How to measure girl's tits firmness?

how to measure girl's tits firmness?

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Will she let you get close enough to touch them or does she keep calling the police on you?

Ofc she let me touch

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like you're honking a horn

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They should feel like bags of sand.

I would imagine with a scale
hardened silicone--------------old pillow

What are the types of firmness?

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Those are some of the best tits I've ever seen

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Buy a Rockwell Hardness Tester

Maybe someone should develop such machine for testing tits

They have, it's called a pencil.

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These look like an ex's tits. They are fucking perfect and huge

how to interpret it?

>nice trips

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I mind such machine that would squezee, pinch, push and pull tits and print result on screen

Boring to me. I like firm tits, you can see it in the photos. If they sag, they're shit. I've squeezed enough tits in my life, I don't need to see a data read out on them, lol.

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i think this needs unification, and machine can provide it

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More?

checkd, and wut

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step 1: get close to a girl. aww snap, guess its game over already

step 2?

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Fpbp

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use a scale attached to the end of an ACME threaded rod, weld an acme nut to a support so that the thread is standing horizontal in midair, with the support holding it in place. Secure a 30 mm flat-headed probe to the top of the scale. Secure the female in place, making sure the boob will remain in the same location for the duration of the experiment. Screw in the threaded rod until the scale applies enough pressure to the nipple area of the boob to cause a 5 mm indent directly on the nipple, measure the pressure required to cause indent with scale readout.

Stage 3:
Form a trial group consisting of very soft-titted women and very firm-titted women. Use the data gathered from these experiments to create a standardized scale demonstrating the correlation between the required indentation pressure and the firmness of the boobie. PIC RELATED

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Anyone want to see her tits?

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yes

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more?

As long as they aren't fake tits or feel like sand, who gives a shit

statistics and for comparsions

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more nude?

they're SUPPOSED to feel like sand. If they don't, they're undoubtedly fake.

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im assuming firmness is pretty consistent assuming no tumors or implants of any kind...

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Google a texturometer.

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My gfs are super soft and squishy while a friends is like hard and firm like it’s muscle or something and hers were big too. It’s weird user

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kek. 40 year old virgin

this, compare to a bag of sand. if they’re firmer that’s good, but softer means they’re going bad and might fall off.