Ask a Frito Lay Merchandiser anything
Ask a Frito Lay Merchandiser anything
Julian Campbell
Ryan Gray
what does a merchandiser do
Nolan Reyes
Ew
Logan Torres
How many chips do you eat a day?
Leo Martinez
can you xray that picture for me?
William Campbell
When was the last time you had sex? Was it a good lay? Can you give us a little summary?
Andrew Murphy
Call your CEO and tell that dumb fucking animal to bring back smokin cheddar barbeque doritos.
Samuel Bennett
They're the guy who stock, build the displays, and sometimes make orders
Colton Davis
Do you sell the expired stock or just give it away? A friend of mine who was a Mission Foods merchandiser gave away so much shit. None of his friends ever had to buy tortillas or chips while he had that gig. It all had to be pulled, but was always still good.
Levi Walker
How many fritos have you laid?
Lucas Taylor
This
these chips kept me from suicide in college.
William Reed
>Do you sell the expired stock or just give it away?
They get thrown away
Colton Ortiz
Do you know the Pepsi and Coke merchandisers who keep making these threads every day?
Cameron Jackson
It was amazing. I was sharing a bag of doritos with a store manager and he told me I had a cute ass. So we went into the storag room, and he used his greasy Dorito finger to lube my ass. Then he fucked me all while fondling my balls. We were both overweight, and we didn't last more than 5 seconds. Came together.
Austin Myers
that chick is not a merchandiser, she's probably rubbing her smelly std ridden crotch all over those chip bags.
Henry Flores
yummy
Jaxon Cruz
No, they are lazy . That's why we get paid $3-4 more a hour
Liam Allen
It's Frito Lay you blind dumbass, not pepsi or coke.
Nathaniel Turner
what a cuck
Liam Rodriguez
Female name
Austin Richardson
>chick
(snerk!)
Jason Martinez
Why are everyone of your fucking workers complete fucking muckbrain fucktards? Jesus christ I try to manage a grocery department and you people are brain damaged monkies
"HUR HUR ITS SUPER BOWL? BETTER NOT STOCK THE SHELVES ALL DAY EXCEPT AT 5 AM AND NEVER COME BACK"
ingrates
Andrew Taylor
Do you date other merchandisers?
Cameron Gomez
>Female name
(snerk!)
Jonathan Wright
That retard who thinks other stores aren't busy
Logan Hill
We are the busiest store within 50 miles by volume, units, dollars. Except wal-mart, but thats only if they include NON food items.
So literally fuck off
Lucas Miller
Man that plastic bitch is fucking ugly
Nolan Edwards
do you have a fetish for ugly plastic women?
Justin White
lol im a large format driver for Frito-Lay, organize your cardboard better.
Cameron Gutierrez
stupid question, do you have a hunger for processed foods with artificial flavorings?
Jacob Green
Why did we get a new chip mod at Walmart and then suddenly you discontinue like 20 percent of the modular items
Mason Gonzalez
Well now that they’re gone I think it’s time to get back on that horse