Do you have any idea how assholeish that behavior is!?
Do you have any idea how assholeish that behavior is!?
Isaac Wood
Eli Price
Iron man dies
Captain america gets old
Thor is fat
black widow dies
Nathaniel Roberts
Luke is Darth Vader's kid
Blake Bell
He was kind of asking for it
William Adams
the titanic sinks!
Wyatt Brown
The only people who don’t know that are zoomers and tail-end millenials—and they’re never going to watch the originals anyway.
Jacob Moore
The protagonist is the one who killed his wife in Memento
Elijah Long
Rad Pitt’s character in fight club is just a split personality of Edward Norton’s character.
Hunter Sullivan
Fuck I haven't seen that yet you asshole!
Wyatt Wright
This guy is a faggot, and Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.
Mason Baker
You should try to get back at me by spoiling something in a movie that I haven’t seen. Everybody dies at the end of Reservoir Dogs.
Isaac Morris
Leonardo DiCaprio isn't actually a marshal, he's an inmate in Shutter Island
Nathaniel Fisher
the main character rats on everyone left alive at the end of Goodfellas
Nolan Brooks
the Germans lose both world wars
David Morales
The “Lost” island is actually pergatory
Jack Rivera
I hope every movie ever made is spoiled to your faggot ass. Considering the fact that a decent movie hasn't been made since 2004, there's nothing to preserve here, faggot.
Asher Young
“Soylent Green” is people
Carson Jones
Jesus dies . Twice
Eli Garcia
>Caring that much about the latest kike cinema production
Gavin Davis
In American Psycho, Patrick Bateman isn’t actually a serial killer—he’s just hullcinating and insane.
Jaxson Bell
In Friday The 13th, the killer is Jason’s mother.
Angel Powell
I actually get more pissed when I get a series spoiler than a movie. Like, I spend 2 hours watching a movie and know what's going to happen, no big deal. But spend 40+ hours on a show and see something on the internet, that is aggravating. First time it happened to me was Dexter years ago when I saw Rita die on a YouTube video I was like ahhhh fuck what an asshole for posting this. By the way, if you haven't watched Dexter you probably shouldn't have read this post. Now I'm the asshole...
Jace Gutierrez
You want a story? Here's a story:
Tony dies because he snaps Thanos with the Stark Gauntlet, which fries his left side and kills him. Black Widow dies. Cap retires, goes back in time, and lives with Peggy. Cap gives his shield to Falcon. It's now 2023. The present Gamora wasn't brought back, but the Gamora from before GOTG1 (redeemed already) meets Quill and kicks him in the balls. Captain Marvel does fuck all. Thanos, his army, his children all get dusted by Tony's snap, which fries his left side and kills him. Vision is still dead. Stan Lee's last cameo is underwhelming. Thor kills Thanos at the start of the movie, but he already destroyed the stones, so he lives in New Asgard and lets himself go. Korg and Miek live with him and they play Fortnite (for real). Bruce is now Professor Hulk. Thor leaves New Asgard, gives Valkyrie the title of queen, and joins the Guardians. Nebula has now joined the Guardians. The Thanos that was killed is from 2014, because 2023 Nebula and 2014 Nebula were entangled when trying to retrieve the Power Stone, so Thanos could see 2023 Nebula's memories through 2014 Nebula, and could prepare an attack. 2023 Nebula takes 2014 Nebula's place to bring Thanos to 2023 through the quantum tunnel, she ultimately gets shot dead by either 2014 Nebula/Gamora, idk which one. Clint and Scott get their families back. Tony has a daughter named Morgan now. Well, now she has no daddy.
iron man dies
the last scene is his funeral
enjoy your movie
Quick Rundown:
>they use time travel to get all the stones back
>use a glove to snap back everyone
>right at the moment of the snap thanos enters their new reality
>a big fat fight ensues
>Thanos finally gets hold of the glove
>Tony somehow takes it away from him
>Snaps Thanos and his army away
>Tony dies cause the power of the glove was too strong
>Everyone is sad that he died
Asher Watson
That movie is forgettable and unmemorable. And it's only loved by edgy faggots.
Camden Flores
God damn it Barry stop leaving dead hookers on my couch.
Carson Wright
Welcome to the internet fucktard