Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?

Saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?

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your mom was right. they're dirty trash people

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depends.
there are cave dwarfs and domestic dwarfs.
cave dwarfs are dangerous. cave dwarfs and domestic dwarfs have a lot of similarities, so you should be cautious when you are next to one.

yes u must kill them first

Did you photoshop Peter dinklage's face on kit Harington's body?

have you seen how they dominate the media? particularly childrens movies?

mini me offed himself

put two and two together

Dutch/10 they are

Only if they have their battle ax.

Lemmi tell ya something. Lemmi drop some knowledge on ya. Dwarfs don't run in packs, and they don't rule the night. Nobody does. But there are dangers. Don't lock eyes with 'em. Don't do it. It sets them on edge. Also, loud noises don't scare them away. They get belligerent. Start going for your knees.

If they attack you though, god help you. You're in for a rough time of it. They turn into a whirling dirvish, all elbows and thumbs. You scream "No, god! No!" but all they hear is "Who wants more cake?"

Let me tell ya something. They do. They all want more cake.

i guess theres danger of them biting your cock

No, they are not...

My 7th grade year we had a 16 yo midget transfer to our school.

He was an odd dude. Tattooed up and wore cut off denim jacket. He wanted everyone to know he was a bad ass.

He would kick himself in the forehead to fit it. He exaggerated everything, told everyone how he could bench press 200 lbs.

Long story short, nobody like the kid because he was a cocky, arrogant 16 year old midget that thought he was a hard ass.

If you read this far thank you, i am terrible at writing and wanted to give a little background.

A special needs student in my classroom got into a fight with the 16 yo midget and kicked his ass. One of the best fights i have ever seen and i will never forget it.

So no, they are not dangerous, a special needs student beat one up and our whole classroom saw it.

the end

I wouldn't say they aren't dangerous, if anything a special needs kid is stronger than a regular man. They got that retard strength

Damn, I forgot all about that retard strength...

Yeah, that's a great point.

Glad you read my story dude, still cracks me up to this day.

Awesome fight

they'll fuck you up dude

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Would a retarded dwarf have the twice the strength of a child, twice the strength of a normal adult, or the same strength as a non retarded adult?

I saw Peter Dinklage at an Applebees one time. I was sitting at a booth minding my business. He comes up to my table throws a pepper shaker at me and yelled "hey fuckface, I was waving at you earlier..." Then he just turned and walked away.

You're my hero.

Post midget porn, ffs
Asking for a friend

its 1.25x stronger than a normal adult of the same age

kek... nice.

Only if you're small, or an orc.
Either way, just kick them.

Was he carying a crossbow?

highly