When you were 15, watching porn and playing video games everyday, ATTRACTIVE males your age were already having sex. Everything was happening behind your back and no one told you because you were deemed UNFIT to participate in such sexual activities . It was over before it even began.
Life is all about being YOUNG and cool, a generically handsome jock who lays with his virgin gf under the stars, seeing her priceless face as you first enter her pure pussy, moaning your name when her parents aren't home. Having a cool group of jock friends to hang out with...THAT is what life is all about
Sneaking out at night to lie with your virgin gf under the stars. Penetrating her for the first time. Seeing her face in the crowd at your HS football game. Having a huge group of jock friends. You never experienced any of that. It's over. You lost at life. Time to man up and become a provider. Time to downsize and save for retirement. Time to acknowledge that you were always destined for mediocrity. Welcome to hell. Welcome to life.
What the fuck do u want me to do about it faggot? go back in time and join the football team and bully all the actually nice quiet kids? maybe be loud and obnoxious in the hallway? get fucked by the football coach in the locker room? fuck off faggot
Jonathan Brooks
>mfw I'll be able to tell my grandkids about the time we used mice and keyboards to play games, and it wasn't even VR.
Christian Evans
Jokes on you faggot...I was getting laid and playing video games. KYS
>Tfw I’m a skinny edgelord and still lost my virginity at 12 Neither of us knew what we were doing but getting out the gate so young definitely helped. I’d fucked almost 20 chicks before I even turned 18 and I wouldn’t consider myself a chad.
Eli Myers
>Was not that good looking >lost virginity at 16 >still fucked plenty of lookers while in high school. Careful with that edge homie.
Connor Garcia
i was popular..got lots of girls and made it work..im glad i had this when i could..but nothing changes adulthood from being awful.
Aaron Ortiz
Joke's on you! I never watched porn until I turned 19! But I'm a 40 year old virgin and I never kissed a girl ;_;
Hudson Roberts
>I think I'll go kill myself now. No you won't. See you tomorrow, faggot!
>being involved with school activities like sports or clubs
I'll keep my memories of dating the stoner girls who liked to come over get high, play n64 and fuck in my parents pool. Fuck outta here with your football fantasies.
Benjamin Harris
Most of those fags ended up as either actual fags or junkies. No thanks.
Adam Cooper
>imagine thinking this
Jacob Hughes
I know the feeling.I always regretted not having this. But I could have had something similar in college, I just wasn't wise enough at the time to hang onto those girls before they became roasties.
Now I just want to breed traps.
Ryan Lewis
getting laid by your father?
Luis Sullivan
agree, except stoner chicks are usually skinny or fat, not many are athletic if any at hs age
I fucked my first girlfriend when I was 15 while I had a WoW closed beta account that I got because I was among the top 3 posters of germanys biggest WoW community. I also was among the top 1000 Counterstrike players for a brief period of time.
She was the hottest girls in the class and I had just been put in that class because I failed eighth grade (because I was gaming at least 6 hours a day).
During that time I was also training kickboxing 3 times a week and regularly went to fight in tournaments all over the country.
My life was pretty fucking great back then.
Eventually I stopped gaming that much, but I still play at least 10-15 hours a week. I know my girlfriend hates it though.
Parker Robinson
Skinny stoner chicks are the kind of girls you can just laze around and Fuck each other for four days straight with
[spoiler] I miss her ;_; [/spoiler]
Julian Barnes
young girls love older men the guys who fucked girls in school when they were young impregnated some dumb bitch, who got fat, and married her, being stuck with her for life guys who got laid later in life were mature enough to understand to never marry and to just bang bitches forever there's a never-ending flow of new, young, hot girls reaching the age of consent every year, and as a man, your value only increases as you get older even if you're an old fart, who no woman wants to fuck anymore, there's still prostitution women's lifes are basically over when they hit 30
Henry Martinez
fuck you are so right dude! I never got laid in high school and even first year of college. And I hated it, I thought I would die a virgin.
But shit changed, I finally got laid. and I found some selfworth in myself and realized I didn't lose the genetic lottery, Ive actually won it.
I'm a 7-8 in the looks department now, depending on who you ask. But i have a good job, good body, good charm, good goals, and the older I get the more girls seems to want me. I'm now that mid 20's guy who fucks the senior in high school, and the junior in college, and the just begining her carrer chick, and the 5 years into her field woman, and the 10 year master of her field woman.
and I make them do shit, no highschool kid ever dreams of. Ive become incredibly creative in bed, and its addicting to the girls I fuck.
Thank god I didn't peak in highschool. I'm living my best life now. Males get more attractive with age until like 55 if they take care of themselves.
Tyler Harris
Man OP the popular jock who was banging my crush in high school works at autozone making 7.25 and hour while I make 3 times that. And the girl I was crushing on got fat. Lol.
Fuk your entire post, peniswrinkle.
Robert Reed
Dude I didn't play sports and I got laid all the time in HS. I was 6'2 and only fucker w a beard... I fucked two sisters at the same time once bc I gave them a quarter bag. I mean good effort w the jock friends thing but you're way off user
Camden Perry
lol that's true one guy got famous in school for when he drank so much vodka, he passed out and had to be rushed to the hospital because of alcohol poisoning dude was a hero that night for the other kids in school 15 years later he's in a mental hospital cause he destroyed his brain with drugs his life's over
Caleb James
Yeah but you're still the guy w shit spelling and fucking bad grammar. Mcfucking kill yourself
Anthony Carter
But all that high school PUSSAY he got dude, while you were playing games and watching porn ya fucking NEERD
Colton Bell
its /b and I like to type fast. thank god when I send an email I can use spell check and edit it.
Ethan Stewart
Oh no! I better Kill myself now! This random person on the internet thinks he's better than me because he fucked some 14 year old sluts!
You are probably a dumb fuck who works in retail and has a 200 lb trailer trash girlfriend.
Ayden Gutierrez
So what is the big deal. Those Jocks all ended up with date rape charges in college, married hotties who turned into fatties, have 3 kids mindless jonlbs that make them depressed alcoholic assholes whose body muscle turned to body fat. Me? I am doing just fine
Ryder Hill
My bro was a jock had it all while I was the failure of the family too be honest I'd thought I was gonna be 6 feet under by now but my bro was the fucking successor got a good career in football a girlfriend good friends pissed it all away one night when took some weird drugs soon after his girl started cheating all his friends disowned him father cracked after a drunken knife fight now he lives in his grandmas basement smelling like shit piss and depression niggas more pathetic than I am and I fapped to fucking women from shopping catalogs and shit my pants in school crying over the stupidest of shit
Kevin Sanchez
While I do envy that high school/college experience, pretty much all those guys are still losers working cuckwage jobs now, while I'm sitting on fat stacks, making more fat stacks, in a lavish home, with lavish vehicles, and a girl who shared that same dedication in her life over the partying and fucking bullshit, therefore increasing our combined worth to where we can pretty much do anything we want because not much is unaffordable. Do I still envy those Chad's pussy slaying conquests sometimes of girls I wish I could've pounded like dirty whores while I beat off to their Myspace pics in mommy's basement, yeah, but I bet they envy me too when they deliver pizza to my 5 bed 3 bath house I live in alone, or serve me and my friends glasses of top shelf at a local bar all evening and my tab is half their monthly pay.
Colton Anderson
I was getting laid. not because I'm handsome, you see. But because I'm rich (at least my parents are). Every woman is a prostitutes. How did I steal the Chad's girlfriends? By pulling up in an Aston Martin, by wearing expensive clothes and a Rolex, by speaking posh British english, by literally throwing away dollar bills. That's how I got laid.
Aiden Bell
It seems that someone is depressed because of that, right OP? It is seen that it is painful for you. I do not understand why the life of many is based on having the approval of the majority. That's so women's thing, as far as I know
Liam Rivera
At least I had sex with my cousin, she was so cute to me btw
Women were all over me from a young age, I was generally just too fucked in the head to do anything about it.
>le jock life is what its all about
Man, you sound like a real winner if you think life peaked back at 15.
Bentley Cook
You fucking idiot. I lost my virginity at 18 , and I banged at least 30 women till today. I'm 26 and I'm in a good shape. So fuck you fucking incel
Hunter Rivera
This thread made me smile
Isaac Perez
you hate yourself a lot
Levi Nguyen
>be me >a 4 on most days. Chubby, confident >lose vcard at 12 to older woman. >sex throughout school, not as often as id like but once a week on average. >never single for long entire life. >now married to an ex model. Rich af parents. >donr have to work. Wife works. >just make wife happy. Life happy.
You wrong my dude. Just be confident and not stink/incel.
Aaron Fisher
If you really think this I feel bad for you. There is more to life than fucking. If this is the only thing that makes you happy and fulfilled, you have the problem my friend.
Christian Ramirez
Dude is so gay. Look at him recoiling
Joseph Wilson
C O P E O P E
Charles Barnes
It sucks to peak at high school though
Matthew Rivera
Loxism.... Sounds delicious
Josiah Collins
Is it true? Sure. Sex was casual around age 15. But all those girls never left that shitty town. And those guys Greet me with a smile every time I visit my home town waffle house. Doesn't matter if you got laida I highschool. You will get laid eventually. IF: 1. YOU FUCKING STAY CLEAN. NO ONE WANTS TO SMELL YOU. 2. Pick up a hobby. Not a game or more loli porn. A real physical hobby that you can dedicate time and effort to in order to benefit your life. 3. Practice conversation. You can stay in chat rooms and boards for as long as you want but you have to be willing to meet someone in person and spend time with them if you want anything meaningful. 4. Be nice. I don't know why this one is so hard for people. Be nice to people. Everyone. Just because. It will make you a much more happy, more fulfilled, and more likeable. No one should fuck you because you were nice to them. They should fuck you because they want to.
Sure there are execptions. But take it from someone that's already made it. You can improve your life and social standing. You just have to be decent. Or ya know. Get a job save ~$200 and hire a prostitute. Cheers fags.
Julian Adams
OP is a faggot, once again
Liam Evans
with that kind of projection you should look into opening your own imax theater
Joshua Morales
The lack of punctuation
Easton Rogers
Fag
Aaron Brooks
all the Chads seem to be in this thread ...
Landon Phillips
>those guys greet me with a smile every time I visit my home town waffle house
same here. except for the guy who took over his dad's business, the only two guys who never made it out of our shitty little town were the chads who bragged about fucking around in high school. one is a janitor and the other bugs people about their unpaid electric bills.
meanwhile us geeks got PhDs and MBAs and work and live all over the world
William Jones
as i cackle with all the snatch im getting in my 20s
>Be nice. I don't know why this one is so hard for people. Its because people reflect the environments theyve lived in. If youve had a hard life, its hard to act happy. And if most of your experiences with people have been negative, you're unlikely to be happy to meet new people. Dont get me wrong, I try to act nice and smile, but its hard and sometimes I just cant.
When I was 15 I was messing around with 3 girls at the same time. They even knew about each other and were fine with it. Going to the mall, skate park, forests, etc and having a blast. 2 years later I hooked all 3 up with my friends as I went for a hippie/christian girl. >Goth girl Nice figure, D cup, dressed in black, dyed hair, spikes and collars. >Track girl Petite but tight as fuck body, liked the whole non-sport friends connection and very active >Rich girl Another petite but more from diet than working out. Always had a huge house to herself. She was generally lonely until hanging out with us was the norm. She had some depression issues but was extremely sexual because of it. Still not sure how I didnt knock her up by accident.
I was fat when I was young but when I was 15 I got a 6/10 gf. Spent the next 2 years filling up that puss daily. After that I got fit and dumped her. Spent the next 3 years fucking teen puss like crazy. Ended up with a 14/15 y/o when I was 18. That shit was tight. Dated her for about a year and she adored me up until she started high school and realized I was a loser. I moved cities to study and now I'm fatter than ever and haven't fucked in 4 years. All I have are those memories getting that teen puss. But I guess at least I have those memories compared to you guys.
Brayden Rodriguez
>you will never be as dumb and narrow as you were in High School and thank goodness for that my HS was slag city and we were renowned as the dumbest school in a city of over a million
Jace Davis
this is the most cringy virginpost i have ever seen
if you think life is all about high school, end yourself
Daniel Williams
>meanwhile us geeks got PhDs and MBAs and work and live all over the world
Yeah I suspect this is true everywhere. It certainly was in my town.
Logan Richardson
Or maybe OP you are an autist who never attempted to have any sort of social skills so you wasted your time playing vidya
Mason Lopez
are you me user?
but with time i just went full autistics, despite having girlfriend, friends, and all that. I don't know what really happened since then, now i'm single, alone, not bad job, but i can't fucking get along with people ffs.
Jeremiah Peterson
Also what's more interesting about that is how my better looking friends were never interested in fucking as much as I were. One of my fit friends didn't fuck until he met his gf at 18. Another friend is still a virgin at 24 and he is both tall and good looking. I don't buy this whole self loathing incel shit. Things might seem dark but you can get your shit together. Or you can rape teens and get the experience that way I guess.
