What would you do if you saw an alien

what would you do if you saw an alien

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Study its habits

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KILL IT BEFORE IT TURNS INTO A NIGGER

put my dick in it

Flash freeze it.

Shove it up your faggot ass. For science.

I would get away from her you bitch

Sell it to science even though i sawed it in half

I second this

put penut butter on my penid and let it suck

hi son

Ask it to take me away

Anal probe it

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>what would you do if you saw an alien
I did.

Ayy Lmao

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i'd take a shaky blurry video of it and submit it to blake cousins

>what would you do if you saw an alien

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I'd try and hitch a ride to a better planet

>what would you do if you saw an alien
Fuck it

Prepare my butthole.

what would you do if you weren't a faggot?

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Turn 360° and walk away

I would eat it. I literally would actually eat it. Then it would be a part of me forever.

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Nerve gas

Mentally? Or you mean lube it up and gape it a bit?

Mins you I would fuck it’s little slit of a mouth if it was a grey and then I would eat it.

roll it in egg batter and deep fry it.

cute read
made my pp tickle

Fuck it in the ass. If it has an ass.

comply

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Have sex with it

Let it crawl inside my navel