Hey Yea Forums! You are now a DRAGON!

Hey Yea Forums! You are now a DRAGON!

The first object on your right (except computer mouse) is what you hoard for centuries.

If the only thing on the right of you is a wall, pick the first thing on your left.

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dragon dildoe

A pillow

I hoard coffee, and become the greatest dragon barista of all time.

vape's Vape Nation!

So it's come to this.
Ima horde cats, and become a crazy cat lady dragon stealing the villagers cats.
My cave is going to reek son....

back scratchers.

Woe be the knights and adventurers who try to take my back scratchers

1990 Miata keys

would you eat them?

Toilet Paper

Fuck you OP

Fuck same

Ruler

Local beer. Fuck yeah lol.

well, surely dragons might like to wipe once in a while too?

Micro fiber napkins? Thats super lame and comfy

chewing gums, packaged

or can't you imagine a posse of villagers who come up and you say in your deep voice, "Don't squeeze the Charmain" while you're in fact squeezing it

book, nice.

Gee whizz I get to hoard carpets.

I'll probably just do some form of work to buy my carpets like a good dragon citizen. Maybe transport wrecked cars, search for lost people or some other good job. Get a dragucation in Law and join the SWAT team.

Actually that'd be fun, I should write a book about this idea just for fun.

Disney princess water bottles full of juice and water mixed.
Guess I could make shitty cider

I am a ....CAT DRAGON??

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TV remote hoarder checking in. Maybe still just a boomer.

Can's of Pepsi-Cola. lol
instead of gold coins and jewelry, my hoard consists of Pepsi cans. Could be worse I guess.
Bow to the Alumin(i)um Dragon!

A cigarette lighter. Oh good. A hoard of Bics should come in handy for a FUCKING DRAGON.

Bottles of lemon flavoured Perrier. I will be the most well-hydrated dragon of all time.

C O C O N U T
D A T E
R O L L S

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Nic Cage pillow

I will collect all of the ashtrays

Awww yissss gimme all that caramel bubble chocolate faggots

I guess I'm hoarding water bottles.

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at least you got hat, i'll be stuck with just the mugs

my humidor

Bottle of acetone...

I guess I bathe in it to keep my scales conditioned?