I've been lurking for 9 years now, am I an oldfag yet?

keep lurking

I started going on here in 2007 or 2008.

I feel like I haven't grown as much as a person as I would like. I'm trying.

Can you triforce?

Maybe. But op is always a fag.

Yea Forums didn't use to be the same porn threads over and over again. it also used to move a lot faster. Pretty sure /pol/ is where a lot of Yea Forumstards ended up, just way easier to troll over there, where newfags now go to get their shock value. Yea Forums was always Yea Forumsad but it takes way longer to find anything interesting now. doing most of my browsing on 4channel now, sadly.

this. i miss those days, user.

i miss the days of Yea Forums being the place to go for active shenanigans that didn't necessarily involve politics, now if you want shenanigans you have to pick from the political things /pol/ wants to target

see: shia labeouf, tumblr, etc.

the days of prank calling live broadcasts and asking about battletoads are long gone

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Lurk more

in order to grow emotionally you have to get out there and make mistakes, son. you've gotta set goals for yourself and make an effort towards knocking them down. stop letting life pass you by. You can't be afraid of failure. You have to accept that you care what others think, and do something about it. Today I wore loafers out for the first time, tucked my shirt in, and went to the park. It was beautiful.

I appreciate it, user.
The bits in the middle about goals and being afraid of failure are especially true.

I've been on a roll for a few times in my life with the goals, but I always just fall back into mediocrity.

I'll try to remember this as fuel. Thanks m8, and I'm glad things are brightening up for you as well.

There is nothing in this life for me.

I had serious oneitis for this dumb thot when I was in high school and it fucked me up, man. I modeled all my goals after things I thought would make her like me, or girls like her. I tried my best to be like the players and douchebags she was attracted to. It lead me to a complete identity crisis when I realized that my new personality was completely at odds with who I was a few years before. I became depressed and dependent on cigs, drugs, and alcohol. I almost got kicked out of college. It was trusting and investing in close relationships that saved me. My parents, my girlfriend, my few real friends. Ask yourself who would make sacrifices to be there to help you in a true crisis. Those are the people who you should rely on to help shape your goals and motivate you

do you remember this girl?

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30 mins and still no 404, sad times

its not fucking summer

rip tom green

he is with mudkipz in heaven with wt snacks and trapmoot

>2003-2006 oldfag
>2007-2011 newfag
>2011-2013 cancer
>2013+ lolky

I have the next 24 hours to analyze whether or not you're begging.

begging for what, user

if you have to ask, you're not.

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What if I'm gay?

So you have not moved from your position and never wondered off of the site for 78,849 hours?