Well?
Well?
pee in his mouth, then stomp his hands
The Christian way.
Help him up, thank him for doing a great job, and be happy cuz he prolly gave me some money.
Save him and ask for $5 million dollars.
Idiot got it backwards
tell him i'll save him only if he'll pay me a small sum of a million dollars, watch my sides ascend into orbit, then pull him up because i'm not a douche
save him then become a millionaire
I'm too weak to pull him up, too autistic to talk on the phone (911), to fat to run for help... so I guess I'd just look him straight in the eyes, start shoveling the spaghetti and tendies from my fannypack into my mouth, and try to make him understand I want to help but I'm too retarded.
nailed it