Full-time Amazon Delivery Associate

some of us are told to do so because they often get stolen if not placed there I guess. But I generally place them infront of the door and get to the next stop.

We just ring or knock basically which ever is the most convenient or fastest way and then we get the fuck outta there. As for the bushes I try to avoid them because my shoes are non-water-proof. You either got a new guy or someone is just really shit at their job, sleep deprived or hasn't eaten.

how much do you get paid?

Get a real job nigger

not enough
define real job?

Are you also a Pepsi merchandiser

no

Are you a nigger

I applied for a warehouse position and they didn't even want my resume

What's the most embarrassing interaction you've had with a customer?

What's on your resume?

Higher level jobs and education

no I'm whiter than most

probably not getting enough sleep and delivering to the wrong house then the owner comes out and tells me its not his package

Why not work for ups if your not a nigger

I get paid more than UPS most likely and I've seen how they deliver, it's worse than what I do I guess.

Answer me

That's because you're as dumb as shit and can't get a real job

I work for one of the many a 3rd-party companies that deliver for amazon. I technically don't get paid or work for amazon.

>real job
what do you do?

I was in college, then burned out because of family problems decided to get a shit job. Fully knowing it was going to be bad but I needed money.

Pharmaceutical legal QA, i'd like to bring you up to speed on that but I won't live that long.
Go look it up

get a real job faggot that's a shit job

The world doesn't need delivery drivers?

He's just a salty faggot that's too fat to get laid and too dumb to talk to women. I'd probably put him in the hospital if we ever came across each other IRL.

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just answer the fucking question, so we can tell you, you're full of shit. cause.. guess what .. WE ALL WORK AT AMAZON

$17/hr

Yeah good luck with that. Anyone hiring for Amazon's warehouse is just going to see you as an instant flight risk once you find something actually relevant to your career.

17 Dollar die Stunde? Dann schaffste in D. Is bei euch der BR auch so korrupt? D:

It's seasonal, for 3onths, which is what I need sinceost high level jobs takes weeks to months

is the warehouse job that bad? I deliver like 200 to 300 faggoty packages to faggots and I chuck some of them, slide them across the front patio. I legit throw packages around in my van. I could careless about my job. I've seen fellow co-workers throwing packages at houses which was funny. But if i do that at rich area's I'll definitely get caught.

I have no idea about Amazon but warehousing is underrated as fuck when it comes to low level jobs. The pay is usually a little higher than most and you just tool around with inventory (likely including on a forklift) and usually don't talk to people much.

You should see of the the girls that work at the warehouse. They're so fine. Would fuck all of them.

The ones I worked at were total sausage parties but they were chill, and one of them promoted me to management where I was eventually promoted further, so it's not necessarily a dead end depending on where you are.

fuck amazon, i work there too. it's a total idiots asylum and everything is screwed up. the supervisors are always lying to us and it is total bullshit. the company is abusing everything and replaces the good workers with refugees, who are payed by the government. fuck this shit. dont buy there

I boycott Amazon both for their business practices and because they ruined Seattle.

dont be a faggot
yeah who cares you're getting paid

That would genuine interest me... Do you know what you are deliver? If I order butt plugs, do you know you are delivering butt plugs?

Nice trips, Bezos, but go fuck yourself.

you know i throw that shit into my van in the morning with a vengeance, and then when i take out the packages out of the bags i throw into into the front cabin too. so any "fragile" items you bought likely fucked up by the time it reaches your door

Yup. The one I signed up for is $16.20($1.20 differential) which is higher than most jobs

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that was not the question you dumbass

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all you nevada amazon niggers doxxing yourselves.

What happens when packages are lost/misdelivered. I know package theft is a big thing that happens a lot, but do you ever get blamed for it?

Connecticut part time sort center cuck "ambassador" reporting in

no fucking retard we aren't told what's inside the boxes

no we aren't

Still wondering why they don't even let you fill an application. Even Walmart and shitty contract jobs I've had made me fill one

how do you feel about people SE'ing and refunding your shit?

probably cause you're a nigger faggot

Thanks

You need to get those skeleton keys the mailmen carry to get in buildings so you can leave it outside my door if I'm not there.

I've managed cable/satellite techs for over ten years. Getting those things takes the approval of the UN Security Council or something where I live. But I live in a gated condo so I feel you.

when is my package arriving?

kys

please tell me you are gay and hate vagina. women are fucking disgusting creatures and need to be purged. men are beautiful and dick is life. the cock is just heart warming. unlike the vile filth known as vagina.

Feminine penises are the only good ones.

idk check your amazon account you fucking retarded faggot it has all the tracking info

>i don't have a job
>"then get one faggot"
>ok i got a job now thanks
>"no not that one fuck you faggot"
Suck it, Nigger lover.

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