There is a bird in my house

There is a bird in my house

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good luck getting that fucker out. it will shit everywhere--hope you're into that

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You got a fishing net?

Kek

No I don't

got a shotgun?

spray it with raid

Why

Shot gun wouldn't work

Close any shades on windows and open the door. Either that or wait till it’s dark and pick it up to put outside when it falls asleep. They’re dumb like that.

Well, now is a good a time as even to get into the wonderful world of avian crushing.

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shotgun would work really well. you'd have a hole in your ceiling, but it would definitely take care of that asshole bird

Kek

Red robin. Yum.

But you see I don't want a hole

It's a cardinal

The door is open and it is dark , not sleeping through

Kek

Bump

back when i caught a bird and brought it in my dorm

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Why would you bring it in your dorm

it hit a window and it was cold out, so i checked its wings and warmed it up

Well it's pouring down rain here and I want it out

Bump

Good news neighbor has a net

I hope he can get out.

Did it I got it out

OP is really in the bird's house, and needs to reassess their life.

ayy you in texas bro

How did you know

Just grab a broom or something.

because it was raing like a mother here

Cum in your hand and Spider-Man it

I was able to get it out

It rains in a lot of places

it was raining since this morning and only stopped like an hour ago

It wasn't raining this morning must be in different parts of Texas

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Is it a server about birds