It isn't really tits without a face.

I think OP got eaten by a magic space dragon

F

hate it when that happens

im a witch hunter

That line only applies to a certain kind of people who do magic. Literally only the ones that do it for selfish purposes and to bring misfortune onto others. They think they are stronger than God and invite demons into their homes

It's evident she cursed you, there are a couple of ways to do it. The first thing is you need to meditate, pray and literally state out loud that you are aware of the demonic presence and you repent it. However it cannot be in the "return to sender" way as that will cause you further misfortune. It would be best if you could face the demon in a nightmare. Now, no matter how scary it can appear you need to look them in the face in your dream. You must forgive her and when praying ask God for forgiveness for her soul. Casting is dangerous and even the slightest alteration by an amateur can be dangerous as it can potentially mean something evil if the rune isn't drawn correctly i.e. too long / short on one end, wrong angle. Here is the bind rune for regaining positive social energy however. For an amplified effect you will need to carve it on your skin after you meditate. Or, you can do it just by pricking your skin and drawing it on a piece of paper, and burning it at night
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I hate the Tumblr witches, they know nothing about real craft. It makes me infuriated

saging does nothing different to the thread than if he didn't respond at all

I'm not sure how I can prove if they have worked in my personal life

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Hey OP what books/grimoires did you read?
And other small thing, blood magic has a very low vibration, it does not matter if it's your own blood or a sacrifice, you really don't need to write the runes in blood.
Cheers.

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Adolebitque pythonissam diaboli. Ego Satanam ejicit malum ab anima vestra. Lacero carnes tuas super animam daemone.

why are witches never the cool fireball kind? it's always some vague 'subtle effects in our lives'

Could you share me everything you know about a succubus

Et infernus et devoret te et quinquaginta tuos o Amalech. A M maledictiones has convertet in te meus ab oculis vestris sunt bases sanctuarii et scissa est iste uester expolitior non extraxerunt ab ore. Influunt ex carne et sanguine Dissectum. Mors autem non diu, quia solum sciunt satanas dolor. Ego te securi percussum esse et salutaris.

I have read over 300 books on the subject, my favourites are
>Poetic Edda
>Mortensen's Handbook of Norse Mythology
>Germania (Tacitus)
>Culture of the Teutons (Vilhelm Gronbech)
>Tree of Salvation, Yggdrasil and the Cross in the North (G. Ronald Murphy)

>why are witches never the cool fireball kind?
well, it doesn't work like that

pure evil

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Can you seduce any man/woman with your witchcraft

Every green dragon sea off swollow are myriad. Blood will be shed for you and to see it with my stomach. I was a senior. I am the destroyer of worlds. The bad, and it shall be to bless the child. Fuck you vulva the world witch. Be my demon. And death and kill you and your kin. AM curses you, my eyes from the sockets and the brake is not pulled polish on your face. All these flow in from the flesh and blood of the Orange Dream. Death did not take long for Satan only knows the pain. I have executed and saving.

Ever wanted to fuck an eldritch horror ?

Is there a spell to make my dick bigger?

Thanks for the indications op, see you in /x.

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If this weren't Yea Forums, I'd suspect you're trolling.

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Can you throw fireballs and polymorph people into sheep?

cow dung
and holy water in equal parts
pray to cernunnos as you apply