Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

cheers

Nope

"aside from depression xd"
my god, fuck off back to your crusty corner, for christs sake, this is attention begging at its saddest peak

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IIT: SOME ATTENTION SEEKING WHORE WHO FOUND HER NICHE THAT ALLOWS HER TO GET ATTENTION.

ITT*

Greetings, femanons of Yea Forums. Please, choose one of each of the following:

1) A hardworking guy with little money, or a jobless guy with a lot of money.
2) PC, or Mac?
3) Using g-strings or grandma tier panties.
4) Having A cup breasts, or having F cup breasts.
5) Having your ass eaten, or eating ass.

Thanks in advance.

how do you convince a short insecure gf that you like her short height

>OP is not virgin.

/thread

Hey vchan. How does your depression manifest? Like what are the symptoms and how debilitating is it?

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Stay salty

>1) A hardworking guy with little money, or a jobless guy with a lot of money.
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>2) PC, or Mac?

I don't have a computer and havent had one since I was like 16 so neither?

>3) Using g-strings or grandma tier panties.
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>4) Having A cup breasts, or having F cup breasts.

Rather have big knockers than be flat chested

>5) Having your ass eaten, or eating ass.

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Sorry wizard

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I'm 29 but im just trying to get used to saying 30 already lmfao

Short girl reporting in
I hate being short I want long gorgeous legs and not to put on 8 lbs from staring at a big Mac let alone eating one.
Just assure her you love her as she is. My bf had a really tall ex and he's always saying he prefers me because it's less awkward. He thinks I'm cute and calls me fun sized :')

You short girls are always the best.

You ok? You used to make these threads daily but since the death meme you barely come on and when you do it's only a few questions before you bail

C’mon VCHAN,
Post a couple more pics, you sexy thing

Since cum is like snot would you find it hot if a guy snotted on your face

What's the best song?

i really hate being in the minority of people who love short girls, because most girls don't like being short and it makes it hard

Whats this thing I hear about girls holding in pee and there bladder expands and hits the gspot or something? A girl told me yesterday she does it everyday and it's better the m any orgasm she's ever had

why wont THOTS have sex with me?

Anna here.

Most women prefer to get off this way, so it’s a safe bet.

>biological
>yes
>I’m celibate, but I loved being handled roughly

1.) Hardworking/little money
2.) Mac
3.) Eh, just regular comfortable ones.
4.) Acup, I’ve lived with massive tits long enough to know they’re no fun.
5.) Eating.

Just be honest with her. Tell her that you think it’s cute and she shouldn’t feel self conscious.

~Anna~

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I guess lol

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GO AWAY YOU FUCKING LYING SACK OF SHIT ATTENTION WHORE!

Where did you go? Softies? Wtf is that.

Yeah, so that’s a thing. In my experience if you have to pee and then think about sex it feels awesome. I don’t know if that’s the case for all women, but it works for me, I think it has something to do with the fact that, like you said, the bladder presses on the vagina when it expands.

That’s a question you may have to ask yourself to get a proper answer user.

Awful salty user.

~Anna~

C’mon Anna,
Post a couple pics like VCHAN.
Are you afraid she’s hotter than you?

>My bf

/thread

VCHAN, you were supposed to post a couple.
That was only one

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Hard to say what the best song is but I do really love this song and listen to it frequently. I even have a tattoo of this song
youtu.be/RpLw8VW-R7I
Makes me feel very other worldly

It makes sense because the bladder is above the vaginal canal so a full bladder can swell the canal a bit

Hey anna!
Blood tests came back and it's not looking that great. Trying to just cope with it at this point lol

Cancer is very funny

Vchan is very pretty, and she’s got a few decades on me, ha. I tried doing my make up though and promised the thread I’d post results. Now is as good a time as ever I guess.

~Anna~

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/soc/
I call it "sock" but maybe some call it "sosh"

I just feel like all selfies look the same after a while but whatever

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You’re trying to tell me you’re 49?
Hogwash I say..
I like your eyelashes

Hey Vchan, I’m so sorry...Is it serious? Whenever I have blood work done it comes back shitty because I’ve got anemia and low potassium, which is why I’m perpetually tired. I hope things start looking up soon...

~Anna~

What an ugly cunt. Your skin looks like shit.

I meant snot. Not cum. Also what blood test? Std?

49? Whew no, 46 user, ha. Thank you, I feel a bit silly in makeup really, like a peacock or something.

~Anna~

C’mon VCHAN, all selfies look the same.
Give us a full body for a change.
It’s Tuesday after all

Aw well thanks for saying that anna!

And I think you're makeup isnt terrible. It's a good start. The only thing I'd say is to try to fill in your eyebrows a bit if your gonna do dark eye makeup. Other than that your on the right path!!!

**clears throat**

Does size matter?

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I don’t believe you’re 46 either.
Most people here consider that old

not a femanon, but my gf hooked up with some asian dude and said he was so small it was pathetic and she literally begged me for my dick (we had been separated and asian fag tried to weasel his way into the picture, she still makes fun of his small dick)

A little lower please
10 what, shots of snot cum
You need a pic,

Well user...I’m sliding up on 50, I’d imagine it wouldn’t look stellar.

You’re welcome, I’m sure everything will be fine. And thanks, turned out better than I’d thought it would, the lady at the store said at my age I should stick with dark/neutral colors, so I’m going to try that. My eyebrows are thick, but blonde, so I need a good pencil for that.

Not really, thicknesses is better for most women, but as long as you know how to use it you’ll be a-ok.

Ah, thank you.

~Anna~

Well my cholesterol is off the charts. Like pretty damn bad lol.
And I have an underactive thyroid but that might be because of the birth control.

Also I'm vitamin D deficient but I kinda knew that since I never walk in sunlight lol

So I just gotta work on lowering the cholesterol before I drop dead lol

My glucose levels were normal so at least I dont have diabeetus Haha

I think her skin looks pretty good especially considering her age!

Well no I wouldnt want actual snot on me.
Lol no not STD. Just routine blood tests to see my overall health.

I guess

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I’m 43.
Wanna hang out sometime?

Fuck. Sorry. Guess the death meme was true

Feels gud to get some genuine uncut feedback on these kind of topics

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Yea neutral would be good. I usually stick to brown shadows.
And yea when I first started getting into makeup I didnt realize how important shaping and filling eyebrows were so I think that's something most people just learn over time.
Thank God we got youtube now to teach us everything lol

Not true yet! Heart disease is the number one killer I've women so it seems like that will probably be my fate.

Good news is that it probably wont really hit me till I'm like 40 or 50 and I think I'd be ok with dying at that age lol

That's why we are here!

but what exactly is knowing how to use your thickness

new to these threads who dis that hair though fire!

I don’t do nudes...

That’s not terribly bad, well, considering it’s fairly reversible. I just switched to a new diet myself to try to get healthier, it sucks, but at least I feel better. The fact that your glucose is normal is the main thing in my opinion, bad cholesterol is rough, but diabetes is dreadful. Hopefully you’ll start feeling better after starting a new diet and/or cholesterol meds. I know my mood has been slightly improved due to my diet, oddly.

~Anna~

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okay vocaroo is fucked on my end

>vocaroo.com/i/s1DQXekIiEoz
At the risk of sounding stupid and noob, whose me? lmao just for future reference there is like 4 names in this thread lmao, That hair though...

vchan i'm your biggest fan! Where do i make donations?

Yea honestly my glucose levels were what I was most interested in and I'm pretty suprised but I dont eat much sweets so that's probably why?
I eat lots of shitty salty fast foods.
But yea I need to try to eat better. Especially if I want a kid. I've been reading that high cholesterol makes it harder to get pregnant :(

But heres hoping I actually get off my ass and start caring for myself lol

Fuck all you guys lmao i'm Type 1 Diabetic rofl.

Well I'm vchan.

I'm All me

Lol if I ever make a podcast you can donate all you want Haha

I see! Pretty adorable, carry on.

Is trans a mental illness or normal? How about gay? Or being straight? Is it a choice?

Glad to be of service.

I think next time I’ll try some shades of brown, hopefully it’ll go well for me.

Not thickness, but your dick in general. In other words, being a good lover helps if you’re not exactly large.

Sounds like me, before I started my diet it was always just crappy greasy fast food and TV dinners. My logic was that I wasn’t trying to impress anyone it didn’t matter if I became fat or whatever. But after my doctor said ‘Anna, you’re not a young woman anymore, you need to eat healthier or you’ll have complications down the line’, I decided to try. High cholesterol can be an issue, but also high stress, so when you’re ready to get pregnant try to relax as much as possible. Hopefully you’ll have an easy pregnancy, mine was hell for the first few months, non stop puking a nausea, then smooth sailing. It has its fun moments as well, like when you get all ‘nesty’ towards the end and have to have everything just so.

~Anna~

So on one of our first dates, my (now ex) gf mentioned to me that I wouldnt have asked her out if I didnt jerk off to her at least once. This was brought up out of nowhere and I didnt know how to respond. So, how do you feel about the fact that every day, strange men and even your male friends; mentally undress you, fantasize about fucking you, and masturbate to you? And have your feelings about this changed as you got older?

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It doesn’t really bother me, I’m pretty much used to it, I was at a young age. My father liked to parade me around at these diplomatic meetings, and there’s nothing quite like being a tiny preteen blonde girl in a room of sweaty Arab men. Yeah, you get used to it.

~Anna~

Oh man don't you just hate it when you try to jerk off with the daipers in the waste bin but the bin owner comes out with a shotgun and an attack dog so you have to dick the attack dog to death and use it as a shield so you can violently mutilate the guy with a shotgun using your magnificient chode?

my dick is just 16cm x 14cm i will die as a virgin, i don't want to have sex, i don't want a girl watching my little cheeto. it makes me feel so uncomfortable.

why god do thing like this? this is so un fair. i will never have a cute girlfriend. id rather die before a girl watch my little penor. i just wanna die tbqh.

It's okay you can still make their belly button feel good, make sure to shit on them a little too they love it

Well thanks user!

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Yea the browns should go great with you hair and eye color!

I do hope I can become pregnant and yes I heard about the nesting! It sounds kinda funny but I want to experience it.
I saw my dog when she went thru the nesting process and it was adorable i was so curious how I'd be Haha

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Hate it when that happens

Bump

Damn you are a bigot. Anti LGBTQ! Go to hell you tumpanzie! Get out of b and go to pol

B isn't for you, it's exactly for people like him and me, nigger. Fuck off.

Its Yea Forums or b not B. And b is not for bigoted racists cunts like you

WTF are these threads? is this a bot? I see them every fucking day here..

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Yes it is, nigger kike. It's for us, get the fuck out piss baby.

>I'm not bigoted because I have friends that are trans
Gtfo meme

I'm going to fucking make you wish that those words had never come out of your mouth because now you have a 0.22 micropenis homing in on your bellybutton right now you stupid fucking bitch and you are going to be sooooo fucking disappointed with the performance that you're going to wish that you had a hamster to shove up your ass as well

It sounds weird, but when you’re in that mindset it all makes perfect sense, I had my room like a showplace, could have eaten off the floor. Which was unlike me because I had to clean house while my dad was at work and I usually overlooked my bedroom because nobody ever went in there, ha. Just hope you don’t get swollen ankles, ugh.

~Anna~

Stop namefagging you ridiculous attention seeking dad-fantasizing cum dumpster, I swear to fuck if I see you do this shit again it's christchurch with your fucking genitals

Can I ask what your bmi is?

How to talk to girl. Please reply

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Him? I'm a her.

Nope I'm not a bot. Just bored

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Nice try libtard.

Ugh I'd hate that Haha.

I'll namefag too nigga whatchu gonna do?
-vchan

I dont even know lol

I don’t fantasize about my dad though...

~Anna~

fuck no, I want a gf that is atleast 5'11, but that aint gonna happen sadly

Okay so first what you want to do is approach her, be assertive and passively show interest. You want to make yourself known, you want to sort of create a presence of assertion that makes them want to recognize your desire to speak to them. Once you have that down what you want to do is you want to start talking about a subject, any subject, and once you hit a point of mutual interest (this may or may not work on your first subject attempt) you then ask if she would like to spend more time together next weekend or something- and once you have that down, you prepare the rope, the chloroform, a rag, some hand cuffs, make sure you prepare a knife, and then when she least expects it, you drug her, take her back to your apartment, and make her watch while you draw circles on her cheeks in your own shit, as a sign of dominance. ((They love that shit)), and then what you do is you show her your lego collection before going down on her and start violently thrust your micropenis into her bellybutton before exploding with enough force that she is ALMOST able to feel something. She'll be eating out of your hands, brother.

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helo how do i get pusspuss

Buy a pussy cat

SD?

I just found these out, they are great?

Ignore that other retard- what you want to do is well, follow a majority of the things there except where it flows down to a misogynistic rail of crap, and continue by having a nice dinner. Once you do that you can probably have a chance at tying her up and forcing her into a non-consensual relationship, during which you're free to rape her at knife point until she's mentally broken and you have yourself a meat sack that you can use for ez pz sex gainz because women are objects who have no rights

Height and weight?

I'm 5'5 and a half
And I'm 165

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no...

Reminder femanons don't exist, these are just trannies.

shame, that would be hot

Your bmi is 27.5, you are just overweight this is fine.

You seem like a great woman, where did you meet your boyfriend and where Could I meet a girl like you?

HAHHAAH
I can wait

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blow job

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Lol it is you :p

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Well I know I'm overweight but I already got my blood tests back and my cholesterol is thru the roof

When you die where do you think you'll end up going to in the afterlife?

>tits not required
>being this new

since 2003?

vocaroo.com/i/s1KkcJPbSOg4 nigger

Is it really tho?

Why did you start making these Yea Forums threats?
I don't know many woman who would start making these threats because they are bored.

You are the only smart dude here

And I still sound more attractive than any of the fucking trannies posting in this thread :^)

Where's mama Anna? I want my head pats please

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I love to go down on women. Dudes too. I'm kind of an oral slut, desu senpai. How likely is it I can find a girl to be like a pillow princess where I can just go down on her on the reg?

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Far from new

2004

Nah I'm white

Yes it is I got the tests results on my phone Haha

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Lol

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Unless you wanna see a dick nigga I'd shut the hell up

is your boyfriend a spic or a nigger?

You do realize that was a guy joking right?

Are you that retarded? To think that was actually a girl being serious?

Or are you just playing alot with it?

Dude I'm just a shitposter I don't actually give a fuck I'm just having fun.

Hes a spic

>I actually was dumb enough to take that vocaroo seriously and thought it was a girl but now that its brought to me attention it was in fact just a joke vocaroo I fell for I'm just gonna say I'm shitposting lel

FTFY

my immer pol strill thinks both of you should burn

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As long as we burn together then I'm fine with it

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Lol are you a voice actor?
You gotta be

"Bored" is woman-code for "starved of attention".

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How to girlfriend

lol yeah I noticed that too. When men are bored they go entertain themselves with things or practice something. When women are bored they seek attention from other people.

You do know that latin men are meant to keep 3 woman, one who is great in the sack, 1 that can help pay the bills and one for emotional support and that those women are never supposed to meet eachother.

Which one are you?

Will your relationship survive you hitting the wall?

Nah man I should be though but I'm not a big enough fag to move to LA

Give me a line, I'll be dramatic for you. Make it good, I'll read it.

I don't know-how to thank you for the sound advice.

the entirety of the Cali Coast are a bunch of faggots

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Just do it bitch. You would be great

Right? Fucking retards the lot of em.

I swear to god the only "femanons" are vchan & Anna it's getting super fucking annoying doing this same shit everyday

/S9hyHat

Hello everyone, are you searching for an true ACTIVE discord server to hang out and make friends?
Where the mods aren't power hungry?
Look no more!

We have MEMES, tons of LEWDS, a selfie channel, comfy channel, lots of E-Girls (Traps/Femboys too!).

/thread. always devolves into "tee-hee" naughty talk.

post tits or GTFO!
why is anyone feeding this shitty troll

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sure, my spics friend keep telling me that

Well the other femanons should stop being scared and join then.

That's just what the Male anons make it into. I'm cool with talking about anything

Nah

Nah, she gets thirsty beta virgins giving her that precious attention for free, why would she post tits

The femanons I remember once coming were
Light
Pumpkin
Note
Ponk
KT
that trans fag
H
etc.

Ginnychan

Ginny and sugar chan too

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.link/7RVqurQ

I-pm7

No. I own my own property, I have a comfortable life. I would never throw that away for fame. Retard.

It's also annoying that Anons like SD are even a thing it's called ask a FEMANON for a damn reason

don't let roasties tell you what to do

I dont think voice actors are that famous. You have more of a voice for anime. Maybe games.
Nothing too cinematic though.
I'm pretty sure you can do.vouce acting at home though.
Dont gotta go to LA to do it

I think SD is fine.

Seriously, I know.

The thunder rolled over the backs of the guinea pigs like a harbinger of their doom: the field trip to the gelatin factory was about to take a dark, terrible turn.

Is it normal for a 20 y/o to have major knee problems that cause pain almost everyday?

Sorry user, I was preoccupied. *pats head*

~Anna~

Thank you :)

You’re welcome, had to fix dinner. Might be back later tonight...

~Anna~

Do you cook often?

Ok hope to see you soon

Hi, thank you for everything.

Let me rephrase the size question differently: does it feel better (if used the same way)? I have a cuck fetish mainly related to this hypothesis.

Thank you!

What ever happen to the late night threads? I only seen them during the day

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Dude you need to get into voice acting ASAP

Thats some gold