YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS

Hitler did nothing wrong

Hitler did nothing wrong or God I love being white

"I claim this planet for ME! Yeah, the whole fuckin' planet is mine. Fuck you EARTH! ...And oh yeah, There are only two fuckin' genders and niggers are genetically retarded."

the n word

>Mars is shit, I wish I was at home shitposting on Yea Forums...

Holy fuck...this is planet is wack

Suck it, jews.

Pained gasps as I shatter my helmet from tripping over some loose soil.

Holy fuck what happened to the moon?!?

"Can I have my McChicken and my nine millimeters yet"?

And it's going to STAY white

Holy fuck these responses so far are cringey as shit.

Here we go, niggers!

I've got such a boner right now

This world is flat, too.

Got my ass to Mars!

Crunch-atize me Captain

"I'm not a robot"

Hmm... Mars... Neato

yo quiero taco bell

Welcome to Mars. Gays and traps welcome. No black, no dogs

this. beat me to it.

"I cummed on Mars"

With this, humanity, is unbound. An achievement of spirit, body, mind... and a first of many greats.

Shit, think I missed the moon

'its ok to say nigger'

It's a doggy dog world

Now for the first fap...

I KILLED PAARTHURNAX

At least there’s no niggers here

only serious answer

Hah.

I want Elon Musk to fuck me UwU

Niggers did 9/11

Tony dies in endgame

Wait those foot step's are not mine

WE WUZ KANGZ

A quote for the ages

I claim this planet, for the white race.

The only original funny one here

INDIA SUPERPOWER BY 2030

owo what's this?

HAIL BE TO THE OMNISSIAH

I am the first to do sharpie in pooper on Mars!

Just say nigger, nigger

As I plant the American flag in the soil I yell "This is New America and is only for white people!"

now this is ebic

Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm

2 giant steps for man. 1 small hop for chan

Finally, no niggers

holy shit, I'm going to die here aren't I

No kebabs allowed.

What are you gay?

Kek

His name was Seth Rich.

>god damn i hope liara is here somewhere

I would pee all over it and say this is mine now

Where are the demons, my armor and shotgun?

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fuck niggers.

install gentoo

theres nothing here dude

bow before your King

I AM WE TALL DID

Today, we make our nest high among the rocks. The Lord must reach high to bring us down.

Not potatoes for dinner again!

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT

Niggers tongue my anus

>I claim this planet for myself, and declare this the Sovereign Kingdom of Mars! Fuck off niggers, we're full.

Instructions unclear
Dick stuck on Mars

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

or

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

And I am fucking disapoint they've not been posted before now

Come home white man

Cite

i straight up play with my gfs doodoo to nut

Woah whipping out the classics.. repsect

If you do not understand the Yea Forums connection get the fuck outa here

niggers tongue my anus

Finally some peace and fucking quiet

I fucked a dog when I was 12 , I hope earf gets hit by a fukin meaty roid

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First.

Also, cocks

I was originally thinking " ya dun goofed, ah'm gonna backtrace y'all and report y'all to the internet police"

but too many newfags

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fuck you mars i wanna go home

GAS THE KIKES! 14/88!

FINALLY NO MORE BLACK PEOPLE

If only there was a discord where intellectual conversations and sophisticated discussions took place.. oh wait! there is!

discord.
gg/4QpNVK

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What did you say Roody-Poo
Also what I would say if I made it

Suck a dick dumbshits!

Traps are gay

FUCK YOU MOM I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

may god forgive us for are past transgressions and give hope too this new world of eden

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Mars is flat

I see you are bringing gramma copypasta to the thread, also nice dubs

Check em

For Kekistan!

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Amen

"Well, here we are."

you're all fucking newfags for not recognizing my Yea Forums reference from like 10 years ago, all of you back to /r/eddit u disgust me

Can you triforce? That is the question.

Bamp! Times up

Fuck, time for a wall there too.