Greentext me your life atm
I'll start:
>23
>just got a stable job
>living by myself in quite big flat in one of county's major cities
>finishing my degree
>have friends
>pretty good life
>get drunk every evening I spent by myself (which is pretty often)
>???
>can't decide if I'm happy
>30
>founded company with 25
>earning 15k / month with 20 hours of work a week now (50 days vacation each year)
>gf and me meet other friends 3/4 times a week for bbq or cinema or stuff like this
>hobby is to work on my 300m2 house
>only downside: I'm bisexual and wish my gf would want a 2nd partner
Still on Yea Forums
Guess it don't depend one one retardness after all
people on here a fucking retarded, but I have a lot of free time to kill
What’s the bussines domain? I would love to start something but seems like nothing really works here
I've started as freelancer/software developer
After some time I've developed some software and now I'm 20 hours a freelancer + I get money from licenses and software.
Also I'm sharing my company with other freelancers. They give me a bit of their money and can use the tax evasion you get.
IT is a fuckin gold mine
>40
>virgin
>posting from parents basement
>unemployed
>fuck
fuck
>23
>homeless
>fuck
fuck
What's ur plan after your parents die?
>19
>in the military
>attending university to become an officer
>living on my own, spend weekends going to parties and bars with friends
>only downside is I cant find a decent girl in the ocean of college whores
yeah, people buy from you and have no clue. You can say "Yeah, an online shop costs 5k" and you run an install script and everyone is like "Woah thanks, thats 15k less than what the other guy wanted."
Some kind of suicide, probably hanging because everything else could go wrong.
I may do it sooner because I think a lot about it lately and now I have visions and daywalking.
Like I see the walking light to be green while it's red and walk forward only to stop at the last moment.
Walk near the side of the underground train.
Yeah, it sucks
Hey man it's better than being a grunt and not meeting any girls
>20
>Still studying but looking for a weekend job
>Have gf, she's got some mental issues but for the most part I help her deal with them so we good, sex is great
>Have friends
>Have motorcycle, lots of fun
>Be fit
>feelsgood
that's facts. I actually am a grunt but I consider myself a lot luckier that guys spending weeks in the desert gearing up for a deployment with no females in a 40 mile radius
>Pretty good life
>Also an alcoholic
Delusional as fuck
>19
>never had a job
>depressed
>have one good friend everyone else I know thinks im a disgusting goblin
>at least im getting a good degree
>22
>Army
>Single again
>moved into a surprisingly nice and central apartment two months ago
>making good money nowadays, possibly through some kind of jew magic
>no longer depressed
It's actually pretty okay
Where u from bruh
didn't grunts get a lot of bar puss?
indiana homie
>23
>work in dispensary
>make bank
>have apartment
>have marriage girl
>we both bi so she seduces girls she works with and we take turns on then at home
>this is love
Life is good anons. Hard to believe i was homeless only 2 years ago.
>26
>stable job but only earning $29k in an expensive city
>got a Master's but not using it right now
>about to move and share an apt with one of my best friends
>bisexual in long distance relationship
>enjoying vidya, cooking, guns and travel
>retired boomer parents want me to do a PhD
>trying to work out what to do next
don't stress about bitches, that shit gets better over time.
Yeah, but you have to, like, get there first
No idea why I pictured you as a european lol but neat, what branch you in?
Allegedly
Tell them to fuck off. An education has little monetary value if it's unused and has a negative value if it isn't being used and keeps getting funded.
just go to the bar for some puss then
trust me, it does. I'm only 26 but already women treat me completely differently to how they did when I was 19 - they get sick of Chad and his lies eventually.
Its't not a problem as long as it don't negatively affect your life
yeah, I have. The fact that they didn't pay for their higher education (and that only up to bachelor's level) really shows.
shit you right man, better to just focus on myself and let things play their course
army national guard, enlisted in high school so I could get the enlisted experience before going to university and becoming an officer
>be me for last year
>26
>smokes
>wears bennies
>owns trueno
>nightdrives
>cares but knows there's nothing he can do
>redpilled
Fuck
get deployed and pick up foreign poonani, or come back from deployment and get mad patriotic pussy with stories of pulling guard shifts in the sandbox.
>22
>trying to be a musician, it's working out pretty well. Got an album about finished alone
>just switched jobs, got a raise immediately
>I get drunk too much tbh
>tons of friends so I'm not too sad
>good gf, not sure if I want to stick around for the long haul though
>oh also I got into cooking, getting pretty good
>my family sux
hang in there Yea Forumsro
>25
>sorta shit job
>no friends
>haven't hung out with anyone since probably 2015
>work, play video games, sleep
>repeat
still happy though
>Moved across the country 2 years ago from what friends i made
>havent made a single friend since moving
>job is cutting hours because store is slow
>fat
>ugly
>no money because i owed $3k in taxes this year
>ready to end it all
don't go out alone, make the world a better place when exiting
>have internet connection
>not learn programming
>whine about your life
>???
>no profit
World is shit, theres no making it better.
Call me. Let’s talk /b 4253854491
>31
>barely getting by living with my buddy
>working less than 30 hours/week near minimum wage
>gaming every night with my friends
>hang out on weekends
>single for years, mostly due to lack of effort
>pretty content with ease of life
>all going away by end of year
>I'll manage
>probably happier than most people I know, just don't find most of life stressful or anxiety-inducing, value free time highly even if I don't do anything with it.
As long as you're happy man, you're good
try and save an extra few bucks every week and snowball that for a big vacation
>26
>live in small attic apartment
>few friends
>lost job due to failing piss test for marijuanas
>spent 2 months without income, coasting on savings
>must now abort plans to pay off truck and save for a down payment on a house
>go to addiction councilor because union says if i do it'll give them a better chance of winning my case and getting my job back
>councilor completely ignores anything to do with pot, because its pot
>says ive got social anxiety
>wants me to completly stop using all intoxicating substances and get a social life
>union calls 'got your job back bruh'
>been 3 months since i've drank or smoked, feels good
>initiate operation 'pay off truck and save for a down payment on a house, but this time sober'
>still seeing councilor, she says intoxicating substances no longer a problem, now i just need to get a social life
>i plan on doing so
>all in all, getting fired has turned out to be a net win and has kinda acted as a reboot for my life
>not exactly happy, but hopefull
Stop feeling sorry for yourself, wash those dishes and hire that prostitute!
>40
>own my own house
>gubbament job
>am the boss at said job
>Married
>no kids
Feels pretty good man
congrats on staying strong Yea Forumsro, save some money and chin up
dude. stop fukcin drinking like that. You're going to fuck yrself.
Find something else.
Good choice. All the best officers I ever had had spent a few years doing grunt stuff
this
Alcohol is such a boring drug. Get high instead.
haven't had a vacation in years, but I generally only work 3 days a week and mostly just chill at home the rest of the time, so I rarely feel like I need a break. My roommate/landlord is also my best friend of nearly 20 years, so I've been managing with a rent less than half of the normal for my city. The downside is he's getting married near the end of the year and I've gotta move out before then. I'm thinking about postal work, I could use the exercise and sunshine, and government jobs have all kinds of benefits, plus I'd be making something like 6 times what I am now. I'd need a vacation now and then with that work, but I could also afford it.
I've tried drugs but got too hooked, so I stopped, don't want to end life at 27
>Thirty-two
>Do electronics design
>Recovering from a string of bad relationships
>Actually haven't had a positive one yet
>Possibly a psycho-magnet due to other factors in my life
>Cute chick I work with has been flirty, not sure if serious also not sure if not psychotic
>Taller than me, but most are
>Still pessimistic
go for it, I want tall woman but I only ever meet ones that are a foot shorter than me, lucky bastard.
>lucky bastard
Maybe not as lucky as you think. I stand at 4'6" without shoes.
6 was worth it tho
I am 6'3, so that might be a reason, But I want a woman who is just a couple of inches shorter, but Instead all I get are girls that could blow me if we both stand up.
>19 male
>not faggot but
>I met a 30yo guy on the internets and went living with him in his flat
>He has job and pays me stuff
>Can play vidya, watch movies etc
>Only deal is I have to be like the wife, do house chores and have sex with him
>worth it, also I think he wants to marry me
been there done that man. 6'4" and at one point I was dating a 4'11" girl. I don't mind one way or another though. I was short when I was young so I never cared about how tall girls were, since now
they're all shorter than me anyway.
>28
>in assisted living since last october
>diagnosed paranoid schizophrenia and depression
>meds are starting to work
>don't hear voices, don't feel paranoid, depression got better
>also been a drug addict for 10 years
>spent 11 months in a mental hospital before being sent off to assisted living
>currently looking for a job
>I can keep 120 bucks of whatever I earn
>it's much but I got enough to stay alive
>also free wifi and nice room in a nice house in a really small town
>never had a gf
>don't have friends atm
>17 female turning 18 in may and I’m dreading it lol
>have my final exams in 26 days which I depend on to get into uni doubt I’ll pass
>have friends
>still live at home my family tolerates my existence
>I don’t do anything with my life I don’t even know what I’m doing here
underaged reported, also timestamp tits or gtfo
> 35
> happily married, no kids
> easy job with decent t&c
> plenty of friends, good social life
> drinking too much, too fat, need to change, don't know where to start
trips of truth demand tits
fuckin CHECK'D
Stop drink, wow that was hard. What you mean to say is you don’t have the willpower to do anything about it
>26
>just started college
>married to a 23 y/o
>left career for hers and school
>no friends no family
>all I do is bake as a hobby
>I'm not the bread earner and its hurting the marriage
Other than that I'm healthy and alive so that's cool
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>25
>graduated about 3 years ago and haven't found a job in my field
>Working shitty minium wage warehouse job
>Father let me keep the house
>I'm not complaining because I could be out on the street.
> be me 21
> quit uni and got a job
> been crushing on a 7/10 qt
> we talk a lot and get along well
> kissless virgin so im afraid to make the first move
> mfw when i'll be single forever because im too afraid to get into a relationship, even if the girl likes me back
>20
>working as a baker
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>19
>First year of college
>Engineering
>Not attending, but no consequences
>Dealing with severe mental breakdowns and issues
>Can't afford a psychologist and can't let my parents find out, I pretend to be satisfied with my life away from home
>No gf, I have a crush but she kinda busy pursuing her own goals
>Have a pretty much good academic record
>Learning Japanese as my fourth language
>I rarely ever talk to anyone
>Developing speech impairments and usually start talking to myself to keep it from getting worse
>Working on other issues of fitting in the social environment as I'm mostly treated as a outcast but I'll do it on my own
Thanks for asking and listening/b/
>with 25
German dude spotted
>26
>Beautiful wife whom I love and trust
>Cool part-time job in IT giving me tons of money
>Spend most of the time pursuing my biggest hobby
>Survived years of mild depression and shitty family drama
>Feels good as fuck
>36
>russia
>sufferig a lot
>Not faggot
Yet you put up with this? Sounds odd
>had great job, great friends
>fall of 2017 it goes to hell
>best friend / business partner gets terminally ill
>end up spending the next 9 months taking care of him and closing the business
>he died 1 year ago
>just been home grieving since then
>Managed to get a high paying insurance broker job
>not even the shitty kind you hear about but all i had to do was sit at my desk, answer the phone, and input peoples information
>easy comission
>quit after two weeks because i wanted to kill myself
>now I'm just back to where I was this last year
>sitting at home on my computer all day waiting for my money to run out
they get old and chad doesn't want them anymore, so beta bucks it is
shiiiet & then you gonna kys
Keep strong my man. Depression is real. Get out, get excercise, just don't sit all day in or it gets worse. There is light at the end of tunnel.
I mean I go for a lengthy 5 miles walk every day. I didn't mean that I'm just inside 24/7. I'm just not advancing in life and I'm frankly not sure how to anymore.
I would be lying if I said I don't have a day like this, once a week, where I just consider how nice it would be to kill myself and just hang out in the spirit world with my dead friend.
It's fucking ridicolous they'd lay people down because of a marijuana piss test. Besides, couldn't you claim you recently visited some place where it's legal? Or do you live in a shit country with shit laws? Like Iran or some shit?
I was the happiest guy on earth at 20. Booze, tons of friends, easy life, parties, chicks and so on.
Enjoy, bro.
You can't imagine how fast things can fuck up.
I run a successful company, have two wonderful kids, and I still feel absolutely empty inside and wanna die.
Bro : enjoy and taste every second of this life. It might get away very soon.
Be well.
I always was one of the shorter guys, so I am used that the girls were slightly smaller and I much prefer that.
>26
>Mom's basement
>Finishing BSc, hopefully
>Socially awkward
>No girlfriend, ever
>Don't trust people
>Neglect friends and family
>Prone to addiction
>Prone to depression
>Find ordinary life boring
>30 months til 30
>Wasting my youth
You are advancing. One day at a time. Keep the focus on the present and you'll gradually get back up
Do what ? Kill cancerous sandniggers, so that they will go for 74 bombings, causing 794 white deads ?
want to hang out anytime?
where to buy wife?
Nice one bro.
Glad to read your shit.
You did the hard part.
What is left to you is just to resist a couple Times pot and booze and you'll get your ass out of this shit !
Keep on !
Yea Forums is not the place for platitudes, user.
This guy gets it!
kill some thots, politicians or niggers
You make 15k/mo and can only afford a house 27 sqm larger than mine?
> 36
> Started an edge cutting it sec company
> Quite ssuccessful at the moment
> Wife is still quite hote. Saggy tits but great ass.
> Side fuck addicted to my cock, loves to blow me
> Two (truely) wonderful kids
> Drinks too much booze tbh
> Still feels empty and wanna die
>32
>2 degrees
>own my place
>unix/linux sysfag
>recently lost a job
>decided to move out of my shitty country
>UK seems cool, already know the language
>no wife, no kids, no debt
What's the best place to live in EU for an IT fag?
Y'know I'm very close to this myself V relatable.
>18
>live with parents
>go to college
>feel like joining hummus
Nordcucks, Finland, Estonia, maybe Germany.
>UK seems cool
oh boi
Yeah man a few more smiley faces will do the trick.
Estonia is great
- the model agency of the world (really : go to it and tell me)
- cheap booze
- nice people
- no niggers
>be
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