I can't stop farting. I literally blast about 5-7 out within every 5 minutes for the past 6 hours.
I can't stop farting. I literally blast about 5-7 out within every 5 minutes for the past 6 hours
Joseph James
Blake Mitchell
nobody cares
Tyler Scott
My apologies
Xavier Brooks
shove your fist up your ass
Landon Stewart
Nice OP, I wish l had that problem. Could stink up the place and make all the fucking Jews leave the room so l can play my vidya
Elijah Parker
Dubs of reality.
I think I personally have a serious health issue going on. It's been almost everyday since around Thanksgiving 2013.
My asshole is extremely tight. I don't think I could fit a buttplug even in there.
Daniel Torres
>fart
>gas
>jews
I see where this is going.
Mason Sullivan
>nonstop farts for 5.5 years
Levi Clark
...
Jace Jackson
Seriously has been. I also ended up adding 30 pounds during that time. I was 125 and now 155.
Robert Ramirez
Juan Reed
I can smell your ass from here
>counts shekels to divert attention from smell
Matthew Lewis
tfw smellivision isn't real yet.
Jordan Cox
fat people fart more
Cameron Cruz
Someone elsewhere told me it's because I probably swallow too much air cause I have problems breathing with my nose.
Robert Collins
>fat gurgles
Luis Ward
Sometimes I also get really sad when I know I'll never have a woman sniffing my asshole as she's on top of me farting in my face as well.
Gavin Hernandez
>all these hoes sniffing my ass
>sucks to be you
Jaxon Powell
What's your secret?
Eli Hernandez
I have the same problem, do you specifically get farts when you’re resting sideways?
Jaxson Morgan
He put money in his ass, bitches love to suck money
Matthew Collins
My asshole smells like lavender and mint
Ryder Stewart
Yes I do, sometimes I won't feel gassy in the slightest. Which is rare, but soon as I'll lay down on my side. BRAPPPPPPTTTT!!! They start coming out like crazy.
Carson Harris
How much money? I'd probably be okay with a couple of five's. But that's it. I'm a poorfag.
Colton Russell
>mint
No thanks.
Kayden Rodriguez
I'm woke as hell bro.
Anthony Brooks
Logan Hall
But I'm still at a fucking loss.
Ryan Williams
Any particular reason?
I also fart an extreme amount right before and as I wake up.
Ryder Wood
What are you at a loss about?
Cameron Butler
Y'all need to see a fucking doctor.
Lincoln Stewart
I live in the great country of America where I don't have health insurance.
Hunter Morales
What in the fucking hairy ass is this
Asher Nguyen
OP here, would it be bad if I said my ass was at least double as hairy as that one?