*fart*
*fart*
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oopsie
piss in my ass please
ever try it?
nope, only been pissed over the face and chest once and that was pretty hot. wanna try it do~
Can we stop with this specific fag? He sends cock pics to the people he commissions even when it a SFW commission. Commissioned my ex while we were in high school for a fucking chibi pick, then while we were messaging him he suddenly sent us his cock and a video of him farting. We were both minors at the time. He's a sick fuck that needs to leave the fucking fandom
I pooped on someone, it was fun
who are you on about, the artist?
Got a friend on discord who wanted me to shit all over his rock hard dick and then smear it out with my butt. Unfortunately we kinda stopped talking.
having your asshole licked when you're holding a big shit in feels so good
Sounds pretty hot, would love to take a big wet dump on his big hard cock afterwards and then get fucked hard in my dirty ass.
Still thristy for some piss
No the yellow farting one. The one staring lovingly at the penis. Him!
>tfw no bf staring lovingly at penis
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord
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what are they going to do on the bed?
dicks
A weird g/fur thread, but... MOAR!
just dicks?
no buttholes?
page 10
all i really know is, penis
Ughhhh need bf
tfw no bf
Such a damn shame, really.
>tfw
>tfw closest thing to a bf you will get is a pillow
I love that physique so much.
this thread made me straight
It's good to be confident in your sexuality.
Agreed
>tfw so removed from reality that I don't even envision bf as a homo sapiens
I've been working so hard to attain it for the past few years, diets are fucking hard. Working out is the easiest part.
Shiiiiit son, you've gotta watch some regular gay porn to snap yourself back to reality.
>tfw so removed from reality and thinking of being with an actual person when looking at actual naked guys from the back a spit half second thought goes like
>"Wait where's his tai-... Oh yeah."
I dont get hungry, like ever. Working out is easy. Just eating more protein is easy.
Caring enough about actually keeping it up to keep the body just for myself is the hard part.
Struggle with finding the motivation?
Yeah, mine is getting laid and cant get that. So what else is there?
The general health and strength benefits?
I struggle with motivation the most, I have to force myself to do it sometimes.
>The general health
Zyzz died at like 21-25 or whatever he was.
>strength benefits
I have a gun
Zyzz was more than likely on steroids and probably on a ton of diuretics too, they said his death was caused by an undiagnosed heart defect or something like that, but I don't buy it.
I'm a firearm collector but I still like being able to be strong enough to defend myself with my hands.
I've tried this, it works a little bit but it's difficult when you're not used to associating human faces with sexuality
if one of the human porn people even remotely resembles anyone I've met irl i immediately go limp
Yeah but you could be healthy and get into a car accident and die, but you wouldnt have gotten laid.
As opposed to you could be whatever body and gotten laid and get into an accident and die but you would have still gotten that lay.
Also stabbs, and guns > muscle
why is my wee wee hard after scrolling through this thread
You've caught the gay brah.
penis
Yes, that's why I carry a gun. There's always a bigger guy.
You're probably at least a little bit gay.
And both those reason are exactly why I dont care about working out anymore. They dont even come close to getting laid.
wew
Use the gun to get you laid.
Cuddles, bringing the cute butts.
Iron man dies when he gets gauntlet by killing thanos, captain America gets old, black widow dies, Bruce Banner/Hulk gets the gauntlet brings everyone back. I’ve got you all caught up you can thank me later!
someone's gotta!
You've got the best fix though, these cute bois were sorely needed. At least in my case @_@
Its better to have the gun and not need it than to not have a gun and need it.
glad i can help :p
I'm glad I cook my own food and eat steaks so I didnt become a soy boy and had to get emotionally invested in those shit movies.
gay
truer words have never been spoken, my friend.
The person who is responsible for your protection, first and foremost, is always going to be you.
Heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrts.
Ghey!
hey para!
hope you doing goood
gotta love the heart butts
For real
Hiya, am doing fine and listening to music now to stay awake. Hope you're doing better too
i'm doing okay, just very tired for it only being 11
Always good to see you doing better.
Rape or fucking someone who doesnt wanna fuck you is like drinking decaffeinated coffee.
I usually pass out at this time, but since tomorrow's Friday, I don't really care
How are things going for you then?
my sleep schedule has drifted to like 4am and it's fucking me up so much
This is true. No point to it, really.
I am quite drunk right now, so I'm happy, currently. Supposed to have been working out my arms and back today but it's cool, it's allllll gooooooooooood.
I never had sex but I like to imagine half the fun is then pushing themselves against you.
That does feel really good though. Really makes you feel like you're wanted at that moment.
Why don't you go to sleep earlier?
I suppose everyone gets those kind of days
if i'm not sleepy enough i'll just lay there and stay up thinking about shit :c
It's a good day today!
>Never gonna feel that
Don't be like thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
No
PUT YOUR DICK IN A BOI PUSSY NIBI, GET OUT THERE AND DO IT.
Easy for someone not ugly to say.
That sucks, I've had many nights like that before..
Any day can be good if you set your perspective to it
What makes you think I'm not ugly?
Also you're at the very least average, you're fine.
If you can get laid and I cant you are much, much more attractive.
Why do I have to keep explaining this to people?
You don't know that for sure though.
That's why you have to keep explaining it.
I know for sure, thats why I explain it. I have no opinion on things I dont understand.
You can't know for sure, you've never seen me, it's just impossible.
What makes a person attractive is if they've had sex or not. Its an after thing, not an omnipresent concept.
That's just a strange concept, that doesn't at all gauge attractiveness.
But it does, perma-virgins (incels) arent attractive.
But like, I was dead set on being a virgin for life, more than likely.
It kinda just fell into my lap.
You can try to not have sex all you want, but fate will force it on you if you were chosen.
Just like you can try to have sex all you want, but if you werent chosen, you wont get it.
When you think a fetish couldn't get any worse and the comment just destroys it.
I can almost see past the furry gay shit, and see a loving couple, and then I imagined the guy offscreen farting and the other one just happy about it and it's just like, why the fuck do you people exist?
Thats my rant. Have a nice day
Is nibi a top or bottom? Someone will fuck you if you're willing to bottom.
It's not some kind of fate thing, you're reading far too into it.
I am top
Everything that happens is fate though, the information that goes into it is too complex for living beings to understand it though.
There are a shit ton of bottoms out there, at least like, 3 bottoms for each top.
In the midwest its like, 10 tops for one bottom.
But I'm in the midwest, Missouri.
Maybe it's just because I'm close to St. Louis city, but there are more bottoms than you can shake a stick at.
Not like that here
They must be injecting too much testosterone in the cheese over there in Wisconsin.
I think I need to get more people on discord.
Even all the women out here are all hefty and look like men.
Lahdiel#7141
i'll invite you to where most of the regulars are
Wisconsin sounds terrible.
Its okay if you arent supposed to get laid and you like alcohol.
Well I can do without the sex, but the alcohol is something I can't let go.
I'll be there in 25 minutes.
There's not enough gays in id
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