Sup Yea Forums I'm pretty fucked up. drunk since midday, don't care about a whole lot. AMA

what is your dick size?

about 8 inches. average really.

cut or uncut?

uncut. I'm glad really. wouldn't do it voluntarily and fuck if my parents decided to mutilate me.

Why dont you send us your dick

because you didn't ask politely.

I wish I was uncut. I'm trying to restore.

hmmm wierd didnt even know that was an option.

Why do you own a picture of cat hanged on the wall?

because its cute.

Sorry monsieur, may I suggest that you give us a hint of how you, monsieur, look downstairs?

Why do you have a picture of a dream catcher?

i just took a massive shit and it wont flush even tho ive tried 5 times
what do?
>inb4 pic or gtfo
phones broke

it looks similar but doesn't quite function the same. if that makes sense.

on the flop, i'm a grower not a shower.
.it looks pretty cool no other reason.
try flush again. if in doubt push it into the u bend and wash your hands thoroughly then repeat flushing.

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>Can't prove it. Don't care

There s something written on the wall behind you. What does it say? I am a faggot?

How would you save the world, OP?

it says "too much thinking is counterproductive to proper thinking" RK 2019.... I wrote it well i was on a wicked acid trip.

I would happily suck it.

You a new Englander?

I read drinking instead of thinking

initiate 'Utopian socialism' I wrote a manifesto then realized no one would care so never published it.
thanks man.

nah nz fag.
probably also accurate.

Check'd. God damn

fuck me septs....
proud of myself

If you weren't gay would you rather...
> Run a dog over with your car.
> Run over 5 small children with your car.

thanks user ill try it, ill flush it everytime i get up

Let's see sum butthole dude

just unexpectadly threw up on myself and my keyboard.... apparently im pretty drunk. you guys are always bored fucking hmu ama.

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hmmm dog i think. i mean i like dogs... are the kids girls?
ask me again in 3 cans.

the u bend trick works almost every time

That's sexy as shit.

3 of whichever you like the most, and 2 of the others.

are the girls dtf?

and i mean i debate the sexiness of having to clean out my mf keyboard but whatever gets you off user.

Well i m not that user but I would totally take advantage of you drunk

I'm not that easy toi take advantage of user.

fag

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But I'm pretty sure you would love it deep inside.

I just get turned on when faggots have to clean or cook.

They're all dtf. One is a trap.

Stahp u faggenon

kys you fucking faggot
no one wants to see your tiny dick since it's fucking pathetic as your whole existance you fucking lowlife scum bitch ass hoe figgernaggot

Nice try

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hey well your here being a faggot do you wanna post some funny shit because im bored.
i kinda like anal play but its off nd on .
well i'll kill te dog lol
oh look a troll!

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I didn't even try yet, try me!

>oh look a troll!
The only troll ass looking nigger in this thread is you faggot

can you tell me what is wrong with my doggo?

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So you would be more willing to fuck someone else in the ass ? And by the way I meant deep inside your heart, not your anus

What's your favourite...
> Movie
> Song
> Videogame

oh wow look at me not giving a fuck!
you're dog is a fucking gazelle bro!
i mean im fully into anal with a girl.

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Also >Porn actress

>oh wow look at me not giving a fuck!
oh wow look at me giving less than a fuck

movie: lolita
song: right now (fort minor)
VG: probably fallout 4
porn actress.... i mean idk, mostly like loli or cp.

Books? Nabokov?

This really you op or is this bait

Op, wwyd if
>you were a 11 year old girl

well boy you're fucked now

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hmmm... I paticularly like terry pratchett.
no bait im here lol

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I'd probably spend a lot of time fingering myself.
mmk. w/e like i havent heard that b4.

>mmk. w/e like i havent heard that b4.
You won't be bothered by federal investigations then

>don't care about a whole lot
How come?

You ever try an hero op?

nah not really, carpe diem cunt.
well im in love with a 12 year ole that i live with.... i now realise that the best thing for her isnt me.... and well when you lose what means everything to you what else is there?

yeah got 'saved' every time. i use knifes. arterial bleeds take longer than you'd think.

do you believe that MAPs should be part of the LGBT+ community?

I bet you like furry porn

You in a better mind set after the attempts or you thinking of trying again?

oik definition MAP'\s please.... google isnt helping
actually dsqiontm, fiondq iot wioerdqm, even cub piormn....
io kniow hiow io'\dq dqio it better thios tiom,e.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor-attracted_person

Fuck off, cancer.

Surely I'm not the only person who thinks OP's honesty and straight-forwardness is pretty fucking admirable.

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Hot!

Checked! And based!

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Scale 1 to 10. How drunk are ya atm

>well im in love with a 12 year ole that i live with

A fucking pedo...kys

You knew she was only 12 when you started getting friendly with her, you didn't just fall in love, you got friendly with her first.

Don't get friendly with underage girls then you wont fall in love with them fucking pedo.

admirable??? it's a fucking pedo!

Check'd again. Play the fucking lottery op. Two trips and pents

Yes goy, wait till she turns 40 and is infertile. This is the only acceptable age. Aoc should be 14

She is fucking 12 not 14, you wont be asked for consent when they rape your ass in jail.

God damn, what can I say but based

based??? this is fucking /b not /pol
fuckwit

This went downhill so fucking fast

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Yea Forums is /pol/ with loli and titties

no /b is /pol without rednecks and blue collar fuckwits, people like you.

DAMMMNNNN! FUCKING BASED!!

FUCK OFF BACK TO /pol

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No, I need a break from muh jooos for a bit

How does some one end like this?

Wow. Checked.

Why the fuck is there writing on your wall?

They burn all their books it's the only way for them to keep track of things.

Do you watch anime?

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Take a shit, cook it in a pan and give it to your neighboor

>This is what uneducated white niggers think is proper and polite language