I'm 30, and I haven't had sex in 5 years. Before that, I'd only had sex twice.
Should I get a hooker?
Pluses: * I found an absolutely gorgeous and fairly cheap escort online who doesn't live too far away. Just luck that my type was relatively cheap (probably because she's foreign) * On her profile she says she'll do freaky shit that I'd never get to do with a normal girl * Hopefully it will give me a little more sexual confidence, so I can pursue women again, more successfully.
Cons: * Possible lowered self-respect. From then on, I'd have to admit at least to myself that I slept with a hooker. * Possibility of STDs * Still over $250, and I'm not making much money right now. * Damaged family relations, if they ever found out
btw, this woman came up when I was looking through hookers. Just thought I'd post it here because her face is fucking hilarious. She looks like one of the Monty Python guys
I slept with one once. Was in a similar mindset as you are now. It was the worst sexual experience of my life. It was completely soulless. I would have been better staying home and jerking off. I'm hot and confident, so I don't have a whole lot of trouble with women. I was in a dry spell and did it because I thought it was a good idea. It wasn't. Maybe if she does her job well it would be more fun. In the end, you're still buying sex and that depreciates it value. If that gets you off, cool. Otherwise, it won't be as enjoyable as it ought to be. No matter how good she is, she will just be acting, and on some level you'll know.
Leo Fisher
35. No sex in 4 years now. Used to a lot when I was younger had 2 to 4 year long relationships a dozen or so girlfriend's a few one night stands. Now though. Now I do nothing. And that's how it will be until I'm dead. Life is sad. Deal with it.
Justin Bennett
Jesus chris was she in the 20% off section?
Jordan Scott
Thanks, this is definitely a valuable perspective. I'm not hot, but I'm not awful either. Just rather socially inept tbqh
John Evans
Sometimes. Sometimes she’s like a fit stripper, super into you and gets off to it as much as you. It’s a roll of the dice OP, those cons are all whatever except you should ask for the half hour instead of full hr so you don’t get ripped off. 250 is pricey for random street meat. You won’t even last 15 min lmao
This girl's not a street walker, though. She's call girl-tier. I don't just want to fuck her, I want to have some fun, so I figured I should get at least an hour if I go through with it
Ethan Harris
is that Johnny Drama? sheeeeit. ain't nothin better than a piece of pussy. except maybe the Indy 500
Nathaniel Campbell
It's Leaving Las Vegas
Kevin Bennett
sho thang boo
Lucas Johnson
go to the gym, lose weight, get on tinder, get a haircut, buy new clothes >you can get women for "free"
Jacob Jones
In all honesty Yea Forumsrother I’d sign up for a month on rubmaps (like $15) and take a look at some of the happy ending places. It would be cheaper and most look really nice. Even the older women. $60-$80 for the best handjob of your life is worth more than $200 shitty sex with a hooker. I’ve been in your boat my man. I’ve done a hooker/prostitute twice and it was shit sex all around. However the 50 year old South Korean chick named Nancy jerked me off better than I could ever do it myself. Otherwise spend the $500-1k for a gorgeous passable tranny. It’s well worth it for the experience, but at a high cost
Asher Baker
Mhm. Work on the social skills, get off the computer and go outside and do shit. If you're on the fence about buying this slut, don't do it. Just isn't worth it. If you do it you'll have to accept that you payed for meaningless sex. That costs more than the hooker. You'll mostly forget about it after a few years. Waste of money.
Carson Rivera
oh okay. I like nic cage too
Eli Barnes
Forgot to mention I’m pretty average looking with a decent cock and had success using adult friend finder. It’s like $35/month, but as long as you aren’t hideous and overweight you’ll find someone.
Dylan Brooks
Switter/tryst for a more upscale Backpage. Oh and Eros.
Zachary Russell
Can OP or anyone share good escort sites. I been looking since nightshift forum shut down have not had luck. Listcrawler seems like it’s all bots. I will say rubmaps was worth the monthly fee but massage parlors get boring the women all look the same.
Caleb Butler
Don't do it, you will not feel anything. 3 years without sex. It was nice to try, but I will never go back.
Caleb Williams
Eros is the big one. I just checked out Tryst at that user's suggestion, and that's legit too. Other than that, a bunch of low quality listing sites like Harlothub, Escortindex, Adultsearch, Slixa, etc.
Tyler Fisher
100% yes. I fucked one behind a car in Tenerife when I was 21. Was fucking great!
Ayden Cox
Thanks! Yea Forums really being helpful today
Jace Sanchez
I have an account, I can post reviews for the first 3 exact links posted
Dylan Moore
whores only cure horny not lonely. if you're lonely then it will do nothing
Luke Turner
Try your mom's house. I brought a bottle of wine and she licked my ass.
Gavin Young
Leaving thread in a min if no one is interested
Austin Williams
Lulz. You’re just like my best friend. He’s wealthy, decent looking and a good dude. He always is saying,”I’m in my 30s and can’t get girls. You’re in your 40s and do. Why?”
LEAVE YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND COMFORT ZONE YOU GODDAMNED TWITCHET.
I personally don't even gain an erection if I imagine myself in a situation with a girl who does not like me at all. I would not kiss her. I would not ever lick her. It's a goodamn prostitute, the beauty of sex is exchanging sensations with a person you like, a person you want to explore in the details.
At least for me, tho. Hookers exist for a reason I suppose. But I'm not cute or anything. I just don't delude myself in the wrong idea something like sex can truly be bought, because I had sex with a girl who loved me for real, and I know what it's like, despite what you may think.
It's just not worth the money. Keep it to yourself, at least gain something genuinally pleasurable, not an illusion just to dry your nuts. Porn is made exactly for that. And it's mostly free.
Review from where? How am I supposed to know where you assholes live? Go to rub maps and paste a link, I'll post the uncensored review
Robert Roberts
>Pluses: >* I found an absolutely gorgeous and fairly cheap escort online who doesn't live too far away. Just luck that my type was relatively cheap (probably because she's foreign) Never trust photos in the escort business. Be prepared to leave if this woman answers the door. >* On her profile she says she'll do freaky shit that I'd never get to do with a normal girl If you are into that, then cool.
>* Hopefully it will give me a little more sexual confidence, so I can pursue women again, more successfully. Probably not, but at least you will enjoy yourself.
>Cons: >* Possible lowered self-respect. From then on, I'd have to admit at least to myself that I slept with a hooker. So what. Also, more sexual confidence or llowered self-respect. Make up your mind, man.
>* Possibility of STDs You have that with some hoochie in a bar too.
>* Still over $250, and I'm not making much money right now. You know best your own financial situation. It might seem like something to do at the time, but it lasts a short time. Especially if she fucks you over with how many times you are allowed to cum and etc. Let's face it, only one in five times with hookers is really great.
>* Damaged family relations, if they ever found out Then don't tell them.
Hunter Smith
what kevin dillon movie did you think this was?
Nathaniel Lewis
Dead and gone . No rub maps today lol
Hunter Rivera
Hey - I'm in DC. Can you point to some good stuff in DC? Thanks!
Blake Phillips
OP needs to respond to you
Connor Gutierrez
I requested:
Zachary Harris
>Possible lowered self-respect dude so many people bang hookers even the president of the united states >Still over $250 lol you better pay at least 500 or good luck getting aids
Cooper Howard
I thought it was an episode of Entourage. looked like him from the side... at least to me. fucking love Kevin Dillon
