Ok guys, I'm going to kill myself tonight, but I want to make it fun so let's play a game

Quints plz

I try

Why are you killing yourself?
Not worried just curious, the reason makes for more challenges

Anyways roll for quints

You should find some way to work politics into it. Get yourself famous user

Bump

Quints pls

I'm a really good person, I've put so much effort into doing this right

quads baby

Im in a hole i cant quite get out of, thats a good way to put it not depressed but kinda hopeless

Reroll for quads

Good idea, might do that anyways

1/100,000 chance but quints pls

Quads roll

What's your action plan?

I tried. But I'm too tired. I don't have it in me anymore to play this game.

ur gay

Say some real cryptic shit, drop some coordinates out in the middle of nowhere, then in a super populated place. Start a big ass panic

Happy to take suggestions, up the wrist river is go to for now

That's gonna be rough, if you're gonna go live stream off a building.

Wasted dubs too

The new gay Canadian dollar coin is why I did it

Hell no ill wuss out im more afraid of heights than dying at this point

At least I looked cool

roll

Loonie

Forgot to give a time frame, yall fags got till 2:00, it's 11:15 here

My aunt done molestered me

Are you in a situation where somebody on your family is gonna find you though, gonna fuck somebody up to find a bloodied corpse in their house. Gotta be considerate.

GRRRRREAT FUCKIN TRIPS GET

Fuck

Nah, I live alone and don't have contact to my family

Meh, if I were you I would stay alive to see the future, im really curious about robotics, the colonization of mars, the singularity etc

that may happen or maybe we will just go to shit who knows

Send this to your mom or dad whoever has a sister

What about Cyberpunk2077?
You're okay missing that?

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I'll be dead before then anyways

I mean fuck look how advanced we got from 1990 to now, we have extremelly powerful devices with the power of millions of chips in our hands

also roll quints

wait, how old are you?

Holy fuck guys stop wasting dubs my note is empty

30's

First dubs response should be added to note if dubs was wasted

From now on

dude you gotta keep on living to see sonic mania 2. Its gonna be fucking epic

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I'm EST what time do I have till

well, you have time so see the colonization of mars, the advance of quantum computers, the adjusting and aplication of fision onergy and the singularity

Yeah, pretty good chances if you ask me
Anyways, if you're bored of living can you post a fantom message when you die?, im curious about afterlife

send it to the last person you had a crush on

Fuck you i actually liked sonic

Figure it out im pst

Don't do it.

Trips confirmed. Extra points if you live in West Virginia or Alabama

Rolling for quints pls

Pepe made me do it

"Meghan I always loved your thick ass"

NO WAIT FUCK NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT THE ELDER SCROLLS 6 AND AVENGERS ENDGAME IS COMING OUT HOLY FUCK I FORGOT

First of all its terminal

Second I will if I can

Rolling

send it to a therapist. Then go to therapy. Then get better, and survive.

Income tax is unconstitutional & installed by the jews to control America

Quints to save the tard.

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i am a gigantic faggot

OP you need to ask yourself if this is niggerlicious or is it divine intellect? Will this entertain God?

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im actually surprised most of us here want to save you lol

Until pedophilia is accepted this isnt a world I can comfortably call my own, I'll meet you all again in a better life

This is shaping up to be a shitty letter, maybe you shookill yourself.

The fuck you talking about

fair enough, but will the tard listen

There's nothing on the letter, nobody has gotten dubs

rrrrrolling for quints.
gl in the afterlife if no one gets lucky tonight

He ain't gonna fucking do it. We all know it.

Here I compel with you

Don't do it ;)

he should fucking livestream it so we can actually see if he does it

Some faggot got trips. And it was a good get, something you would expect to see in a note.
Thread can close now.

Nobody has told me who to send the trips message to, will provide screenshots

Since when does Yea Forums have so many 13 year old girls cutting themselves?

Quints please

A shit fake game made by polish Jews? Yeah I would pay to miss that.

Maybe it's a sign bro

I am ending myself in the name of feminism, as a true feminist I realize that only through the death of all men can women be truly free

Send trips to closest relative

Cant you just pretend somebody got quints?

Nahhhh

Send trips to the police

Quints please aghhhhhh

my dad beats me

reference spongebob squarepants on the suicide note

Cant you fuck off to some other thread?

Send trips to mom or dad

The release of death is as sweet as Andy's thick log

>i might have decided against it, if i didnt have to smell those brown people all the time

Im going to write it down after this thread is done

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Put "I need to die, like all men, because feminism requires only women" in your note

lololololololol

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>regrettably, the Krusty Krab holds no future for me
>Bikini Bottom seems to be a dead end town

Fuck I guess I'm satan, now I'm even more convinced to do it

Trips text "come to my address now or send police I am going to commit suicide" to anybody

The wheel of toxic masculinity has ruined our once beautiful nation, all men must die. I volunteer as the first

Xd

My biggest regret in life is being born a man

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>i also seem to have a fetish of cumming on stickers, but its not satisfying me anymore

>The brown masculine man told me to stay still as he penetrated me several times until I started bleeding, now I know the only thing that can cure my wounds is the sweet release of death

Dubs put "I am an avid member of the abdl community" in note

If the world is ending, I'm glad to have lived it with you.

Im open to edit suggestions to make it flow better

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I accidentally once put my dick in the cat, and now I can't forgive myself.

Don't do it mane

>Im also tempted to fuck the Pixar Lamp, or i was until i learned it wasnt real

Send the trips to your mom

>Forgive me my dear Ocelot, my dear dear oceloth, soon I will be with you

Oh god I am happy that this got in the note.
Also, rerolling for this.

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while

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Aye, I got in the note.

I'm an avid member of the ABDL community and have worn diapers on multiple occasions.

Fucking poetry

>My prefferable method of suicide would be eating slightly burnt toast, but anything goes

>Also to anyone who finds this, (name of known cousin) raped me when we were little, I cried but nobody heard me, i am sorry i kept this for so long

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>I'm an avid member of the ABDL community and have worn diapers on multiple occasions.

I hid all my truly valuable belongings in a box, 15 miles within my body. The net value of the objects within the box are over 50,000 USD. Good luck.

Thanks based suicidenon.

Whoever finds this note please tell the police to check inside the walls

>I masturbated to hentai so many timesI lost interest in real women so I never had a girlfriend

I'm an avid member of the ABDL community and have worn adult diapers on multiple occasions.

Hey man, if my time is almost up, might as well get some kicks out of it

>i loved to eat out of peanut butter jars at night, until you caught me, and told all the neighbors

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I am probably gonna end up doing this because I lost my waifu body pillow.

Send the trips to your mom

Well, since I'm the cat dick guy I might as well keep this shit rolling.

The cat was just looking at me, seductively. The fur glistening and soft. I couldn't help myself, really. I just couldn't. I think Shane Dawson is perfectly justified in what he did, and I would recommend who ever is reading this note to go out and fuck a cat. And if not, then fuck it in my honor at least.

this really do be a bruh moment, niggas really knew me as Lil' Breadstickk

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YES

Rerolling for this bad boy.

Reroll the fuck out this one

[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

Someone refill this shit, I'm rofl

Rerolling.

rollerino

All my life I thought ive seen things, and now i know they're real

wait, actually edit the hentai part with "I masturbated to hentai girls with gigantic dicks so many times I los....
you get the idea

This is amazing, btw how are ya gonna politely stop existing, aka your suicide method

Just wondering OP, where do you live?

[spoiler] it was supposed to be a secret user [/spoiler]

I hope Taylor Swift writes a song about me

Glad all you guys are getting a kick out of the cat dick shit. Anyway, rolling again.

unrelated, but if you're streaming on twitch or something i'm rolling for you to play this song on stream

youtube.com/watch?v=dcAjoUx2YwQ

put a picture of endgame spoilers

ah shit, now that I think about it you're never gonna see the end of One Piece...

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Call 18002738255

>I've always wondered about the existence of Mayonase, and it's potential capabilities as an instrument

p the wrist river but open to suggestions

Cali

If you've taken anything away from this it should be to subscribe to Pewdiepie

Add the cat shit

Already got a song
Kill yourself live-mudhoney

omfg
at least you're not gonna be forgotten
in the passage of time xD

NO, PUT SUICIDE IS PAINLESS INSTEAD

You can do some crazy shit with electricity, hook yourself up and flick a switch

Nah, it should be that Operation Barbarrosa was a massive failure from the start

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let me guess it doesnt work

You've convinced me, I'll do these cuz I want to

also a beautiful choice. lovely song user

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kek
this is great

>Yea Forums makes a suicide note
nice

I always wanted to be born a mongoloid.

Big grunge guy, if someone wants to make a YouTube playlist I'll write the link on the note

What's your full name, OP?

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>*shits pants violently*
Ever since i was sixteen l, I've been letting my master, Andey, shit down my throat. His sweet savory logs have cured my taste for nigger cock. I no longer eye tyrone running down the street, as I once did, an insecure fifteen year old. Logism is the best thing that ever happened to me. It has helped me achieve perfection. Andey's logs saved me. Not many people know how much dedication this man puts into ensuring that the dream lives in all of us. That we can all look forward to having the nutrients we need in the form of moist, hot logs of his perfect being, sliding down our throats.So hot.

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Playlist please

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the note is good, we need to group together and make a playlist

>he has not joined the best discord server the world has ever fucking seen.

SAD!

discord.
gg/WSkff7

11

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Nope

Don’t do it I hope I’m the quint

roll

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At the end just put:

Goodbye everybody, see you all in Zimbabwe, cuz at the end, it's where we are all going to end

Livestream it on like some already dead website that no one has heard of.

How about your fuck off discordnigger

Y

Reroll

Rerollio

What happens if I join your discord? Why is it the best discord ever? You tell me before I join you fuck, not the other way around.

Shhhhh, don't talk to them.

Cuz it will be more fun to find the news article this way

Right now, only the sight of the small tits of the dyke that presents herself as Alice could save me, but it won't happen because I'm in Africa and have no mobility.

doo it dooo it

Rolling again

How has there been no fucking quads yet

Oh btw, before you die, watch "Futabuu!!"
You're gonna die anyways

Rolliopollio

Actually, I'm gonna do it at 1 so I don't fall asleep, a little tipsy rn so yall got an hour

But there's a lot of suicides in Cali

OP if there are no quads where do we go to read the story, and if there are make sure you die in a position where the camera sees you after the fact. Want to see what happens to you while we wait for a person to check in on you.

rollin

Will do because trips, who do you want me to send this vid to after I watch it?

Rolllo

Hey, we are not all incest. Just most of us

Roll

Logging in again

Just started and actually I've seen it before, kinda vanilla tbh

Don't be selfish

Roollll

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Roll

Quads baby

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Rollo

Finally that took awhile

This shit has been rolled so many times I put it in anyway, more about the spirit of things than numbed amiright?

rolling
this world is pretty cringe bro

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Roll

Roll

Thanks. And Godspeed op.

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If you've ever taken a trip through the Pacific Northwest, you've probably seen a bumper sticker for a place called Gravity Falls. It's not on any maps, and most people have never heard of it. Some people think it's a myth. But, if your really curious, take a trip, it's out there somewhere in the woods... waiting

roll

rolll

>it is all Yea Forums's fault

roll for dubs

You still there OP?

Re edited it, I'm just going to post as greenest from now on as it's too big for my screen
>I always wanted to be born a mongoloid, but due to the beatings of my father, The release of death is as sweet as Andy's thick log. *shits pants violently*

Ever since i was sixteen, I've been letting my master, Andey, shit down my throat. His sweet savory logs have cured my taste for nigger cock. I no longer eye tyrone running down the street, as I once did, an insecure fifteen year old. Logism is the best thing that ever happened to me. It has helped me achieve perfection. Andey's logs saved me. Not many people know how much dedication this man puts into ensuring that the dream lives in all of us. That we can all look forward to having the nutrients we need in the form of moist, hot logs of his perfect being, sliding down our throats.So hot. My biggest regret in life is being born a man. The wheel of toxic masculinity has ruined our once beautiful nation, all men must die. I volunteer as the first. Im also tempted to fuck the Pixar Lamp, or i was until i learned it wasnt real. To satisfy this desire I accidentally once put my dick in the cat, and now I can't forgive myself. The cat was just looking at me, seductively. The fur glistening and soft. I couldn't help myself, really. I just couldn't. I think Shane Dawson is perfectly justified in what he did, and I would recommend who ever is reading this note to go out and fuck a cat. And if not, then fuck it in my honor at least. This behavior caused me to masturbate to hentai girls with massive dicks so often I lost interest in real women so I never had a girlfriend If you've taken anything away from this it should be to subscribe to Pewdiepie

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Just waiting

Roll for quints

Gonna live stream it?

rollin

Take the clown pill, don't suicide
Everything is a joke, nothing matters and have fun!!
HONK HONK!!

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Check the rules

Is this still gonna happen?

roll

After quads. Roll immediatly around 8870 for a chance at quads