HEY THERE Yea Forums

HEY THERE Yea Forums.
I have a SERIOUS question please. I genuinely want some answers and advice please

I am a Young Adult who is in his Mid 20s. And I make about 40k a year.
Honestly... I stress sometimes. And it gets me in heat lately.

I live in NC. Can some wisdom be shared on how I can find some escorts. Or places I can get laid. (Dont want to go to shady strip clubs)
to alleviate my sexual needs.
Website?
Redlight Districts?
Or anything please.

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Well luch, raleigh has some sex shops and they fat bitches employed there will point you to the gloryholes around town. The Phoenix is military friendly.

skipthegames
doublelist

>OP here
isnt that a phone app, specifically for Gay People?

also, im looking at it, and it seems to have really bad ratings and reviews.

and im not gay lol

any other options?

family reunions your sister is a whore

no

Use eros but theyre expensive and u gotta pay for an hour, if ur a virgin maybe have a few drinks before the encounter or some coke so u dont come early, some escorts love coke to

sign up for doublelist
you're 20 so post ads that you're a 20 year old virgin
in no time cock craving bbw moms will be blowing up your email
you better not turn them down either, it'll be the greatest experience of your life
you don't make enough money to be buying hot escorts

where do you assign for this one?
(sorry, im at work, using the computer, lol)
and do you have to use your credit card information?

im not into coke, (dont do drugs) and how much do i have to pay for a an escort amount?
to their preference.

No cc, just a phone number and email
Doublelist.com

Also,
i heard BackPage is no longer usable.
and its hard to find any "service" in Craiglist.
is there any other legitimate sites that is friendly to contact females for services?

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>Be OP.
>Too fucking lazy to put forth the effort to go to a local state home and fuck a mentally and physically handicapped girl.

Church. not even joking, those chicks are so sexually repressed that they become loose whores in the name of the lord. I fucked like 20 good girl christians within a few months.

>OP
lol
the irony is, there are more "sinners" in the Lord's House, than the ones you find outside in society.
But im not sure, how i can really approach the churchy types.

Al information you need to know about whores anywhere in the world rockitreports dot com

how do people not know this site? it's like 14 years old

ChristianSingles.com

Make sure you're snipped or you pull out. Those dumb Jesus humpers will call your baby a blessing and fucking destroy your life.

>OP
this is actually making me a bit scared.
Im doing allot of savings already with my Hard Earned Money,
I dont wanna fall into Child Support all of the Sudden. lol
or Obligatory Relationships.

any other erotic places to visit?

I have no kids and got the snip. Best $350 I've ever spent in my life. Once I got the all-clear that I had no swimmers, I was ecstatic.

CHILDREN DESTROY LIVES. DON'T LISTEN TO OTHER PARENTS.

They just want you to join their ranks of misery. Meanwhile, my wife and I get to go out and do whatever the fuck we want whenever the fuck we want. I have a fast as fuck car and she has a fancy as fuck SUV because of all the extra money we have. My house is almost 3,000 sq. ft.

And I couldn't be happier.

Children are garbage. Just Google "I regret having kids" and look at the millions of results.

hmm... ya know, im not a child hater,
but i do want to have my own offsprings someday user.
and I enjoy the feeling of ejaculation during an orgasm while having sex.

Im not sure if i can go through with that, its like taking the fangs our of a cobra man.

>put 2k into sexdoll
>fuck realistic pussy whenever you want
>no stink
>no STD
>no liability

well good for you dude, I'm glad you're happy with your life.
since you felt it necessary to shove your life down everyone's throat, I'll do the same to you
I'm 33, married, wife popped out our second kid 2.5 months ago
Wife's still sexy and loves to fuck still
we both have nice suvs
i have a nice fast street bike
our 5 bedroom 5.5ksqft house is comfy and clean
Sure, we don't get to do much because we aren't assholes who will ditch their kids so we can have a selfish good time, but we still enjoy our time when we can
and money? We have it whenever we need it, not really hung up on it
the point I'm making here is that enjoying or not enjoying having kids isn't black and white, it's totally a personal thing
just because you don't like them, doesn't mean others dont or that unequivocally kids ALWAYS ruin peoples' lives
get over yourself

>OP
i will consider about it. but WHERE is the Thrill of the Hunt, or the Sensation of Forceful Skin to Sweat action?
Its just another comfortable way of masterbation to a new level.

Nah. You're taking out the venom, but you keep your fangs.

can i fuck ur wife? i got std test results ready

the thrill of the hunt? bro you started the thread asking where you can pay a hooker to fuck you. i offered a low risk solution. if you wanna go date why bother starting this thread?

Any other places that can give you a reasonable price lay, or at least friendly service with no string attached?

or, maybe where you can find "rare" and "taboo" service,
i do have a decent amount of disposable income.

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