Hey what's up my fellow brothers I'm going to kill myself, or want to at least but don't know the best way of doing so...

Pills and alcohol.
Chug the fucking piss out of a bottle or two then take some kind of pills. Xanax would be best. A whole bottle maybe more. You'll black out, and while blacked out die. I didn't die, but I would've if someone didn't find me thrashing on my bed eyes rolled back kek.
I'll do again correctly and true when its the right time.

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He will just throw that shit up. Heroin maybe

Obtain heroin or wait weeks? Dang I was hoping to do something so I just don't need to be alive tomorrow. What about Carbon Monoxide?

Slow but pretty painless. Smells great too

You can slice your jugular vain open and just lay there until eternal black.
There is no god, you will never see gram gram again. Just thought you should know. Press knife as hard as you can against neck and slice true, friend.

Go to Church. God loves you.

What about suicide by cop? Luckily you're not a britfag so you have that option.

Very few people actually have the balls to do that. It's called the cowards way out for a reason

dude are you okay?

Just watch the new [spoiler]or just go to /pol/ [/spoiler] then you will REALLY have the drive to end it

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im retarded and fucked up the spoiler sorry for downsyndrome

Helium you pussy

get a knife and push it through your heart,100% death rate and embrace the panic and pain

exit mask.

dont do it man, too many escorts too little time..

I'll be the weird guy then.
how come u wanna end it OP?

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Do it faggot

im curious as well. Why end it right now? how old are you? what has made you choose suicide? please tell us

Slowly work your way towards everything you pursue in life, and have the barest of understanding that you really haven't accomplished anything that you've wanted too. IMO the best way

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I think that I would just jump off of a bridge. I have a recurring dream about climbing over the top of a suspension bridge tower and falling off.
I would probably get shitfaced, climb up to the top. Use a knife to cut my radial and femoral arteries on my arms and legs. Then id smoke a bowl of some sticky greens and stand there until my woozieness makes me fall off.

Jumping isn't agonizing if you can jump head first off a big building into concrete.

Don't do it user. It's not worth it. You risk your soul.

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get your rib cage lined up and feel your plus
go out in style with a knife to the heart and make it look like someone broke in
confuse the normies

pack thermite into your mouth and light that sucker up. it will be amazing.

Stream the 'cide

prove it faggot

Live stream it for are benefit of course.

suicidepreventionlifeline.org/chat/ use this. please. i dont know you but i want to help. give me my reason to live by giving you yours. please.

Well I'm back, apprently the thread is still alive so whatever gues I'll post. Mostly gonna kms cause I am tired of failure and just got fired from my first job after working it for less than a year. Lots of stuff but most importantly I intend to die. So from what I've got here is, carbon monoxide and if I'm feeling ballsy knifing myself and hoping I don't get found. Oh yeah and bridges into concrete headfirst was mentioned too.

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Before kys rape some kid and film it :D

I was the headfirst concrete guy. Trust me dude, there is NOTHING when you hit that concrete. You just die, that's it. Your brain actually lags a little behind your vision at that speed, so you won't even realize that you hit the concrete. You'll be in the air and right before you hit it, poof. You're gone.

TL;DR Head first into concrete from like 6 stories up is one of the best methods for no pain, no worry of survival.

So is that a no on driving full speed into a tree?

i have had failure too. many, many, many failures but im still here. hell ive been fired 2 times but ive been able to keep one for a while now. please dont ignore my replies. i'm here for you, friend

Why is everyone giving this person ways to kill themselves!?! It's not right!

That's gonna be a no from me dawg I'd like my family to be able to use it.

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As for you, you seem pretty nice, however I have my own goals and intend to complete them. Sorry

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what other goals besides killing yourself do you have? theres gotta be something else you want to do...

Listen bud, are you really willing to be the faggot that's too much of a pussy to live? Dude, I don't know about you but I would not want to lose the ability to jack off, its fuckin weird. Also, you're gonna be a major piece of shit to everybody else, more so than before, and this time it'll last forever. If there's a single thing in life in any coming future that will make you smile one day, don't kill yourself. faggot

I mean nothing anymore lol I never had any real dreams and stuff so now my only goal is to die.

Live stream the event

First tell me why you want to die then I’ll tell you if it’s worth it or not

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Ah, not quite, in death those who knew me will be sad sure but as I live they expect more from me, so I disappoint by existing. Pretty depressing.

why kill yourself when tf2 exists :)))))))))))))))

I mean, how bad do you really want it? At this rate you're gonna have to do a bit of suffering

then make some. go to college. mcdonalds is giving money to employees that are wanting to go to college.

Because I have played that game for 2.4k hours and have a 1.5kd at most in casual play. A good example of my failure. With all that time I am nothing.

They’ll be even more disappointed when they have to clean up the godawful mess you’ll make by killing your self

He already explained why retard. Scroll up

Cringe

I actually heard jumping from a great height is the best way to go because it gives you time to activate all your dmt and you end up having a trip that feels like 200 years

I guess that's a good point, though surely there is something to be said for me choosing to live all this time in spite of their actions?

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I have 3k hours, those are rookie numbers. You wont start getting gud until 6k
it's not an example of your failure, it's an example of your dedication

Nigger go suck cum and don’t @ me again
Of course, living is the purest form of spite to someone who wants you dead. Keep living to make them seethe forever.

I'd overdose on ghb, you just fall asleep and stop breathing.

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As you live, people will grow to match their expectations with who you actually are. There are literal studies showing that people although miss out on brilliant opportunities claim to be happier having missed it. The man who had the opportunity to invest in Mcdonalds when it first started said no off some advice from his brother, but he claims to be happier without making the investment. The thing is, people's disappointment doesn't increase as time passes by, it genuinely reverses and people get happier. Life may suck now, but psychologically it gets better. Please reconsider your reason why to kill yourself because as you say it you sound stupid

my ex did this and survived
the mortality rate is pretty low actually

People are far past my ability and have less hours than me it's embarrassing. And even if I wanted to try stuff again I'm out of time to practice effectively. Now just imagine my issue here but for everything. I've tried so many things it's really interesting how much a person can suck.

A kid jumped off a 4 story parking garage at my university during finals last semester, and he missed the asphalt and hit the grass. He got air-lifted to a hospital, but he's apparently pretty fucked up now.

fgt

Maybe dont post dumb shit you fucking retard and you won't get called out on being a fucking retard.

Hey, don't do it. I got help, you can too.

Nigger I will fucking EAT you if you post again

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STOP FIGHTING AND FOCUS ON THE REAL MATTER HERE!!!

Only thing you'll be eating is my cock after it's been up your fat girlfriend's dirty asshole

Sounds like you didn't want to die and got saved from sadness. I just want to die and don't really intend to listen for those who'd try to help. Sad for them really but people vary.

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Kys

I am but
This fucking assclown thinks he has a penis

Why do you "intend" to die?

When did I ever mention a penis? I was talking about a bird. You get triggered too easily

Are you also the guy who ran the suicide note thread

Well shit now I feel foolish. Slightly befuddled and aroused too.

OP pls stay alive so you see where this goes

I mean I already explained it. I'm discontent with my existence. Can't fight that one.

Speaking of which, OP how do you feel about death by rectal bleeding?

Nah this my first post actuslly hence the dialect not made of pure assholery. Though I see from this thread there is variety in its users and that is cool.

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Stop being ignorant and listen to me. You are just really sad and are saying you want to die but you know deep down you dont but you're letting your sad emotions get in the way of your real judgement on life and all of these "failures" are just getting in the way of what you really want in life so stop being a coward and just move past what HAS happened and focus on what CAN happen in your future.

user everyone has something to live for in life no matter how insignificant it may seem. Dying now before your time is just cheating yourself out of just saying “fuck it I’m gonna just go walk off somewhere away from all this bad shit”

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Sounds pretty epic, can't decide between glass jar or perforation of large intestine

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Why not just leave your life behind? No goodbyes or anything, just fucking ghost. Travel or some shit. You're gonna kill yourself anyway, so obviously you dont care about hurting those that care about you. Just take all your money or whatever else and try a different life. Try to have some fun with your discontent and maybe you'll find something you enjoy.

I mean, I don't care I just never understood why people who want to commit not alive dont try to change things up and then do the deed if they still find nothing

Suicide by cop

OK GUYS I think I'm decided.

Unfortunately for those looking for a suicide vid I can't grant that as I'll continue suffering rather than just dying maybe something cool will happen. Also too lazy and apparently not motivated to look up how to properly make CO to inhale so whatev.
thanks for the support I suppose people who did so though i cant say I won't just be like this again in a day or two since I still lost my job and stuff.

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You are blessed this day user. Godspeed and find happiness

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probably a mistake to put this here but email me. i want to get to know you. [email protected]

ur not about to kill urself pussy stop tryna get attentrion and go outside or see a doctor bro u know u look like a pussy posting on the forum about how ur gonna kill yourself fuck off faggot everyone else deals with the same shit u do fuck off

pussies are afraid of dying; you've got it ass-backwards. Which makes sense coming from a FAGGOT

AAA DELETE IT BEFORE YOU GET R E K T im probsbly fine

i wish you a fair journey to the afterlife user.

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im serious though please email me i want to still talk to you later

Fuck yeah dude, thats the good shit i need to see on this fuck hole of a website

"Job Well Done!" - TF2 Engineer
Good Night Y'all