I've posted this in r9k but the fags won't believe me. If you don't, too, at least tell me a board who could help me.
I am desperate. Please help.
Some days ago I was drunk and I decided to buy something random online.
I found this website claiming to sell prosthethic vaginas for men, which are basically plastic skins you attach to your crotch and through some voodoo shit compresses your dick head into a small "clit" and leaves a big fuckin hole behind.
So, a week ago it arrived and I decided to wear it for shits and giggles.
It was funny, no matter how hard my dick was the fake vag would remain there.
>I actually had to sit down to pee while wearing it because there was no dick to aim with.
When a hot night came shit hit the fan, the sweat melted off some plastic into the zipper and the thing got stuck on me. After 3 days my dick is still in there, the fake vag is stuck.
What do I do? I can't rub one out (I literally have to finger myself through the hole to touch the dick) and I can't use urinals without making a mess. I have to wear fuckin panties because boxers feel weird.
Send ideas for removing this shit off user, I need help
>Pic is an example but not the model I have rn (can't find website cus I was using incognito when buying it)
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Jayden Robinson
this still doesnt show anything. atleast fucking show what we're working with here god damn
Henry Jackson
thats just a blurry image of a woman, not a fake vagine. Its bait boys
James Cook
I'm afraid I might hurt myself. I have shaky hands when I'm nervous so that's a no for me.
Julian Moore
i call bullshit, this whole thing is way unplausible and the cropped, low-quality pic w/o a timestamp just makes me doubt this shit more if you want a vagina then go see a specialist, start saving up for surgery and eat some estrogen in the meantime instead of fantasising about it on fucking Yea Forums
do you have a camera that takes a picture utilizing more than 4 pixels because i still cant fucking see anything you dumb faggot.
Easton Ward
This is so fake and you all are retarded. How the fuck would the plastic melt from body heat? If it melted from body heat the plastic would be so soft that it could be torn off. And if this did happen the company would be at risk of lawsuits.
Dylan Wright
So any ideas?
Jordan Roberts
was painting your nails REALLY necessary, though?
Robert Foster
indeed, its just some wanna be traps fantasy.
Ryan Morales
stop lying to anonymous people on Yea Forums, thats an idea.
Ayden Gray
Chill dude, get a bottle of lube, literally cover yourself in it, chances are, any air trapped inside has been released so its literally a vacuum. Pour some over the top on it, where your pubes are and try and pry it off with your finger, if that fails, try something else, thin, like the back end of some tweezers, just enough to get a bit of air inside. Squeeze more lube on the inside and just work your way along and down, inside. Hope it helps, hope it works
Tyler Miller
OP is an autist who has a fantasy and wants this to be a reality. Its fake and you just wasted your time trying to make OP feel validated.
Logan Ward
just let this thread die already, man
Mason Gomez
And I thought OP was a faggot. Get a load of this guy
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Juan Roberts
if you believe a word of what op says then i'm afraid you might just be actually retarded
