Worst neighbor stories

Same with our across the street neighbors. Calls the cops anytime someone parks on our side of the street, but across from his driveway.

Gonna bump cause this is one of the few non porn threads with another meth story
>screaming is the norm when it comes to the poverty stricken
>sometimes it's at the park bench sometimes it's at themselves but this time it's from a tenant at meth house who is screeching at her husband (presumably) as he sits slumped on the stoop knocking a little golf ball back and forth with a club he has
>her hairline is almost non existant and the steel wool growing from her head is somehow flailing back and forth as she unloads on this guy.
>i haven't heard screaming to this degree in a long time and she's really just going ballistic
>enter some other meth head ambling down the street (meth heads don't use sidewalks) and he finally gets to the altercation and stops for a second and stares at them
>she whips her head over and snarls at him but he ignores completely and just looks at dude on the stoop and says " woah brother is that a golf club no shit i have some golf balls in my pocket you wanna make this fuckin happen?"
>immediately stoop guy lights up an says "hell yea let's get you a beer and go"
> they go inside meth house and the lady just shrieks and runs away
>i realize that we all might make it

>small 4 story apartment building
>live on top floor with gf
>basement neighbors have 4 dogs
>never walk them
>lets them shit in the apartment
>they live next to the utility room
>shit fumes pumped into every tenants unit
>scum landlord never around, never does anything about it
>lived in agony for a year before finally moving

fuck people who own pets who can't take care of them.

Is that him

He didnt ask us to stop, he came over and yelled at us, spat a loogie on my friends car, and was a douche who probably got cucked by his wife.

>grandparents built the house I'm in now in '62
>nice, country neighborhood growing up
>old mechanic lived across the street, and a private airfield down a little ways from that
>fast forward to now, property behind mine is a trailer park full of trash, and across the street lives a bunch of drug dealing meth heads
>one chick in particular is awful
>spot her when I leave for work at 6:00am outside on her hands and knees, digging furiously with a garden trowel
>or hanging up clothes on a line
>or pacing up and down the ditch by the road, talking to herself
>they had a stabbing there recently, and the cops came and hauled a dude off
>some little shit stole a 4wheeler from somewhere and always flys up and down the road all hours of the night
>cops finally busted him and took the 4wheeler

I heard they might be getting evicted, but til then, it's a bitch having to lock up everything I own like I'm in the middle of the hood or some shit. I actually have a black neighbor, and apart from playing old 70s r&b too loud, he's not bad at all.

Wholesome story man. Where tf do you guys live with so much meth heads anyhow?

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rage builds up like that, "talk" loudly all night long for 7 years and the police is going to show up out of nowhere

Nope but pic related kind of looks like an asshole neighbor in general

The cops came and said we had done nothing wrong. No complaints from any other neighbors and we literally asked them all if we were ever being nuisances. They said that we were fine. This dude had some issues.

Based black neighbors are a breath of fresh air. Buddy and i were drinking on the porch and some black dude rolls up and welcomes us to the neighborhood. We get talking and my buddy talks about how he grew up in Alabama and black dude says "right on brother im from mississippi and them Yankees don't understand what the flag really means to folk like us" this was a little while back when all that flag shit was in the news and we live in WA now so we are far away from that southern hospitality

well, there's always people like that, too.
>sister and her husband are building their home
>help out every other other day
>be there on sunday
>don't do any work, because sunday
>just clean up all the mess
>some neighbour got really furious
>sweard like a 14 years old
>started filming with his smartphone
>threatend to call the cops
we're just sweeping the floor

Spokane WA. The suburbs are getting gentrified so as a result the meth heads are migrating to the remaining poor areas resulting in a strong concentration of batshit antics as now they must interact more than ever

Yeah, I've known a few good ol boys like that. Seems that if they can be raised away from some downtown shithole culture, they usually come out alright.

>they usually come out alright.
don't you mean
>they usually come out altright.

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Unfortunately, no. There is something to be said about racial differences, despite similar upbringing or culture. Probably 90% of those I've known have a "dindu" streak somewhere inside. It's just harder to pull to the surface. Usually happens when they get in a group.

Although I did meet a black dump truck driver once who, out of nowhere after I loaded him, got out and went the fuck off about young punk niggers and how they're lazy, drug pushing pieces of shit. That was an interesting ten minutes.

Spokane resident here.

Can confirm. Lots of fucking tweakers.

Day of the spiked needle is needed

My apartment had "cathedral ceilings" otherwise known as 40 feet of wasted space. Long story short, the people under me loved to smoke on their balcony. If even a crack of a window was left open, all of the smoke would vacuum into my apartment and stay there for HOURS. I asked them, kindly... please, smoke elsewhere such that you don't gas me out? Their response... "Yeah, we didn't know. sorry about that" and then did nothing, but occasionally mix it up with pot. No can do per my strict job requirements at the time especially. Get pissed... bought a hand pump sprayer/mister from hardware store and a "plant". One thing smokers hate more than being told not to smoke... getting wet while smoking. Did it help? Nah, not really but at least some satisfaction was achieved by knowing they were being fucked with and were powerless to stop it -- also I'd often mix in a load of my fresh piss from time to time. They moved out a few long months after... no doubt to tell the tale again and again about how their asshole guy above them was such a dick. The end.

This thread was too good to die :(
>be 8
>expect neighbors to give pies to neighbor
>walk over to neighbors house to introduce myself
>ask them for a pie
>they say they dont have any food
>they call dcyf on me saying i claimed i had no food
>church started sending alternative foods and weird shit to my house

wat

You shouldve called the cops on them when they smoked up

Ha!
Cops: What is your emergency
user: Well, there's these jerks under me smoking pot:
Cops: Yeah, when we're done attending to real crimes...................................
user: hello.... helloo? Heeeeeeeeellllllllo?

>Ha!
>Cops: What is your emergency
>user: Well, there's these jerks under me DEALING pot:
>Cops: Yeah, we can see that your're not living in the niggerhood..................................
>scum arrested

Thats why you mention you think they might be dealers

Yeah but that slides down a slippery slope of bullshit.
> Yeah, I think they're dealing pot
> Yeah, I think they have a gun
> Yeah, they have black ppl there too!
I wanted them to stop smoking and fucking up my place, not dead. There's a mid-point between pissed off and wishing death upon someone.

Lol believe it or not the whole police brutality myth is just BS pushed by the media to rile people up and get views. Statistically it barely happens. But mentioning theres a nonexistant gun is overkill.

>thinking you have to escalate it like that
Spotted the underage, closeted retard. Call the cops, say, "gee these guys below me smoke all day and there are cars in and out all the time, I think they might be dealing." Cops show up, smell all the pot, see about a warrant, and the neighbor's get scared enough to stop smoking shit outside.

are you actually trying to claim that being an annoying fucker is a-ok unless someone asks you to stop?

lemme ask you to stop living then, you cancerous shitstain

I rent an apartment in a house on the Second floor. GF and I have been here for about 3 years. It's been alright.. the old land lady is a bit of a nut when it comes to electricity and actually taking care of out property. Her solution to a dripping faucet was throwing a bag of O-rings at me.. BI lay 900$ to not to do that myself. Anyways thats little stuff. About 4 months ago she rented out the basement to complete trailer trash. It's one single dude in a small space with 2 fucking pitbulls that he doesn't care for properly and bark all the time. He never picks up their shit that's all over our once nice backyard and the fucker smokes mass cigarettes inside.. without even a window open and it gets pumped upstairs for us :/. I can forgive the smoking but those poor dogs and the lack of care.. fucking wiggers needing pitbulls to make themselves feel "strong and protected" ...nigga ya live in northern Michigan in a city of 3k GTFO ya lazy stinky ass piece of trash

so i live about 40 min north of los angeles
we had this neighbor house full of blacks, and most of them were cool but of course they had a million friends that would take literally every inch of parking space on the street
andthey'd leave their cars there for 3 weeks at times
constant drug deals going on, but for the most part i got along with them because i grew up in the valley and was cool with most "homies"
occasionally they'd throw massive ragers and blare the most obnoxious rap well into the morning
i hated having to be a buzzkill but i had to call the cops a few times
sorry but i work at fucking 5am and my kids need to sleep
there's nothing cool about blaring music and waking your neighbors up
they got evicted
too manmany complaints from neighbors
many people they had over would break into cars and garages
they never fucked with my shit though because i was cool with them
and they knew i had a gauge

> Share wall with a shopping center parking lot
> No problems for years
> Dive bar in the back has been there for 30+ years with no problems
> Two years ago enter Niggers
> Niggers show up every night because they don't have responsibilities the next day except to suck the government's teet and be a burden to society
> Wake up every night around 2-2:30AM to Niggers chimping out in the parking lot having a side show
> Goes on for well over a year
> Call bar to ask them to fix the problem
> Nothing
> Talk to bar owner who said he is scared of chimps
> Call COPs each day for the year period
> Somewhat subsides but still happens enought to be frustrating
> Start calling bar and Nigger lover white Female bar keep stops answering my calls and if she does she hangs up
> She allows behavior when Nigs Nig
> Finally COPs tell bar owner to fix issue or they will get fined each time they have to respond as it is a nuisance business
> One night White female Nig lover tries to tell Nigs to stop Niggin
> Gets beat up so bad she has to go to the hospital
> Over night the bar closes for a month
> Nigs no longer show up and it goes back to being quiet and peaceful
> Bar reopens and returns to just a simple dive bar

Those pitbulls might kill something

Should I get into meth? What are the main downsides?

>Main downsides
Bro, google image search for meth before and after.

Pits are cancer.

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Kek

Yes I know some people end up looking shitty but I won’t do that. I mean from an addiction pov. Will I need it all the time?

Yes

As someone whos never done it, I can't say for sure, but its known for being highly addictive.

>a black guy once told me that the Confederate flag isn't racist and it makes libtards cry whenever I tell this story

>there's something to be said about racial differences
Nothing to see here...

Its true though. People who deny it have never lived in a city.

Carlos . . .

Can't this literally be for any dog?

You’re a lonely, sheltered cuck.

You’re also a bitch

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>freaking redneck neighbors..
>have 8 dogs and 4 cats and a bunch of birds they keep next to the other poor neighbors house..
>one of the dogs they had was a beagle..
>they just keep the poor dog tied up behind there house..
>this dog would bark sometimes for 14 hours straight and they would not do anything..
>dog finally died a few weeks ago..
>hear barking coming from back yard..
>they have a new dog tied up to bark and make all of the neighbor angry..
>we dont live in the country, there four house that connect to there house, they just dont care..

Holy shit did you think the weed was going to get into your system. Holy fuck you’re a moron.

Maybe they are autistic and are calmed by the barking

"The Weed" is Illegal and bad for you 'mkay

I lived in a condo and one total losers dad bought him 1. He literrally moved a drug addict whore into his place. She would wear so much perfume that if she was outside you had to close your window. She would sit outside and wait for creeepy niggers to pick her up. Then she moved her brother in. He was so whacked on drugs that he walked like he had cerberal palsy

I got one
>be me
>in high school
>have a tree in my front yard with mulch around it
>winter is ending so I help my dad replace the mulch
>gladthat'sover.jpeg
>go back inside
>shithead neighborhood kids started throwing the mulch at each other
>getoffmylawn.mp3
Anyone else hate kids?

Stupid neighborhood kid story
>be me
>be 16 living with parents
>1 A.M.
>dingdong.mp3
>Mom wakes up panicked and gets her glock
>Opens door
>No one there
>ringdoorbell.jpeg
for those of you who don't know, the ring door bell has a camera that starts recording when someone walks up to it and has night vision
>see shitty kid
>Dad walks across the street in his robe and chews out him and his dad
That's how my mom almost shot a kid

You’re the moron if you think second hand smoke won’t make you fail a drug test.

Ayyy spokanites
28 m here we should meet up for beers or whatever. Im cooking out at john h shields tomorrow

niffers are the worst nigbors: bongo parties all nite accompanied by full-bass cRAP "music", miscellaneous gunfire at small hours, shit strewn all over their yards, police taxi-stand for their juvenile teen-apers getting picked up for various crimes etc. etc.

Lmfao

Hoooooly fuck. Youre either retarded or a paid shill.

Pffftahahaha. Let me ask you, how do you get high on pot? That thc goes into your lungs and is immediately absorbed.
Now let me ask, after that hit, the smoke which contains only trace amounts of thc, gets blown out, mixes with the air, enough drifts away to smell it and makes it into your neighbors house correct?
Now you're really going to tell me that that tiny amount of smelly air is going to make you fail a piss test? And im retarded? Why the fuck do you talk out of your ass, shit for brains? Kys.