Let's try to make an original greentext, one line by post. I'll start:

Let's try to make an original greentext, one line by post. I'll start:
>be me

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>Eating ass one day

>my dad comes in

>yum.jpg

What do you call that white head decoration figure that's in the picture?

>die

>respawn in 1945 Germany

>find out that hitler was gay and give him the succ

>wake up from my dream

Bust

>sweatingaf.jpg

>find out Hitler is in your bed giving you the succ

bignut.mp4

i mean
>bignut.mp4

>hitler lets you choose left or right nut

>feels good man.mp4

>turns out i'm in the matrix or some shit

>i can still feel the ass in my mouth

>I was actually in VRchat the whole time

>Niggers everywhere

>take the headset off

>turns out i ate out my dogs ass

>rickroll.txt

>nohomo.flv

i heard that's not canon

>mfw

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>I become God and it becomes me and the universe dies and nothing for all time for ever.

>realise God isn't real so I cannot be him

>i wake up again

>anonyoushiturself.mov

>tired of doing dmt and playing hitler porn vidya games, go outside to buy smokes

This thread just died forever.

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>shit i am Barbra Streisand and I just shit the bed

>play with my pussy a little

>It bites me!

>ouch.jpg

>I fart in its face to show dominance

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