Secrets, last one ded. Tell me the sexual things you did as a kid

I never did any sexual thing and I'm a 40 year old virgin.
Discuss.

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It wasn't murder.

At friend's playing vidya. His parents went out for the afternoon and I snuck off and finger banged the shit out of her. I made her suck my dick. I broke her hymen.

A few weeks later we were playing vidya again. His parents left and said for us to watch her. A couple hours later parents came home. Mom looking for daughter. Mom goes into backyard and screams. Lil sister was floating in the pool.

used to flash cars from my yard, when i was three. and look at my dad's porn, which wasn't openly made available, but it was easily within reach and i was too young/stupid to cover my tracks, but it was never hidden

>be me
>6
>brothers friend finger bangs me
>on my way to tell parents
>off myself in pool
>plot twist
>faked death of secret twin
>slowly plotting revenge on molester

Negligent death of a finger banged minor. When they did that autopsy, guarantee they found that broken hymen.

Yesssssssss

What feats have you accomplished with your wizard powers?

No wizard powers, just sadness and regret.

Kids can't do sexual things, they aren't sexual.

You know they don't even do autopsies on a majority of deaths with clear cause, right? Certainly not to check her fucking hymen.

Haha. Thanks for the chuckle.
Seriously though take a week vacation in Tijuana or something.

i'm half faggot

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newsflash, hymens are broken every day from any kind of activity a kid will normally do... including sticking their OWN fingers up there for a good time. Also, there are married women that still "have" their hymen in tact... your idea of what a hymen is, or signifies is...??? there's not a word! The center of the vortex of unimaginable stupid is where I fathom you'd be found.

Obviously. I was being facetious, ya jizzmopper

uh... you'd be very wrong about that.

When I was 12 years old, I let my dog lick my penis for the first time.

It was the mid 80s. I'm not sure they did an autopsy. I was never confronted about it nor was it ever mentioned in news. I was never allowed back over to his house again. They became hermits and never really even came outside after that. His parents no doubt blamed us. I secretly check up on him on FB sometimes. He and his parents have a real shitty relationship.

ayy, don't listen to this guy

All corpses at autopsified and the primary reason for this IS to check that hymen.

You (and other mentally ill people) misinterpret normal exploration and curiosity with sexual behavior.

When I was 14 I spent the summer being the kid down the streets little cocksucker all summer...he had a really big dick...I nursed on it and savored it like an ice cream treat all summer long- out by the pool, in the woods, in the garage, in the living room with his mom making dinner in the kitchen...we used to see how close we could get to getting caught...a few times when his parents were out he would make me wear his moms pantyhose and dry hump me in their bed- we tried fucking but he was too big...I moved away at the end of summer and never saw him again...his beautiful cock did spoil me a bit and set me up to be a bit of a size queen tho...

The definition of "is" is please user? Nigga please!

How'd the rest of that day go? Was it like, "ahhh my daughter's dead!" and you just sat there playing video games until they asked you to leave?

Only women can be queens. You are just a casual faggot.

You are sexual when you start feeling horny

That really sucks.

>You are just a casual faggot.
I believe you will find he is a raging faggot.

This isn't about me

Kek

So drag queens are women?

You're a fucking retard. Anyone who has a strong preference for big cocks is a size queen. Gender doesn't matter.

Ruined a good friends marriage just so I could have a chance to sleep with his wife. Starting to feel bad about it.

What? Drag queens are also faggots. How are you not following along.

its a figure of speech dumb ass. So am I a size king? I prefer sucking larger peni.

But why?

>have a chance
The thing you should feel bad about is that you've done this and still failed to fuck her.

Nah, you are a queen. That guys a moron.

nah, their "marriage" was already fucked up. You had nothing to do with it even if you think you did.

>so I could have a chance to sleep with his wife

user is right, it is a raging faggot.

Trap lover detected

Ambulance, Fire and police. No stop questions. Mom couldn't stop crying. Police called my parents. My parents came and got me. I ended up in counseling for 2 years....for the trauma I witnessed.

I want to train myself to be a bed wetter.

Yeah but why sleeping with that woman, friendship is sacred... You don't find it quite often.

Well at least you got your finger wet.

I'm pretty sure you can just lay there and pee man

So weak, so predictable

My secret is....... I can't stop getting dubs. Help

Loser

you're welcome

So not argument, such gay

>I believe you will find he is a raging faggot.
no. I am pretty casual actually. and indeed quite bisexual as women turn me on more...but do enjoy a nice cock once in awhile.

>do enjoy a nice cock
As I said, you are a faggot most egregious.

Sure kid

you’re beating it to this thread, arent you

Sometimes I fap to the memory of "railing" her with my fingers, but then it hits me....oh yeah, she died. Insta boner killer.

Whoa whoa, calling others kid on the internets?
Watch out, this guy is a badass.

More want to not be able to stop myself while sleeping. But yes, lay there and pee is how you start that happening.

Lol I wish I could be sure what you say is the truth. Unless you know who I'm talking about and actually know her or them both, your words are just words.

There is still a chance, and I intend on taking it, but I'm starting to feel bad about what I did to make it happen.

Weak and predictable

Trips of truth. That's why I feel bad.

>for the first time

My friend is a dance teacher and he introduced me to his incredibly hot 19 y/o student two days ago. Ever since I have been fantasizing about raping her. The thoughts are consuming me.

>be me
>around 6
>friend comes over, he's heighbour's family
>friend is around 10, my brother is 8
>we go to the attic
>compare sizes, jerk off together, recreate porn scenes (clothes on)
casual guy stuff, but i didn't talk to him ever again

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Hes already fucking her. Wait your turn

Do it, she probably wants it too.
Record and share her

he's gay, shes not his type. But i want her. I need to see her massive tits flopping around under me.

>As I said, you are a faggot most egregious

nope. your intellectually deficiency doesnt allow for nuance no doubt. I prefer sex with women. your adamancy suggests an internal struggle with your own sexuality.

>be me freshmen
>missed bus walking home from school in rain
>dude pulls over and asks me if I want a ride
>small ensues and he passes me a pint of jim beam
>tells me he thought at first I was a male prostitute
>(was a street in Detroit heavy with young female hookers)
>he pulled off behind a vacant building
>unzips and asks me if I want to make some money
>was curious so went for it
>gagged but did my best
>he offered to suck mine
>was very shy because I'm pretty tiny
>had a couple more shots and let him
>came in under a minute
>took his number and met up with him the next week
>took my virginity HARD

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>gay person makes gay words

This also is very gay

but I have fucked more women then men have fucked me...so how does your irrationality process that?

Is this user around today? He posted a story (not greentext) a couple of days back about running a train in summer camp.

Wheres the user with the brutal rape vids?

1. Raped cousin at age of 4/5 cause I copied what I saw on movies dad watched.
2. Had wincest with sister around 7/8yrs, caught me cheating with a magazine so "dumped" me. Told my mom about the magazine and got so mad I raped her for a couple years
3. Fucked my cousin on and off even though she has a bf. Got pregnant and bf thinks it's his and has been raising it as his. Fucking her again recently, she's pregnant again
4. Used my job to have sex with my employees
5. Gave alcohol and weed to underage lesbian in exchange for sex
6. Got caught fucking a girl and her cousin by the girl's fiancée

>men have fucked me.
Holy shit you're gay

You are a faggot and you probably have AIDS

>I have fucked women

holy shit I'm straight

see how that works?

When I was younger me and my extended family would go on a big family vacation to the beach in a big beach house. Often when everyone was out on the beach I would go back to the house and steal my cousins bathing suits and panties and use them to jack off in. Then I would put them back. They would then wear them and that would turn me on so much.

I would have sleepovers with one of my childhood best friends. At these sleepovers I would jack off. One time he noticed and started to jack off too. He then sat next to me and we started to jack eachother off. He then sucked me off and I came in his mouth. We never talked about it again. Yes I know I am a faggot. I still feel disgusting thinking about it.

nope. Im bisexual and tested often. I have safe sex and do not have AIDS. But thanks for your middle school opinion.

My family has a remote, almost inaccessible piece of land with an off grid cabin. Nobody goes up there but me. I fantasize about making abduction, rape, torture and snuff flicks there.

Do it, but only for a little while. Make a few movies with girls of different ages, but DONT show anyone.

Disappear for a while, then maybe 5 years later, sell them, make millions and disappear again

I used to regularly eat out my neighbour and kiss when we were 6-7 in the back of her dads BMW.
I wish I went further

>bisexual
Lmao no you are just a faggot with a busted asshole from the faggot dicks that fucked you

No because you take dick in the ass faggot

>seething
the hurrdurr is strong with you.

Actually we both just know you're a faggot.

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Keep embarrassing yourself fag, you are the only AIDS ridden disgusting shit pusher faggot with a busted streched and leaking asshole lmao

My cousin used to molest me as a kid, looking back it probably fucked me up but it was really hot

This. No way a 6 year old girl dies un-naturally and they don't look for signs of sexual abuse.

I would talk to old men on chat sites and share pics with them. I even met up and had one fuck me God I'm a degenerate

You could build 10 bridges and you still might not be a "bridge-builder" but suck one cock and you are a cock-sucker for life.

I suppose you have your issues and this is the way to self punish yourself.
Normally I would call you a fag or a broken slut with daddy issues, depending on your sex, but I'm so far gone that it would be hypocritical from me to do so.
I hope you find what is causing your suffering, you fix it and find peace.
You deserve forgiveness and something better that makes you happy and fulfilled.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Former LEO here.
Lol nice /bARPing you got going on there you fucking liar. Guarantee they autopsied her and saw the hymen broken. They'd have drug you and everyone else in for questioning. You'd have been so scared you'd have broke too, but it didn't really happen so no worries.

Btw I remember this copypasta you faggot.

Like I said, I have no idea if they did or did not do one. I was never asked about it. It was the mid 80s. You didn't hear about sex abuse like you do today. Her patents became shut-ins. Maybe the dad was accused...i don't know.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link/7RVqurQ

I-sfk

Underage girls are 100x hotter than adult women. You can’t argue with this.

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Lying queer

>>Former LEO
yeah right...

>>copypasta
Yeah I told it in another secrets thread...maybe a weekago

Get some help pedophile ass nigger

This is how I know you're lying. That's not how it works.

I masturbate to my girlfriend's friends feet, take pics of them, etc.

They like last year and the year before. This pasta is stale as fuck.

Thank you stranger. Those are some kind words. I really do hope I can forgive my self

I am still deeply, deeply in love with my ex.
I think part of her is still in love with me but she's the kind of girl that wants the finer things out of life to the point where she will sell her (sexy, sexy sexy) ass to millionaires to get that life.
I know deep down I can never provide for this girl the life she wants unless she makes some major changes to her own attitude about what she wants from life, which will probably never happen.
Part of me wants to move on, but for some reason I'm stuck hard on this girl and it's killing me inside because if I don't move on, I will most certainly die alone.

Re reqd ypur ppat from the 3rd point of view and honestly tell me if this doesnt sound pathetic af being in love with a literal whore

She's a fucking gold digging whore. Fuck that bitch. Go get a real one.

So...which of you was a kid?

Were you a child who ruined an adult marriage? We're two kids married? Was some older guy married to a loli? Are you a sand nigger?

incorrect. men naturally find women who are over 18 far more attractive because they are actually able to bear a child. a school girl isn't.
go back to tumblr

Ahhhh yes! The old molested a kid that later drowned copy pasta.....its so popular these days

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>half

I have bad news for you

Says who? All studies show males are attracted to underage girls.

More trips. No, none us are kids. All adults with careers, mortgages, etc.

>seething

so much butthurt suggests you are struggling with your own sexuality but are too ignorant and immature to deal with it so you have to lash out. You know you love cock...just give in.

do you have wickr?

>men naturally find women who are over 14 far more attractive because they are actually able to bear a child
Fixed

Zer0mist

I jacked off into my wife and got her pregnant.

I sold pills and weed for 8 years because it was easier than working. Two years into it I meet a woman that would regularly not have enough money and negotiate sex for her pills. Her oldest daughter was 14 and was allowed to buy weed from me. They often came as a pair. Mom bought oxy sometimes weed or some E and her daughter was only allowed to buy weed. But I saw her split pills with her daughter after buying them cuz it was half the daughters money. They show up at my place and the moms says they are short on cash and could we work out a deal. That day her daughter went to wait in the car as I fucked her Mom in my house. This was semi regular until the daughter comes in with her mom waiting in the car. She said mom had a migraine and was in her period so she was here for the usual “deal”. I fucked that girl as hard as I could and not ashamed to say I came in two minutes. This went on so long and became so regular I just suggested her and her daughters move in with me. And for four years I had sex with that woman and her two daughters. I started by “sneaking” into the youngest room at night but I wasn’t very good at it. My now gf actually confronted me about and said well it’s not like she didn’t expect it to happen and I might as well not have to hide it. But if I ever physically hurt her or her daughters she’d cut my dick off in my sleep. When I stopped selling because I almost caught a case they were gone and fucking quick. Off chasing the next free high

I like girls with natural hairy armpits.

Obviously. But that's not what people get butthurt about. Every man who isn't a liar agrees teens are the best, but the general idea is that we shouldn't do it. But get down below 12-13, and most people really don't find them attractive. Thus, all the pointless arguments.

This, 100% correct and honest post on this subject.

Just fucking with you since OP said "child sex stories"

So when I was about nine years old I started to realize that I had a very large dick for my age. Now this only came about because I seemed to have the idea that insistently staring at the dick of the other little boys in the bathroom at school was normal because I just found it so fucking weird how small they were. Now, here's where the story gets interesting. You see, one day I got into a fight with a kid in the bathroom and we broke one of the stalls while fighting- Now, we somehow managed to become friends after this and eventually I got invited to his house. Now, being me, I was extremely fucking autistic at this age and I somehow managed to have the capacity to get aroused so I masturbated quite frequently at this age, and the math sort of added up the moment I saw his four year old sister that it was game time, being autistic and all. Now, my first sexual experience consisted of me making her gag on my chode before I created fissures as grand as the grand canyon in her asshole. So, the really bad part comes when she starts to prolapse blood and spasm on the floor, and so taking that as a sign of submission I got on all fours growled, and bit her shoulder, and shoved my chode into her vagina. Now, this didn't bode well, because half way through her brother walks in and joins in on the mayhem because apparently he hated the fuck out of his little sister and WANTED her to die. Long story short suffice to say the mental damage that was sustained resulted in her transitioning into a man when she was 12.

Damn, now you got dubs.

Yeah I know, but it is a secrets thread so I thought I'd contribute.

Fake and dumb

I had to move across the country to escape my stigma. I was 10 and had been being molested by my cousin for two years. I got mad and tired of it. So next time he put his limp dick on my lips, I bite down on it as hard as I could. Part of it came off and I panicked and swallowed it. They couldn’t make me vomit to expunge it and I wouldn’t let them so he never got it back. He still has most of his penis but most of the head is gone from my bite and then surgery. From then on I was the girl who ate her cousins dick. I considered killing myself many times. This is the first time in 25 years I’ve mentioned this in any way. My husband doesn’t even know.

Shut the fuck up nigger

>From then on I was the girl who ate her cousins dick
That's super metal. You should get that tattooed across your chest and wear black lipstick and biker boots. Not have to flee cross country.

How old was the young one?

I would have caved your skull in for that shit. Lolis should know their place.

Actually I'm pretty sure you would have hopped around bleeding and screaming like a faggot with his dick bitten off.

>got super fit and ripped
>went on holiday with family
>swimming in pool with my 2 young cousins
>A is 11 Years younger and B is 7 years younger
>A is very close to me as she's right in the middle of puberty and constantly feels me up.
>has her proper drink of alcohol at dinner with family
>feels me up more and parents laugh say it's soo cute and I'm like a big brother to her
>go back to hotel room have rooms connected by doors
>A comes in wants to talk she's very embarrassed and admits she has a huge crush on me.
>I'm super horny and decide fuck it let's do this
>tell her we can do whatever she wants and whatever happens stays in this room
>end up ripping her clothes and eating her out she then gives me a amateur bj constantly giggles and swallows
>curl up together and snuggle for rest of night wake her up early and tell her to go in her room so parents don't realise.
>continue doing this for the next 2 weeks and end up shagging her
>she got super addicted to me and now constantly texts me back home, says she loves me and my babies and wants a family.
>meet with her constantly round my place and fuck then tell her we can have babies soon when it's legal
>should I get her preggo guys I really do love her we could make a great family but family will be freaked.

Fuck off faggot

Eh fuck it. Live the life you want to live. Life's too short to regret not knocking up your cousin.

Absolutely. But you can do some damage in that second before the pain sets in. Penises react oddly to pain, and even a severe wound doesn't impact like other places.

You know how it goes user. Suck one dick, you're gay for life

....he said, drawing from his vast experience in having his dick bitten off.

Just fuck off you tryhard keyboard jockey. The dickeater story was probably fake anyway but if not she's cooler than you and you wouldn't crush shit except your own ego after.

You'll regret it, and she definitely will. She'll come to resent you for fucking up her youth, and will be fucking other guys while you raise your waterheaded baby. And you'll feel guilty and awkward and responsible, so you'll allow yourself to be cucked and justify it with the fact that you took advantage of her and all the problems are your fault.

>me 14
>father dies
>mother freaked out taking xanax for some months later
>im sad too but hormones had kicked in and super horny all the time
>aunt comes to visit us fora few days
>aunt is divorced with two girls
>aunt is hot
>idea of giving her xanax to go to sleep and then grope the fuck out her body
>she eats yogurt for dinner
>get 3 xanax pills and crush them on her yogurt one night
>she ate it all
>she is sleeping on the couch
>tv was in the living room where she was sleeping and i went there and opened the tv later that night so i had an excuse for why was i up
>started caressing her legs
>new hair were starting to grow and it was like i was caressing sandpaper
>went to thighs
>dick was throbbing
>went to tits
>squeezed them, played with them put her nipple in my mouth
>she was not responding to anything
>finally take my dick out and start putting it in her mouth
>heart was pounding like war drums
>see her pussy
>first pussy ever really
>hairy but trimmed
>started fingering her
>god damn this feels nice
>put dick in
>im losing it.jpeg
>best feeling ever
>cum in like 10 seconds of in and out
>everything inside
>take my dick out and make up her clothes back
>next day she is still sleeping
>come back from school she is up and very drowsy
>leaves after two days
>in the next months she says she is pregnant and she doesn't know who the father is cause he hadn't have sex for a long time
>abortion cause she was freaking out
>learned about it after i finished college from my mother
>mother thinks the father was just a loser that my aunt didn't want anything to do with
>i know otherwise

>redpilled her on feminism, Islam and immigrants.
>told her she needs to breed Aryan babies for her race and she's super exited about doing so
>got her in to singing old school music like marching tunes, she likes Erika from Germany marches.
>has really good voice and sings for me when she wants something special.
>family probably know mabye they don't care, they all think I'm great.

10/10

I never did understand a foot fetish. I'm fully repulsed by feet

You won't believe it, but I speak from experience. Had my dick bitten bloody by my friend's little sis. It was an accident, caused by a bee landing on her neck and her jerking sideways. She was young and inexperienced anyway.

It wasn't nearly as bad a wound as chompychan there, but I distinctly remember feeling freaked out that I was bleeding a crazy amount but not hurting that bad.

When I was still in daycare, a friend of mine and I decided to touch each others....areas. Just to see what it was. We poked each others stuff with the tip of our fingers but thats it. Nothing more.

Also dry humped about 3 of my friends in elementary school. We found one of their dads porn stashes and things just got out of hand.

I feel guilty about both but it is what it is I guess.

A part of me can't get over one of my ex's. She was hot as hell and a lot of fun, but she was a huge whore and would cheat on me whenever she was upset. I'll never forgive her for that and kicked her out as soon as I found out what she was doing, but a part of me knows she was the only girl I ever would've married. None of my other gf's have ever had my heart like she did

When i was like 13 my friends mom talked about sex with me, told me what she likes to do and what she has tried and stuff, showed me nudes and her toys

I was an extra in a movie and met Olivia Wilde. She came up and started a conversation and she invited me to a hotel room. I agreed and as soon as I stepped in the door she ordered me to strip. She proceeded to order room service and I was forced to stand in the corner naked when the food arrived. She then made me eat a number of foods out of her pussy including boiled eggs, crab legs, and the little tomatoes in salad. The whole time she was calling me a worthless piggy. She never touched my dick but I shot all over the place. 10/10 will do again.

Ah, yes, the classic 'abuse a girl physically and emotionally just to get a nut' trick

Had a similar experience. Invited me into her room to "teach" me about sex. Ended up fucking her years later when we were both drunk.

plausible

>know this girl
>slutty cunt
>she starts talking to me
>meh.jpeg
>starts being sexual
>okay.png
>get into a "relationship" with her
>le big nuterino on her
>start being a cunt
>leave her
>tries to kill herself twice
>goes to mental hospital
>i dont care
why am i like this Yea Forums?

In high school I found the sheet with girl's locker numbers and combos. Snuck in there from time to time and stole hot girl's panties. Also broke into a couple girl's houses to take their clothes as well.

Fake and gay I've seen this story posted here before. 25 years my ass

I raped a girl then blamed it on my friend.

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Kek. Fuck them, they were shitty people and deserved it.

His right tho.

I never fucked her tho :/ Closest i got was a titty squeez :(

Since fucking when do high school girls put their fucking panties in their lockers?

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link/7RVqurQ

I-tn1

If this is real: Thats fucking awesome. The cunt deserved getting his dick eaten.

Did either of them go to jail because I had a family member tell me that something similar happened to a mother daughter (not the fucking part and idk if I am related to them I wasn’t paying attention

>be me a stupid horny tostesterone filled teenage boy.
>go with a friend to explore local abandoned industrial complex
>huge place miles and miles in size lots of things to smash and steal
>exploring basement has a huge opening from above and has some suspicious scaffolding holding the roof and many steel beams up
>friend is idiot and shakes the scaffolding and collapses
>we run by the roof comes crashing down and a huge brain lands on him crushing him like a watermelon, blood flies everyone
>in in shock and run off and speak of it again
>funeral held and school has 1 minute mourning
>no one knows I was there and never spoke of it again
>I member his organs hanging out his mouth and eyes hanging down from his sockets like a tube of squeezed tooth paste.

Just gonna not do that considering I have no clue what's in there

Mom had been to jail a few times.

When I was 14 I met a 20 y/o guy online who drove all the way from Georgia to cuddle with me. He started college not too long after he came to see me. He was going to school about 45 mins away from my house at the Time. He would drive from campus to my house every day where we would proceed to cuddle and frot about every night without my dad knowing until it all escalated to him sucking me off and busting in his mouth. Ever since then I fantasize about being able to go back and return the favor and maybe go a little further

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My dad got serious with a woman he met in aa. Soon after she and her daughter moved in, her and my dad fell off the wagon. She drank everyday and didn’t cook or clean or do anything but watch tv. Her daughter was a handful to she was always saying sexual things and flashing me her nipples and panties. She also would try to put her hand down my pants or try to put mine on hers. It’s not that I wasn’t interested I was 13 but I was super paranoid about being caught and getting in trouble. So I decided to hedge my bets and tell her mom what as goin on and ask for help. My step mom (Debra) didn’t look away from the tv or take the cigarette out of her mouth when I told her. She just said “so what”? When I pressed a bit more she snapped that it was my problem and I should deal with it cuz I don’t want her to make it hers. It was then I realized she didn’t really care about her daughter or anyone I guess. So the next time mindy (her daughter) flashed me her nipples I touched her chest. She smiled and let me continue so I rubbed her pussy over her panties. I took my dick out and she jerked me off as I rubbed her. I came all over her hands and my bedroom carpet. She giggled when I came. From then on we would fool around when we were alone or when Debra was the only parent home.

It was for the girls locker room and they changed out for gym/sports. Should have added that lol

You should get checked out user and see a doctor or something also did it effect you ?

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>be 5
>sexually explorative
>girl takes me to this weird wood shack by the playground
>say touch her vagina
>put fingers in
>start putting sticks in and rocks
>idk i was weird
>she snitches
>don't even know what lying is but lie my face off instinctively
>her mother finds out, hates me
>I lie, everyone thinks girl made it up
>fast forward to graduating high school
>friends are having a party
>hookup with a girl
>halfway through fucking i realize its her, the stick pussy snitch
>say very loudly "full circle" for some reason
>she's confused, tell her the story
>she doesn't remember
>see the girls mom a month later, tells me she forgives me for holding a grudge for putting rocks in her daughters pussy
>mom brings up story some years later
>"that sure was crazy huh"
>"haha yea mom... so crazy"
>taking it to my grave, sry mom

When I was 11-12 I was fapping and I cought the front neighbour watching me through the window.

When I was 14 a man in a suit approached me and said he'd pay me 500 bucks to suck his cock. I agreed and we went to this porta potty in the park and I pulled his dick out and he was massive! A good 7.5 inches. I sucked his cock and he grabbed my throat and began to fuck my mouth. Came in like 7 minutes and he wanted to do it all over my face. Said his wife never did that to him then he threw the money at me and left. He included an extra 100 so that was cool. Never seen him again and it was a strange experience for sure.

>Sexual exploration
>Not sexual

Pretty much. Do you think the media will stop sexualizing children at some point? It’s kinda stupid for them to throw all those 13yo girls in skimpy clothing at us and then get mad when we vent about how hot they are.

Unless that's what (((they))) want.

I think what went down was the mom blackmailed for drugs, didn’t get any, and snitched on her daughter, but she went to jail, maybe both though.

Yes had nightmares constantly and had clothes covered in blood took them off and buried them constantly search for rekt threads to see something simple mabye it will make it better

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I am

Am I the only one who was waiting for the opening descriptor of "horny" to come into play?

My uncle abused my cousin and I for years. Since I was 4 or five at least and probably my cousin before that. She is one year older than me. Eventually he got caught for soliciting sex from a minor and then everything came out during the investigation. I was 10 when he was caught. The family did their best to get back to normal but my cousin and I kept doing sexual things together. She was the main instigator but I did my share to. We got in trouble a few times when she brought friends to play with us and one of parents found out. But everyone seemed to want to sweep it under the rug and not really do anything about it. People still felt bad for us because of what my uncle did. They tried to keep us apart as much as possible especially after puberty for me but we always fell into old habits. It was a real problem for long time. She lived with me for 4 years when I was 20-24 and the during that time the family didn’t speak to either of us. We had two kids during that time to. We’ve been living apart for four years but we still hookup for sex. No one in the family has ever asked who the father of my cousins kids is. We all know but no one wants to say it. We also haven’t told the kids.

>used to have baths and sleep nude in the same bed as my gran until I was 13
>had a wet dream and came on her
>watched her masturbate a few times

Why do (((they))) want that? Do they just want to provoke chaos against the masses? Turning us against each other?

Pedos are shit tier btw. Hebes are bros.

Used to be a cop and I would force the black girls to suck me off in return for letting them go. If they refused I pulled my gun out and told them they'd end up like all the other dead niggers. Would love when they were sobbing while sucking me. Even fucked a couple. Also did this with illegals.

Exactly. (((They))) want to destroy societal norms and have us fight each other. Disgusting creatures.

Well I guess it is true in some cases

people like you are the reason our country is a laughing stock of the world right now.

I pay teens to laugh at my penis.

ok wtf is wrong with you, if you are going to pay make her do a blowjob

">"test

Bullshit made up by a white BLM supporter

Just had a really bad day at work. Boss is a dipshit. Two of my co-workers are dipshits. If I lived in a civilized country that guaranteed healthcare to it's citizens, I would've been out of this job over a year ago and likely longer than that. However, I live in Idiotsville America and need health insurance through an employer if I want anything smacking of decent healthcare coverage.

I know that being unemployed has it's annoyances but the other side is just outright awful at times as well.

Licked my cousins pussy when I was 10. Also sucked off both my friends. My wife doesn’t know any of this.

Oh yeah, wasn't just me either. I was taught this as a rookie by my superiors.
Niggers are also the reason we're a laughing stock.

I joined the Red Cross solely to exploit third world women and girls. Physically the young girls felt best but there is nothing like the look of shame on a pregnant woman’s face when you cum in her.

You’re a faggot. Your secret is that when you were younger you were also a faggot? I don’t think you understand what a secret is.

Idk that's my fetish. A couple have sucked it willingly.

Nothing really too crazy, but I fantasize about underage girls a lot. The other day I was at the bus stop and this girl, maybe 14 stood right in front of me waiting for her bus. That booty was incredible... and her face was so cute. Have been fapping to that memory all week.

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>Part of me wants to move on, but for some reason I'm stuck hard on this girl and it's killing me inside because if I don't move on, I will most certainly die alone.
I'm with you user, I'm with you.

Are you aware you can just walk into California, lie, tell them you're unemployed and just moved to town, give a b.s. address and get all the free health care you want? Works for me.

>All studies show males are attracted to underage girls.
Men are women are attracted to underage persons because there isn't much difference between a developed 16 yo and a underdeveloped 18 yo.

I'm certain this is bullshit but it would be a neat perk.

>a huge brain
???

Me too. Live near a high school and there's so much cute high school girl ass. Just wanna sniff it. Hnngh!

Don't give me any ideas... I'm half-tempted to take you up on the offer.

This, too, shall pass.

How old are you if your not too much older just chat her up girls that age are horny as fuck and are naive, they will be impressed by anything.

Men and women are attracted to underage persons because your sex drive doesn’t have an age reader.

Probably auto correct for 'beam'. Bullshit fake story anyway from a faggot phone poster.

I hate cocoas they are filthy monkey shit bags and yet I would fuck one of them in the open if it had vagina.

It’s not. But I’m fact the glory Wild West days are over. They had that scandal only a few years ago and Red Cross was almost kicked out of a few countries.

How old are you if your not too much older just chat her up girls that age are horny as fuck and are naive, they will be impressed by anything.

I seriously did that last week. Walked into an emergency room told them that story and they approved me for 'emergency MediCal' on the spot. Second time I've done it this year.

When I was 11 I would walk around the house butt naked at night and put my dick on the hot babysitter’s face and touch her while she slept. At one point I even unlocked her phone and masturbated to her nudes. I know her Facebook and she’s still hot.

oh ye right, by the end i forgot i expected something completely different at start

What?

>Sniff it
Mah nigga. Imagine inhaling a 9th grade boost. Wooo.
I’m 22

This. Do it user. Age of consent is 15 where I live so I've been fucking my friend's 15 year old sister behind his back. Pussy is nice and tight.

Even at 11 you were too dumb to copy the nudes?

moving on to other things that are also fake as fuck...

How do you know? You a detective? You sherlock Holmes now?

I tried my own cum when I was in junior high, wasn't a fan

>be me
>jerking off furiously, super horny
>suddenly turned on thinking about eating my cum
>on the verge and say "fuck it"
>cum in hand, take a look and slurp it up
>
>
>realize it's now coagulating in back of my throat
>FuckMeWhatDidIDO.jpg
>regret decision
>10 cups of water didn't help

Few years later when dating a girl and she gave me blowjob (first BJ for both of us)

I cum and she swallows, and I see the exact look in her face I had. She demands my beer and I give it. I understood. That shit ain't washing down

I wanted to but I didn’t have a phone I could send them to. I considered making an email but the family PC was loud as fuck and in the same room.

Because it’s so fake the blind can see it. You are the feces that is produced when shame eats to much stupidity.

>be 6 or 7, dont really remember
>cousin lives next door
>sleep over from time to time
>made kiss her
>eventually made me sleep naked with her
>asked me to lick her pussy "like ice cream"
>did it
>never spoke about it since
>my mom knows

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Just do it test the water and dip you toe in by flirting a little if she likes it continue on then find out about what she likes then do things for she likes, she will be to stupid to realise how you figured out the things she likes.

Oh yeah and I just remembered I deleted them out of spite.

>69'd with another boy when I 5 and he was 4. same with another boy. we'd suck each other off but we didn't know why. no pleasure really from it.
>was around age 7 or 8 and licked the feet of a girl around the same age i went to the park with
>sniffed the feet of my stepsister on top the bunk bud at my mom and stepdad's house on a couple occasions when we were around age 6 or 7
>in highschool in freshman and sophomore year i fingered 2 different girlfriends i had but that wasn't interesting. 1 started giving me a blowjob in school but we almost got caught
>made out with my 2 year older sister when i was like 4 or 5
>kissed my other older sister on the lips a year or so after that

If you posted this on your actual IP address I hope the feds find you.

I grew up in a very abusive house. My father considered noise of almost any kind disrespectful and beating worthy. My mom was worse than him,not as frequent but more cruel. Our babysitter molested me and my sister and forced us to do things together to. She also made me fool around with her cousin who she also babysat times. She would masterbate us or shove her pussy in our faces but mostly she liked to make us do things. We never told anyone what she did to us because it was a almost a guarantee we would get a beating for it. They hit us for less. So the options were take a beating and have it continue anyway or just go with it and feel good. When I was 8 and my sister was 6 she grabbed one of my sisters dolls and cut a hole in the crotch, then she had my sister lay down naked and put the doll on her pubic area. She then showed me how to fuck the doll with my sister under it. When we got caught repeating the act later my mom poured Tabasco on my dick and made me sit in the front yard. After only a few times with the doll she took it away and made my sister and I have sex in front of her. I was to young to ejaculate but I had many dry orgasms. It still bothers me that my first time actually cumming was inside her and not my sister out of everything that happened to me I feel most betrayed by that.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I could have a threesome with two 20y old horny drunk slut... But one of them was an exgirlfriend of my best mate... Sometimes I regret it.

>6 or 7 years old
>have a close female friend at school. Ashley. I would call her on the rotary phone and ask if she could come over and play
>we would do random dumb kid shit and pretend
>sometimes would close ourselves in the big walk-in pantry because it was an old New England house and the pantry's connection to kitchen, stairs, basement, etc made my kid brain think it was a cool secret lair
>come out of the pantry one time, my mom grabs my arm
>"Are you two showing privates in there?"
>Feel confused and offended at the accusation
>Unsure why anyone would do that or why she would think that
>"No..."
>Resume playing

Sorry pedos, I wasn't a pervert as a child.

Question: How old was your babysitter? Mine was like 16 when I was a kid. I’d imagine she was around that age too.

My very first year in school I asked the girl beside me if I could see her vagina - i've no idea why. I wouldn't see one for another 17 years. She told the teacher and the teacher took me aside. I've never told this before. I'm now 38.

It’s difficult to remember exactly but I think she was 14 when it started. At least that’s about the age I remember her as.

It's not illegal to play video games while someone drowns in the backyard, and no one is going to retroactively prosecute someone who was 11 at the time for fingerbanging.

What a bitch.

Depends on what state you are in.

Wow when I started? That took place over multiple years? Shit I’m sorry for you dude.

No it doesn't.

So what if I did? It was over 30 years ago. She is dead. There's no proof of anything now.

Idk man. I think a testimony here would be enough to convict you.

She had control over us almost everyday after school for four or five years. I’m lucky I more or less grew out of it I guess and am not an offender. My sister wasn’t so lucky. My sister is trying to get herself together in a group home, my wife and I adopted her kids.

Another Yea Forums keyboard kiddie cop who's a legal expert and doesn't know what the word testimony means. Neat.

Yea it does. California New York Florida and few others have prosecuted minors for negligence.

Can I have your sister's number? She sounds fun for a night or two.

No prosecutor would take it to trial....lack of evidence

Yea it’s 1 800 incel.

Then at best it would be the brother who was also home, not the random friend 30 years later. If anything the parents were negligent for not covering their pool and letting their little miscreant have access to it while they're out.

Not a 32 year old case

I said “I think.” It’s probably considered nothing more than just a case of accidental drowning.

He wants to be fucked by a nigger.

Messed around with my big sister. I was 12, she was 16

>incel
Nah not at all, I've fucked 100+ women. Maybe double that, not sure. I just like the damaged ones. It's easy to get em to do weird shit and they're not all that surprised when you disappear. Not a healthy habit, I'm sure, but fun and easy. Like junk food.

I’m not the court you don’t need to try to convince me, I’m simply telling you some states fully prosecute children. Ironically the liberal states do it the most/have more rules on the book allowing it. That’s my problem with my countrymen. We seem to think the rest of the country(world) operates how our state does.

Sounds fun if it wasn’t incest.

I paid a girl to give me a handjob in middle school

it was incest and it was fun, so...

I highly doubt that. You’re probably some permavirgin in his mom’s basement.

Ohhhhh.
That's gay.

How much?

Okay well try to at least drive up the street to the high school next time

Uh huh well golly gee I’m convinced over here super stud.

i raped my uncle when i was 12

We were both in middle school lol
$20

Hahaha!

No that's actually true. I get most of them off tinder. Often 3 a week or more. Sometimes I get lazy and take a week or two off.

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My cousin (male) and I would fuck my other cousin/his sister

I can post things from the internet to.

Yeah k except that's not and I just took the screenshot

It was 32 years ago. I was 11 ffs. In 1987 South Florida even the cops were doing hookers and blow. The parents are almost dead. The daughter has been dead over 30 years. My friend's life is a wreck. No prosecutor would ever file a case. I'm good bro.....

Was kind of funny in hindsight

I gave myself handjobs every night with my sister when she was asleep

Nah, not even gonna bother talking to them. I have good self-control but if a girl wanted to makeout I couldn’t say no, so I try not to get into any situation like that in the first place.

My younger cousin was a tomboy, I had her convinced she needed to jack and suck me and her brother off if she wanted to be one of the guys and play with us. I told her part of being a boy is playing with our dicks but since she didn’t have one she could play with ours and she’s be one of us. It went on for years After awhile we were kinda just let the pretense go and fooled around. Oddly enough my male cousin denies it ever happened but his sister makes jokes in private. When she makes a joke or recalls a memeory he pretends not hear it or pretends not to remember.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link/7RVqurQ

I-t55

>cops doing hookers and blow
Others doing wrong doesn’t make you right or detract from the fact you should be punished.

Well I’m convinced some award this man two internet’s now please. And a marajooana to inject.

>A measurement of how little people care/how futile a case would be to prosecute is the same as a measurement of how 'right' something is
Wew that moral idealism

I'll have a beer instead, thanks.

I was point out the ineptness of the local cops.

Deserved to be punished? Dude I was ELEVEN! It's not my fault her shit parents left us to watch her. It's their fault she's dead...not mine.

>All of these conversations don’t imply this is both fake and gay

No your right wew lawd

Also fake and gay.

I knew a cop in high school that would torture drug dealers whenever they appeared on the small town where I lived, it was one of these Christian god loving towns and some people were pretty crazy there. He would pay the kids to rat out drug dealers then find them and smash their hands and feet with hammers or pretend he was a rival and kidnapp them and share them in to leaving, heard he killed a few to as there were a few seniors who vanished from existence and nobody would talk about them. Oh well at least he was protecting the community.

Do you ever regret not taking another crack at that waterlogged pussy before they got home? Knowing she couldn't tell and all.

You are too young for beer here is some juice and string cheese.

I hate boring blow jobs from family members in parents bedrooms.
That shit really sucks, pardon the pun.

Right and you just happened to tumble across his secret. A secret people kill to protect.

Should have more cops like that tbh. Shit might get done.

Uhmm no

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Holy fuck had that infinite death loop that you get in fallout, when you save just before getting killed but the enemies move closer to you every time you respawn had to back track like 4 hours of work.

Did he offer to suck you off?

>be me
>retarded bicurious 12 year old
>take mom's hair curler and "sex toy disinfectant"
>cut cord off of hair curler because retarded
>go in bathroom and fuck self
>feel good
>forget about it
>fast forward two weeks and mom finds hair curler and disinfectant
>asks me why the cord is fucking cut and the disinfectant is next to it
>make up some shit about how I read online that I could make some metal with the chemicals in the disinfectant and metal in the hair curler
>she pretends to believe me even though she clearly knows what I did because she wants to move away from this subject
>my retarded self thinks she believed it
>think about it years later when I stumble upon a secrets thread
>mfw

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Good job retard.

Thanks, retard.

of course kids can be sexual, my step daughter was so curious since she was 7 (she is 16 now), watching me when i got a shower, spying me and her mom while doing sex, she used to love sit on my lap and cuddling with me in the couch watchng movies, taking a np in top of me, she can fell my boners all the time and she just giggled and groped me, i never said nothing cause , well to be honest i enjoyed all of that, when she was 12 i was taking a bath one day and she enter the bathroom pull her shorts down and start to pee, she saw me naked with a ragging boner, she ask me if she can touch it cause she wants to feel it in her hands, and i jjust let her do whatever she wants, all i have to say is this and many mor keep happenning untill today, kids maybe don't know what are they doing cause they don't have the experience, but they for sure are sexual creatures just like any adult.

Freak

So let me see if I got this right...

An 11yo plays stank finger with a 6yo. 6yo accidentally drowns a week later. 11yo is now a grown ass adult around 43yo. 43yo should go to jail for life??? For what exactly?

Jack off in front of my mom constantly

god we can only hope

Record it sometime. Autists will watch that shit as borderline mom son incest.

does she see?

I was 11 and was hanging out at my best friend's house that had a pool. We decided to play pool football (at least that's what we called it) where the objective to bring the football from one end of the pool to another. me and my best friend were team captains and his two sisters 10 and 9 were our teammates (got stuck with the 9 year old). In one play, the 10 year sister played dirty by grabbing my balls so I'd let go of the ball. Next play I tried grabbing her boob (there were not) thinking she'd let go of the ball but she didnt. I check with my best friend and he didnt seem bothered. Next chance i got, I touched his sister all over (ass, breast, etc) to make her let go of the ball. Finally, I got desperate and decided to grab her pussy. I was pretty sure a finger of mine moved her swimwear of the side which made me "palm" her entire pussy and maybe a finger slid inside. That's when she let go of the ball and my teammate scored. I was trying to see if she got mad or anything but she just adjusted her suit and kept playing (I guess, being 10, she had no idea what happened). I was pretty much hard the entire time until i jerked off to her as soon as i got home. She and I still talk till this day and I dont think she remembers that.