Post your secrets: Dark and twisted please

I murder anole lizards and pest mice in brutal horror movie type like ways for my own amusement.

not in the toothpaste, but on the tooth brush

Tried to fuck my cat when I was 12.

shane dawson?

I “accidentally” mixed my adderall (a lot) and like half a bottle of alcohol and ended up drunk sexting my ex girlfriends mom who I had added on Facebook messenger. Needless to say I haven’t talked to both since then, but I bet I can chat up the ex in a few years

Your lucky you have a sister i have 3 brothers

Bro wtf

discord..gg/yg4NaW5 ((remove the extra dot.))

Shitposting Yea Forums autistic server with no rules. Post whatever you want!

GORE

LOLI/SHOTA

EGIRLS HERE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And it fucking sucks my best friend has 3 sisters and I'm positive he's done something with one of them

Hmm interesting

It was hard, she was really cool and I have to play that typical fag friend lol. But it did mean I got to be around her and her friends lol.

As a kid I used to steal panties that belonged to cousins, aunts, babysitters daughters etc. Put them on beat off then put them back. Never got caught.

So you're still gay?

My stepdad used to come home drunk and fuck my kid stepsister in her bedroom next to mine. I would lie on my floor with my head right up to the wall to hear as much as I could and bust the biggest nuts.

seduced my gay uncle(mom's brother) and took his load on my face last christmas. He lives out of town but I've had him inside my mouth every time he visited. I guess I have a thing for uncut cocks.
>pic kinda related

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do you still steal?

Unfortunately.

I get off regularly on flashing my step daughter. Changing when she's in the same room and things like that. She's so curious...

I dont steal anymore but occassionally go through people's drawers if they ask me to come feed their pets while their out of town.

nice, i still steal, sort of a problem lol running out of safe places to store them

Had an affair with my second cousin...got her pregnant...she aborted the baby...I left my wife a lil bit, moved in with her...fell in love...left her...went back to my wife

I feel like I'm better than pretty much everyone else. I'm mostly right.

Best friend knows I want to fuck her but won't let me. Teases me by telling me about her hookups in detail

Have a third party get Snapchat wins of female friends and family. Limited success. Haven’t set him on my wife yet but I’m tempted.

Story? Pics?

I have deals with three different friends to fuck if we're ever single at the same time

Gonna go on the run with a bench warrant.

I hear ya, I got busted in my teen years when my mother decided to do a little snooping and found my stash and would regularly monitor my every move after that until I graduated and moved out. Miss the rush but everyone I know has cameras all over their houses now so I dont even attempt it anymore unless I know I can get away with it.

Fucked my ass with my mother in laws vibrator one weekend when they were out of town and busted nuts all over their house. She is uber religious and she only has the vibrator because her husband got it to spice up their marriage and she didnt talk to him for a week after so it got me off knowing how upset she would be if she new lol

You probably already read this from last thread but my mother is seeing a guy I know and it makes me horny knowing he breeds her when I'm not home

Used to be friends with this kid whose dad diddled his little sister. She acted hyper sexual when she was really young. He had a house party when she was 11 and she got out of her room, drank a bunch and started flirting with all the guys. Four of us took her back to her room and took turns with her. I’m ashamed but I still fap thinking about it.

Opportunity struck and I was curious who all could be convinced. Can’t share pics. Got nudes of two married women, one being a friend’s wife and the other a co-worker. Also, tit shots from my wife’s cousin and one of her friends.

So were you one of the four people that "took turns" on that poor girl?

Yeah

Sex life with my girlfriend is dead so I spend the day fantasizing about fucking my Mexican boss that has a fat ass. If not her then one of my big titted niggress friends. I stalk every ebony thread hoping to see her posted there one day.

Girl here. Back in high school me and 3 friends cornered the quite girl with glasses in the bathroom and started hurrasing her. One thing let to another and we took turns playing with here pussy. Im ashame

Story time

i'm half of a faggot

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does it smell bad?

wow full of cummmm whore

It was back in 2010. She was one of those shy girls never really talked. One of our friends from the football team ask her out but she said no. So everyone called her a lesbian. I still have nightmare of what we did to here. It was stupid we had here eat us out

How old was she? Did she like it? Greentext please

9-10. No. That’s pretty much the whole story.

I cheat on my fiance regularly. A few times with her cousin

Others include
- a girl who rode my bus in high school
- a cheerleader back in high school
- my ex girlfriend
- My niece's friend
More recently
- my friend's high school aged daughter

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She cute?

I am addicted to porn and I feel like my life is a mess. People who know me think I'm disciplined and have it all figured out because I present myself properly

I went to Thailand with the Peace Corps a few years back....I was following a motorcycle in my bongo truck, he skidded out and I ran him over....

and I kept going

no way was I going to be an American in a fucking foreign jail

haha, I'm in the same boat

I fire employees I don't like, not because they're doing anything wrong.

How do you keep up the charade?

This

Wha

Ive showered with a 8yo girl several times

We in the FBI/CIA make these threads to track people's IPs to monitor them to catch criminals. We should make fake discord links to which we get access to their phones/PC's. Our main target are pedophiles, rapist, and potential pedophiles.

I hit the genetic jackpot and am good at mostly everything, which led me to getting a degree, high paying job, etc.

now, I use that to half-ass mostly everything, except I still do it well enough that nobody can tell

no idea I smoke tons of pot and waste my days watching porn and playing pc games

"rapists"

elaborate

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

We should hang out, that's basically my situation minus the pot and PC games.

Same here man but i try to keep my craving for human as control as passable

My secret is that I have no secrets--but don't tell anybody.

I want to kill someone. I think about it all the time. I've told my therapists (2) but they don't seem to want to talk about it. I want to vent to them but they avoid it and focus on the 'positive.' I feel like I'm going to hold it in until I explode and just do it. I don't know what to do.
Not just kill. Skin, torture and possibly sexually assault and cannibalize. I was abused as a kid but it's no excuse.

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"We in the FBI" --- shut up nigger, you ain't fooling anybody

Will when my daughter was little we showed together. It was just a thing that was normal when she was a baby tell on day at school she said she takes showers with her dad. It was a real wake up call when the police came

bait
bait or storytime
just do it already, why not? It's easy to get away with

what part of the country you in?

Shitty but understandable

North. Canada

i fuck with homeless people on purpose

If you're gonna do it, don't go after an innocent person. Go after bad people. Sexual abusers, drug addicts, psychos. You could literally live the life of Dexter.

Are you like that guy from Mexico who killed a man becuase he looked ro happy walking with his family so he killed them

US but just south of niagra, NW PA

..How easy? I mean I know I'd have to find a stranger and know vaguely how to dispose but I'd need a place other than my living space for it. that being said id rather not have the urge to do that.

you sound like a huge pussy, and whoever you try to kill, is going to escape and/or kill you.

Dont do it!! If you want to eat them thats shitty meat. You need it freash taken care of. Will feed lean and clean

in highschool i fed my girlfriend and her little sister my cum mixed in with their ice cream.

yeah that would definitely be my target if I ever did. dexters corny man but i don't think i could get into a job like that. I know of plenty of shitty people but id have to find ones with no connection to me

k

Sexual?

Favorite part of this job is the people who don't believe it. I don't have to pretend at all or need to show proof.

Few hours away, I've driven through in the past

Ever think that you'd be better off if things didn't come easy? If you had to develop a work ethic to figure most shit out?

Yeah but it is easy to get away. The only murderers that get caught are ones that are hotheaded or are trying to in order for a thrill. If you're smart and plan it nobody can touch you.

lmao the gem from this thread

are you azn too cause you're a shit driver bro

my secret is dubs

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I really like these stories. I wish I was easier to find videos on internet. I just have a few of a guys that was putting cum inside those chocolate fill out with liquor or sweet stuff and recording where their coworkers eat it. This motivated me to rub my cock and cum on the coffee mug of my super smoking sexy ex boss months ago

sorry Steve, your grapefruit and meditation regimen made the cancer bigger.

i didn't intend for her sister to eat it but she came downstairs to watch that 70s show and they shared it together.

I have land in the middle off the desert with a doomsday bunker worth 2 mil i use for that

true. I just don't really know where to start. How to get someone. I'm terrible socially under stress but sometimes I can fake it.

I was fucking my neighbors petite girlfriend for about 4 months until the nosey cunt across the hall mentioned to her bf that she saw her coming over. She worked at the EB games I used to go to. I was 29, she was 19 and he was 21. We 3 used to have game nights and things eventually lead to me and her fucking

moar

no normal sex in 6 years

Like everybody.

Do what i do. Go to a bar or club. Flirt with a girl and tell her if she wants to see my mansion. Works most of the time

I feel like this is the biggest bullshit and is the dumbest “secret” I read on this shit.

no, I just fuck with them. I like the ones on the side of the road the best. I roll down the window like i'm gonna give them money, then I throw my cup of dip spit on them and drive awayy hahaha

Me and my friend have been doig this since freshmen year. Her baby might be mine and i told my wife i have a second job on the weekeds but im wiyh her and the baby at night

Oh ok, thought you meant you were fucking them.

I drive for door dash and I always steal at least 1 french fry

ya, they suck. I hate employees.

lol I got one of those too. Her name is Gabby and she moans too fucking loud. I hate that shit. I don’t mind moaning but when you make weird noises as loud as you can it turns me off

gross

I'd rather fuck the garbage they're sleeping on

I don’t believe you

I had a stunning realization last night that I've wasted the last 10 years of my life and there's literally nothing positive to show for any of it. I do not have any idea how to progress forward from this point. I'm considering just giving up my life and joining Scientology. I don't have anything to live for anymore.

I once forced a friend of mine to take a creampie she tried to push me out but I just kept it inside and filled her up. Then I forced her to do it anally.

I have no desire to cheat on my wife, but I have an overwhelming desire to see my wife get fucked by other men. She won't go for it, so I settle for posting her pics on b/ for anons to fap to. I'm now conspiring with an user to have her blackmailed into fucking someone. The goal is to turn her into a desperate whore.

cuck

Great observation. You must be really bright

Wow this died quickly

used to give candy and treats to my female coworkers like jelly donughts and stuff like that, make me so hard watching them eating my cum, sometimes i even pee a little in their coffes too man just the memory of that makes diamond hard

Because it's the same bullshit thread every goddamn day. I'm starting to believe FBI user was telling the truth

She was shy the first few times until she got comfortable. She had a high squeaky moan that I found adorable

I am the phantom shitter

>3 instances of "high school"
>I'm a loser who likes to pretend he didn't fuck up his highschool sex life
ftfy

Found out last year my wife was cheating on me, and the kid we had together wasn't mine. Well, I had been miserable in the marriage and also cheated, a lot, with you get, hotter, kinkier girls. She was dumb enough to get caught, I didn't, I was able to get out of the marriage Scott free, with all my money, and play that part of the spurned husband. Pretty much living my own dreams now, and she's a single mom

That is great man. The fist time I did something like that it was cuming on a toothbrush of a hot cousins of my best friend. I also stold one of her panties.

you're the fucking man

I've been cumming in my cousins conditioner for a few weeks now

I hope it's the leave-in kind

Don't act like you don't know the rules
Tits of gtfo

Look like at least 7/8 faggot from here

More like a faggot and a half

What is it for?

I'm fapping with a friends panties

Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

Show me on this doll where Daddy touched you.

Turns out I actually am starting to feel a little guilty for wrecking my friends marriage. I only wanted to sleep with his wife.

Why you feel guilty? You probably did him a favor. Also, post pics.

When o was like 15 I would steal my friends moms panties when I would go over to his house

Posting pics is what led to this. I got her to cheat, got her to believe her husband was the one exposing her. All so I could get a taste of that sweet Asian pussy.

I plan to try to start wearing diapers 24/7

i got one off the top of my head, i dedicated a year of high school to marking swastikas in any classroom with a jewish-related teacher

any teacher that had jewish features or ancestry was a target, and i had the freedom to hit anyone i wanted since i worked with the tech department to replace/repair class computers

i then turned around and deployed the Nicolas Cage project, and pasted a bunch of small paper NC pictures in hard to reach places on the campus, to cover my tracks by drawing attention to something other than the swastikas

now i use them to start rumors of nazis on campus via friends i have whose siblings attend it, not as enjoyable as leaving the marks themselves but still gets a chuckle out of me

You've seen her. Asian woman with lots of tats.

I jerk off to my sister

I fantasize about getting tricked or forced into getting fucked by a dog.

I've had 3 girls I posted recognized

I've been having sex with dogs since I was in highschool. First time I was practically raped. Danes are huge.

Sometimes I fantasize about having my sexuality exploited so that I end up in kinky situations I'd otherwise not be in. She pretends to be interested in (however we meet), but has something else in mind, so she gets me so worked up that I just do what she wants or have a hard time resisting (basically treating me like a bitch in heat to get what she wants). Maybe she says wants me to use her, but I'm the one that gets used. Like maybe she wants to tie me up in her bedroom, but needs to "step out real quickly", leaving me naked and exposed (resulting in some kind of surprise or "surprise" when she comes back).

I think you misunderstood what rappers mean when they talk about fucking bitches..

I wanna be on the receiving end of this kind of abuse:
>danbooru.donmai.us/posts/878226

I fapped to the sound of my best friend having sex through his bedroom door last night.

My ex has been recognized 3 times

must be a rush huh?

let's make it 4. share her.

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You're a cuck, find someone else to talk to and get your dick wet before you get one-itis and end up watching her fuck different guys til the day you hang yourself.

One time I was on the roof of my old apartment building with my friend and her sister back in high school. We were chilling, told them if they didnt suck my cock I would jump off the roof. So I sat on the ledge to scare them and eventually they both got to sucking me off and got to fuck her younger sister as she watched. Till this day they are both my friend but the sister is a lesbian now.

the one time i shared my wife's nudes someone from her work recognized her. dude asked for more pics in exchange for his silence. he tells me how he'd like to rape her at work. it made me hard and i fapped to it.

They knew, dummy. They just didn't say anything because they didn't want to deal with a pervert. They talked about you behind your back.

I've had sex with 25+ girls and by far the best was an 11yo

How did that go?

I wonder if he'll do a pizza review on my street.

Great, obviously. Took her v and were fuck buddies for quite a while

I eat my big sisters pussy every sunday, when my parents go to church.

I'd have pushed you to be honest.

Back in middle school, my cousin was sleeping over and she wanted to sleep in my room, my mom let her. Then when everyone one was asleep ( I think I was 13 and she was 9 or something) I took of her pants played with her pussy and licked it a little. I tried sticking my small dick in her but I wasn’t hard enough. She was awake the whole time for it but we stopped because she got scared

I would have lived, I was right under the fire escape but they didn’t know.

Sure thing buddy.

I wanna get fucked by the local coyotes.

How old were you when you took her virginity?

I want to give myself ED and wear diapers (only to wet) 24/7.

i molested a chick at a concert. it was a full venue so we're all basically pakced together. a cute girl was just a couple of folks next to me so I discreetly snaked my hand and felt up her ass. i ddint make eye contact but did see in my peripheral vision her face looking annoyed. right before the concert ended, i used my finger to stroke up her ass crack. she couldnt do a thing.

16. She was one of my sister's good friends, was really cute.

Every once in a while, when I go home from drinking, I ask my girlfriend to send me nudes and I show them to the taxi or uber driver, if she does not send me anything, I show him part of my collection of her nudes.
I've got a lot of free rides because of her

(Pic related, some old pics from my album)

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Damn lucky

nice.

This sounds hot. How do you approach them about the pics?

I broke up with my girlfriend to get with a girl who was mixed and hotter. I continued to fuck and use my ex on the side, including fucking her on her parent's bed, in the car, while I was on the phone with my gf.

>i raped someone
>what i did was "stupid" and now i have nightmares waaaah waaaah

You lucky, my ex girlfriend doesn’t let me fuck her

hahaha
fuck tards

She was still in love with me and desperate to get me back. I used her till she moved to Hawaii for college. I miss her big ass cow tits and tight asian pussy. She still sends me nudes from time to time

Erie PA. Yeah I got a bunch of family in that town. Fuck Erie, hope that shithole gets wiped off the map.

Girl (hot) or guy (disgusting pervert)?

Jerking to gay porn while having a girlfriend

>raped

You must be new here.

Fucking hot, got anymore dyke stories?

I wanna rape my apprentice but am too beta to do so

Yup

Idk, sometimes they just start talking about girls or they see some cute ass on the street and I say something like
"want to see the little ass I'm doing rn?" Or idk, something less cringey

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i have fucked my sister, 5 of her friends, and 1 cousin.

Does she know you do this?

Idk how to prove it. Kinda hot since I have a gf and it's a secret

At once or over time?

I've fapped on cam with questionably aged girls many many times. There's a lot of wet hair brushes out there

over time.

Do I have to remind you that this is a secrets thread?
It's like a thread, about secrets

I've been putting my girlfriends toothbrush in the toilet, trying to hide loose particles inside the fibers. I've pissed in her mouthwash, setting spray, and everything else I could. I love it and can't wait to do more.

mines not dark or twisted, but i must tell someone. i have the biggest crush on a girl at work and i think she the same. we both have significant others. theres just too many signs. we both keep stealing glances at each other and catching each other. she never got beer after work with the employees but suddenly she now does when she saw that i go, and we always end up sitting next to each other. she rushed over her work to have lunch with me the other day after she saw me leaving for lunch. i can just feel the energy she is projecting towards me, it is palpable. the problem is we're both extremely socially awkward and shy, so nothing has advanced other than light banter.

to be honest, i dont think i could say no if she made advances. theres a work party coming up soon. this is so much deeper than i ever expected. i havent felt butterflies like this since i was in high school, over a decade ago. i fantasize about making love to her. this CANT just be in my own head, there's no way.

you been telling the same lie for 5 years now. i admire your commitment.

have you cum in her shampoo/lotion yet?

Story

I fapped on cam with 200+ viewers on cam 4. And I came in my mouth for a trap on skype, every couple of days.

>be me.
>be degenerate.
>be young
>be good looking.
>fuck sister first.
>fuck friends one by one.
>fuck cousin who was living with us at one time.
>feels good man.
>inb4 brool story.

I still have my first crush's phone number saved on my phone and he doesn't know it.
It's been years since I've last seen him and I think he'd be freaked the fuck out and call the police on me if he somehow found out.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. Stuck up bitch would be beyond humiliated if she knew that people know exactly what she looks like naked and with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Kik me at sunnymanner if interested

I don't know if it's dark but I have slept with three of my cousins they are from eleven to fifteen younger

"CIA" - not law enforcement. The CIA couldn't give a flying fuck about pedo's and rapists except as leverage.
As for the FBI.. The whole world doesn't fall into US federal jurisdiction, so even if you weren't bullshitting, it wouldn't matter

I stole pics of my friends wife years ago and can't stop exposing her

Me and my cousin fuck all the time. Im 27 shes only 19 just turned but the last 6 months we get high on Adderall and fuck for hours. One time we fucked for 5 hours before I came inside her and it was amazing. Sometimes she gets too drunk and pases out but I take more adderal and end up just fucking her for hours. she basically lives with me now as most nights she passes out next to me.

>The goal is to turn her into a desperate whore
You might end up landing yourself divorced and in prison

No cum yet. Just my piss and her own shit.

The FBI regularly communicate with offshore governments. They share information about criminals with each other.

You do realise that right? There are multiple large operations in the FBI, Interpol, Scotland Yard etc etc.

They spend quite a bit of money tracking down perverts. There have been numerous high profile cases of prolific pedos being caught and arrested thanks to international cooperation on this scum.

Same here with my friends ex

This will only end badly

I wish my loser virgin ass had an incest story to tell

When I was 8 my family lived on an island. A shark (not sure what type, pretty small size I guess) washed up on the beach dead. I got a stick to poke it with and I started poking its butthole and after a bit of pushing and pulling the whole fucking asshole prolapsed out like 16 or 17 inches. I got scared that someone saw what I did and ran home

just make one up retard.

I know but we really like eachother. The best is when she falls asleep next to me and end up jerking off. Ive asked and she said its fine btw. Like we go to movies, dinner and stuff. The family doesn't really know whats up but they are aware.

Pics?

>The FBI regularly communicate with offshore governments
Within specific bounds and arrangements, sure.
It's not "Hey we saw this thing you should probably arrest them for, here's the IP we got for you". Doesn't work like that.
Also, communication between US government agencies is atrocious, let alone internationally.
Incompetence, corruption, and apathy is the norm in organizations, particularly in government.

I want sissy dick

I don't care about telling a story, I just want a cousin to fuck

Cause I've been doing it for years

Ugly girl. It's easier than dating.

This cunt has been recognized at least 3 times

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Kekeke

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Mmh... Not sure.

i masturbate to gay porn but i dont consider myself homosexual or find men attractive.

I'm too shy and anxious to actually go out and date. It's pretty ideal, really.

Me too, I masturbate to closeup dicks ejaculating, imagining it happening in my mouth or ass, but don't feel gay about it in the slightest.

We have the same problem, only thing is i hurt the inside of me penis and I'm trying to make it heal. Porn addiction not helping.

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Same. I'm not attracted to men at all, but love fucking and sucking them.

so how do you plan on doing it?

My sister and her exbf were drug addicts so i texted him from a textfree number and bought her nudes

Take compromising pics of her acting like a slut in bed, send to an accomplice claiming he hacked your cloud, then have him ask her to do small increasing perverted things. Or just do it yourself claiming to be a random blackmailer.

I fuck guys and girls via fabguys and fabswingers almost weekly. My wife doesn't have a clue. Her own fault for not putting out, really.

Moar of her tits and ass?

You got a link?

Hah! I'm on fabguys too. Sucked a few local guys through it. Fucked a cross dresser too. Had a lovely cock to suck on.

With guys I prefer to bottom, so fab has been no good for finding TS/TV's for me. Especially ones that aren't 60+ or totally unconvincing.

There are so many horny women on swingers though, it's fucking unreal!

>Have sixpack
>Post photo
>Spoilt for choice

The only problem is that I can't bring anyone home, and a lot of women take some convincing to accom at their place, or meet in a hotel.

Great rack! Total cumslut!

I’m pretty sure I have an incest fetish I had sex with 2 of my cousins a long time ago, one male and one female, and I’m attracted to a different relative now

Yeah same. Easy to get guys to do outdoor meets though. They will happily meet up in a dark alley somewhere to get fucked or sucked off.

There used to be quite a few couples on fabswingers where the guy crossdresses. One of them was a couple in their early 20s. They used to love sharing a cock.

Don't really go on the swinger site much now though.

let's see that ass on (2,3) user

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Yeah the woman I shared got recognized once by a coworker. He posts her from time to time and I'm pretty she was recognized by another guy who also works with them both.

I use squirt for outdoor meets. Don't even have to arrange anything, just use a free profile to find good cruising spots, then just sit and wait. There are some awesome spots around the Midlands and near Newport.

Share

Post her and I'll post the one I did the same to. Im

Here you have, sir

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Got a friend tribed here without her knowing. Showed her and she thinks it's super hot. Now wants me to get more

I don't see a pic in his post. Wtf are you talking about?

I was molested by my aunt as a kid. Happened several times. Have lied to gf several times about why I’m afraid of intimacy.

How is this a secret ?

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Did you get them just to get them? Or to fap

To fap and bm her

Tell more

Did your auntie suck that little dickie when you were young?

And more, yeah

This one time i turned off the lights, raped 58 grandma's 43 babies and 56 married muslim women. all within 4 mins. Then i went to the dark side of the moon only to discover the earth was not flat no was there a dark side of the moon.

I never got the courage to bm her but i did send some to our stepdad one day when i was really horny. Ive fapped to her since i hit puberty so getting permanent nudes of her was amazing. Before id have to creep on her. Ive also sucked on her dildo

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So why afraid? You got what every boy needs at a young age. Confidence in porking an older woman who likely swallowed your cum willingly.

And now you have lied to Yea Forums about everything.

Yeah because that’s a great thing to admit to
I didn’t want it? I had no idea what was happening?

Seen pics of one of my neighbors online..she’s a bbw and I’ve posted her pics on other sites

So she doesn't know?

Living the southern dream

nice try

Well, who's fault is that? (it's not your aunt's)

This is my number one fantasy. The idea of abusing some whore in such a public place with no consequences is so hot.

XD bi leaning to gay. Well if you are bi... you are not gay....

Do it pussy, they'll probably enjoy it.

How is it not her fault?

I once gave my dad a blowjob and a titwank after getting drunk at a wedding.

Been there, done that. Makes for some pretty awkward body language when random dogs start humping your leg latter in life.

Yeah sure she was a virgin XD

man you must have a small dick

Doesnt know i have her nudes no but she knows im attracted to her and shes found her panties in my room

She didn't have sex until long after we dated

wtf are you even typing XD noob shit

Not judging but you should probably go see somebody.

I've had more sex partners while married, than I've ever had while single.

What did she say

I think about killing myself sometimes because I’m a 24 year old loser who has nothing to show for. No job no money(lost my job)
Barely scraping by, trust issues, relationship trust issues due to the last piece of shit girl I was with.

so are you saying you use ur bro's cum as lotion?

She was confused and told me to keep them since i had obviously came in them but she got over it

You totally should

Life is random and nothing means anything. You have to find the meaning. So do whatever you need to to find meaning

So you basically just used them to get to other people....

Damn. Sounds like she may be kinda open

Because you were probably a hot piece with an irresistible cock. You should probably hold your self more accountable. It's not nice to place blame on others when it's only you who's to blame

I was the main cause towards the suicide of a tranny years back in Highschool, I don't feel a little bit bad

you lost points at babysitters daughters. As a kid you had no daughters....

Yeah, Close to it. Thanks.

Do you find its that your spouse attracts more for you to enjoy, or is it the innate confidence of not being so hung up on rejection?

Another fake

Miss me with that fucking garbage.

That’s nice of you but idk, not sure how much more I could take. Every time something good in my life happens. There’s always something that fucks me up to the core.

Guess who..... Your life is about to become very bad very fast.

I'm sick of this kind of faggottry.
Hiding your fear behind your "social awkwardness" is pathetic cowardice.
What do you think ? This is no easy business to anyone you desperate twat.

Be brave once in your miserable life and tell her you want to kiss her.

FFS !

They also regularly make shit up on Yea Forums

My wife doesn't know. I don't think I've ever been worried about rejection. The worst thing anyone could say is "No". It's probably because I'm older and more successful and able to attract women more easily.

Good and bad are relative. Learn to look at positives. Everyone has to deal with shit, you have to help yourself a bit. Also get help. See a therapists

That's kinda hot

Murdering her own child, well maybe your child... you dont know all the dicks she was around. I bet you were not the dad. but hey at least you dont have to deal with a child murderer

Take pics!!

Obviously, there's a comma missing, you moron

So only half the people out there is what you are saying

Shes not teasing you, shes playing control freak. Get rid of that trash, but first let her know how much of a slut she is

She is a slut. She let me watch her fuck a guy once

Third option then, just time in your life where youre simply more attractive. Fair enough.

LMAO wtf are you even saying

Are you mentally retarded?

I grew to like it. But it took a lot of time and force to get me there. Secretly a pretty happy bitch now.

Only positives are my current girl friend who seems to genuinely care about me and my close family. Other than that it’s shit, body is too fucked from injuries cause by other people, depression, anxiety. And I did try to get help but idk, not for me. I do take Xanax for anxiety but that’s about it, also I smoke large amounts of weed to keep the depression at a stand still. Pretty shitty when I run out of weed too.

"a written order issued by a judge authorizing the arrest of a person charged with some contempt, crime, or misdemeanor."

Ohhhh so hard core, lots of street cred

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When I do decide to do it, I’ll come back to Yea Forums and try to figure out a way to stream it.

you never know where a camera is, or was....

Where in Midlands?

What's your story?

You know why she did some snooping..... because you were caught on camera, someone let her know. So good on you XD i bet everyone around town has a special name for you, but no on lets you know XD

Hence why I masturbate every where in the open

no shes not uber religious, shes just a dumb cunt.

Incest and molestation all through childhood. Basically a sex slave for the older kids I was related to. Things escalate when nobody cares to stop them, and inevitably someone ends up riding the red rocket. I was just the smallest, so it was always me.

Not ashamed if you fap about it. and well hate to break it to you, but girls can be hornballs even at 9. society just doesnt like to talk about it, because it ruins it fabricated image of the female portion of the species.

But I'm betting you didn't hate it. All that attention. All that sucking you did.

>I was just the smallest, so it was always me.
How often did you get it? How'd it start?

Cant share pix... that means liar.

So true. I have seen some very horny young girls touch themselves on cam just because.

Jesus fucking rapist, learn how to read.

just wait till she's feels dirty, and the only way of feeling better is by talking to the cops, and all of you get to go to jail XD

The same idiot makes up another story about taking turns on young girls...

ah the story changes eh

Was it the guy who said he could hack snapchat or did he just talk to them and coax it out of them? Was one of them asian?

Hated and resented at first. But then it became normal. Just how it was. Then it became fun. Now its why I dont have or want children. Cause incest kinda is... stuck in my head.
Every day almost or at least it seems like it. at least multiple times a week. Started before I can know with the girls playing nurse with putting things in my butt. Boys started on me by the time I was five.

new thread?

I call b/s

>Every day almost or at least it seems like it. at least multiple times a week. Started before I can know with the girls playing nurse with putting things in my butt. Boys started on me by the time I was five.
When did you start getting involved with dogs?

LMAO someone claiming to know how people think about him.... Sounds like someones ego is rubbed raw.

Best reason to have kids. Pass along the fun. I'm still jealous of the Beaver Dam boys and all the fun they got to have.

liar

liar

Bahahahahhaha
Genetic jackpot my ass.
the only factual part of this post is
"no idea I smoke tons of pot and waste my days watching porn and playing pc games"

And all of Yea Forums knows this

more like Autistic works of fiction

And its a "family tradition" for some of our family, most of us try to avoid it and them. We still fuck each other in moments of weakness though.

Oh. Specifically started blowing dogs at about six or so. Getting knotted like a bitch came maybe two years later. Eight or nine.

Its funny how many people piggy back other posts XD

>Oh. Specifically started blowing dogs at about six or so. Getting knotted like a bitch came maybe two years later. Eight or nine.
What's the story there?

well duh, no one fucks with other people by accident XD Look guys we got a real edgy fag here. Fucks with Homeless people. Will be great when he ends up sharked one day. then you can be in a rekt thread XD

Hell yeah. To me, incest is hot. And it goes hand in hand with young, which I also love.

no one is innocent XD fucking religious fags. Its funny how you then decide to say hey these bad people who are victims, go after them. So are you saying that they could type out the life of dexter? Because i dont think you know the use of the word"literally", psychos.... yeah try about half of our population XD

Love to hear more got a wickr?

Fake again, no therapist is going to be like well lets talk about something else XD
They did however report it to the authorities.
And you are now being watched. Not just irl, but also online, yeah sure pretend you are safe posting here, XDDDDD U is fucked.

unfortunately you do have to try harder at trolling.

Lost my post. Too long to retype quick on shitty phone. May continue if new thread starts.

XDDDDDD

Fuck off