This man shows up at your house on a Friday night with a bottle of whisky and an 8 ball of cocaine

This man shows up at your house on a Friday night with a bottle of whisky and an 8 ball of cocaine.
Do you let him in?

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nah midgets are dangerous

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nah

Only if he drops a line from the last avengers movie.

Really? You wouldn’t do coke with a based midge?

He’s gonna drop several lines of coke

Nah, leprechauns are dangerous

Hell yeah, then when he is drunk and stoned we can go to a big and tall shop, buy the longest duster we can get so we can walk around town with him sitting on my shoulders insulting people for how small they are.

I've let much stranger people in because they had whisky and coke, so sure why not?

Yes.

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i dont drink but id def blow sum lines wit dude fuk it

You know he’s not really a midget right? It’s all CGI

You had me at cocaine....

As if I could stop him

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Nah he's annoying, and a yank

No I don't trust midget cocaine.

It’s dwarf dust

OK same question, but with Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs, Spaces Deepest Secrets, etc

I'd be curious to know what he's like off screen. Seems like an interesting person. But only if he leaves the drugs/alcohol outside. I quit all that shit 30 years ago.

Yes, I'll also book us a couple of escorts

FUCK YEAH I LET HIM IN, seems like a fun dude, might get some hookers to share with my midget homie, good time for sure

Fuck Yeah I'd let him in...
Then I go get my bottle of Jack and my 8ball

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Only if he brings the hookers along

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Course not. I don't know him, he wasn't invited, and cocaine is illegal. Get off ma lawn.

I would ask him why the fuck he is in the middle of bat shit nowhere.

Fuck yes!
Little people party their asses off!
The only downside would be not remembering what happened from being fucked on coke and blackout drunk.

This is true, plus he probably wouldn’t need to drink or snort too much to get fucking turnt

Abso-fucking-lutley, Peter Dinklage is the man. Loved him in the station agent.

He's in Yea Forums's favorite music video:
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Holy shit, that’s hilarious. I’d bring this up and see what his current reaction is to it.

>the station agent
You esoteric motherfucker

kek

I'd kick his dwarf head in and steal the booze/coke. He's dead to me after Pixels

He better have midget hookers too

It’s comfy.

I bet you’re loads of fun lmao.

It's more telling about you that you actually watched that than him performing in it. At least he got paid to do it.