Let's try to make an original greentext, one line by post. I'll start:
>be me
Let's try to make an original greentext, one line by post. I'll start:
>Eating ass one day
>my dad comes in
>yum.jpg
What do you call that white head decoration figure that's in the picture?
>die
>respawn in 1945 Germany
>find out that hitler was gay and give him the succ
>wake up from my dream
Bust
>sweatingaf.jpg
>find out Hitler is in your bed giving you the succ
bignut.mp4
i mean
>bignut.mp4
>hitler lets you choose left or right nut
>feels good man.mp4
>turns out i'm in the matrix or some shit
>i can still feel the ass in my mouth
>I was actually in VRchat the whole time
>Niggers everywhere
>take the headset off
>turns out i ate out my dogs ass
>rickroll.txt
>nohomo.flv
i heard that's not canon
>mfw
>I become God and it becomes me and the universe dies and nothing for all time for ever.
>realise God isn't real so I cannot be him
>i wake up again
>anonyoushiturself.mov
>tired of doing dmt and playing hitler porn vidya games, go outside to buy smokes
This thread just died forever.
>shit i am Barbra Streisand and I just shit the bed
>play with my pussy a little
>It bites me!
>ouch.jpg
>I fart in its face to show dominance
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