She's a whore

this will not stand, ya know ... this aggression will not stand ... man

So was op mom. Hence why he was such Gatorade for whores... and truck driver trannies.

Haterade

I'd still breed that sweet ashkenazi pussy tho

This is not exactly news...

It's too bad about those tits tho.

I’d be severely disappointed to learn otherwise.

Throw 360 shekels at her and walk away

she fucked Matt Damon while dating that cuck from that show lol

Why does her head not fit her body there?

From minute to minute we all pimps and hoes.

She hasn't been hot since the mid 90's.

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Yes, but a Jewish whore, the best kind of whore

Sure, and Op STILL can't fuck her

Possibly, shes still in showbussiness despite being unoriginal and unfunny

>She hasn't been hot

Ever

Naw, she was bangable when she was younger.

We found the jew Yea Forumsros

Bangable does not always = hawt.

I bang my left hand all the time and it's a potatoe

>you will never suckle on Sarah Silverman's tits while she reads Kabbalistic ritual instructions

why even live

You're a worthless person. Fun talking

Not all hooknoses are disgusting. I mean, their culture is, but they are bangable.

>bangable != hot
Maybe, I've seen cute moped fatties that i'd bang. But she had a decent body/face back in the Mr. Show days.

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what exactly are you a fan of?
her saying vagina over and over?

I think her personality subtracts 5 points on the scale to ten. So at best if she was a 7, now she's a 2.

I'm not a fan, but making this thread is pointless and sad. You're worthless. They're separate points, try to keep up.

id have monkey sex with her

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Bitch got lopsided tiddys. When I saw them I almost puked.

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im not OP, you stupid shit, I asked that dude what he is a fan of, not you cunt, since you aren't even a fan, don't talk.

Amazing how you had to twist my comment so hard to be able to swallow it. I'm the same user you were asking, dipshit. Go back to lurking, you're fucking dogshit at posting.

That's like saying "The 17 year old blonde and beautiful athletic chick has a nasally voice, and she loses 5 points for that". Who gives a shit about her personality, voice, or what she has to say? You're fucking them, you're not dating them.

You're on Yea Forums. Beggars and choosers and all that shit.

T. Virgin

Exactly. They're on Yea Forums. Their imagination play place. Where beggers can be choosers and incels are chads

Supported Hillary. Can't find her attractive now.

not after tonight

That's exactly what I'm saying. Attractive or not, cunty personally disorder is a -5 in my book. But good news, less competition for you...

>That’s like, your opinion man
>this will not stand, ya know ... this aggression will not stand ... man

you are the only one who swallows here
get the fuck off my /b

Bitch, you're either a fan of her or you ARE her. I'm convinced that these retarded celebrities visit this site. You're probably just a fan, though.

Well, if i'm ever in the position to fuck Lizzy Kaplan, I'll definitely thank you for your discriminating tastes.

Well, she almost exclusively relies on other comedians to write her material. So it's somewhat conceivable that she'd have enough time to be on here..

By all means have at her.

this
>id still fuck those tits

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Kek. She's as original and talented as Amy Schumer.

So if someone makes a retarded, sad thread, no one can point that out without being a fan of the thing OP is being sad at? Sounds like you just don't wanna be told how sad the entire thing is.

THIS NIGGER THOUGHT HE WAS EVER IN THE RUNNING AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

I will. And when I nut in her she'll get all cunty about it and i'll say "yanno, that guy on Yea Forums is right. You lose 5 points for a poor personality" while by cum oozes down her leg.

"Holy shit," i'll think to myself. "I'm really fucking high right now."

Theoretically they could, but I have a strong hunch you're a fan.

While that is true, I wouldn't fuck that potato. The joo, on the other hand, is spunk worthy.

I remember when she was on some celebrity roast thing, and she was just bombing like crazy. Absolute silence from everyone. And she couldn't seem to ever write anything funny. Then suddenly she had her own show and some of it was really fucking funny. And suddenly you realize why when You see "Dan Harmon" pop up as a writer in the end credits.

She fired him supposedly for being difficult. The truth is more like she wanted to add stupid shit to his work and it kept bombing on the show,and he called her out on it.

Women just aren't funny. Well, most women. There's a few. But it's like smart black people. They're few and far between.

She probably opens up her legs even for her dog.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I heard Jimmy Kimmel (that cuck) gave her herpes.

like her hips, the grout lines bend.

I feel like fucking her would be about as exciting as getting my balls cut off with an old rusty knife.. I'd rather just skip the fucking part and go straight to the knife part..

hot

So are we not dumping pics of this kike beauty?
Shame

Agreed

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link/7RVqurQ

I-478

Bump

woman are whores in general, in before incel thats a term used by woman went they cant defend being a whore

The original khazar milkers

Body of an overweight swim team dude

gonna have to go ahead and bump