Hey there Yea Forums

Hey there Yea Forums.
I work a commission only job and made $200 so far this year. I am 18 and was wondering if I can qualify for subsidized housing and live off my savings while I sell more.
Oh and I'm getting kicked out in a month.

Also anyone got any businesses or ideas for one?

Also I got 120ish matches on tinder and im afraid to message most of them. Would anyone be down to roll for what I say to them? If you get me laid once my business takes of I would compensate.

Attached: Screenshot_2019-04-06-21-59-36.png (720x1280, 433K)

Oh and does anyone know if self bumping works? I'm new since I respect the rules 100% and 100% have not been on this site for 6 years lurking.

Oh and OP is a faggot and faggit and obviously autistic.

Nah I actually know him and he didn't actually take it in the ass in Cambodia. But he did encounter a trap... But does that make hima faggot?

It obviously doesn't

You only made $200? How long have you been working and what do you do?

About 4 months

Yes

I honestly can't tell if this is a girl or a boy.

Tinder? What the fuck are you doing on Yea Forums?

A boy who wishes that he was a girl, but learned biology

Biology is your hang up? Everyone knows that biologically speaking there are female penises and male vaginas. You can be a girl if thats who you really think you are. I mean everything you know about this world is interpretted with your head. So why can't you make small edits to your truth?

SEE FAGGOT

then again my reasoning to to wish to be female would just to fuck with assholes' heads. You know make them take momos advice but in a cuter way.

Like I do like a good pussy smashing, but it is kindof gross

Oh yeah that trap in cambodia i heard he told her he would fuck her 4 times before he knew it was a her! He told me that he couldnt get hard after the first nut. He got drunk and was horny from thinking that he got picked up from a female hooker and when the shlong flung out he wasnt thinking of pulling out.

Honestly dude, you sound like a bitch. I bet your a cuck with a 4inch cock.

...you're not far off...if someone gets walked on and has their girl stolen and doesn't like it, but that still means hes a cuck then I guess he is. Though hookers make up of 65% of his mostly female encounters.

Start a new thread and id roll, but there would be a .05% chance of you getting laid.

You're being to nice. .05% is already accurate. I just want to mortify people. Oh and I'm playing with a baby elephant in the profile pic

A digital 3d dildo craftsman. Look at all the fucking wonderful creations you can create with something like blender. Then if you get an order maybe you can 3d print it!