Yoo fellow Yea Forums tards pretty sure I fucked up today...

Rolly Polly Ohlly KEK

Shut the fuck up okay it was an accident I didnt mean to do this at least I actually posted a pic of myself instead of mongering in a filth ridden basement you vile excuse for human waste

OP's right, you know?
At least he has balls to post a pic. What about you?

>cut my hair with scissors
what did you think was going to happen?

Shave it. Not down to nothing, do a half inch on top and taper it on the sides. Sounds easier than it is, but hey. Maybe Walmart will decide to hire you.

10/10 haircut for a vulcan

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This is now a faces of Yea Forums thread

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OP u got balls so don't cut that off. Just tell that you had the balls to cut your hair like that.

are you trying to get the job? or get laughed at?

OP here this aint me so I don't have clippers or money for place maybe I can wear MAGA hat or beanie? OK tried to move it to side and made it worse also trimmed it more

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Rate me and gf

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that looks worse

That happened to me once so I shaved my head,
only to go to a job interview where both people were bald.

she can do a lot better than you

10/10 would invite to ballroom dance party

holy shit why are you whiteknighting

You look like a 1940’s bank robber

Thanks I agree.

Oh shit that actually sounds fun

just fucking shave it all

OP here maybe I can make Mohawk out of it ????

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Buzz cut mate

Shave it all off

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Hats in interview are bad, gel it all slick it back whats it look like?

are you some kind of mongoloid

LOL

It's almost summer so a good time to shave it all just get a scissors cut it as short as you can and then use a normal razor to shave the rest don't need clippers

Jesus Christ

What’s the job interview for? Are you auditioning to be a live action Waluigi?
If so you fucking nailed the haircut

Top wanker

Shave head and add some slits in your eyebrow hair you will look bad ass

Just gonna do Aryan race comb over IMA leaving tn for interview wish Mr luck who know maybe guy will be neo Nazi and get me job will be 30 min or so n keep thread up I'll post results in few wish me luck tards

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You sexy boi, where you from?

Wtf you look like a convicted sex offender

just comb it back

Shave it off, make up a story of how you decided to turn your life around or smth

looking good, both of you

Shave it all jew fag

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Much appreciated, finally feeling confident about my looks since I got her

DONT WEAR UR MAGA HAT
THEY WILL 100% NOT GIVE YOU THE JOB

I'm not. I'm just pointing out a fact.

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>MAGA hat

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thank you for the input user

Get pomade/forming cream and turn it into a comb over

This. But use Dapper Dan not Fop

You look like him but fat and even more retarded

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I can't believe the tard wrangler that takes care of you would let you get your hands on anything sharp

That haircut looks hella crisp, my guy. I think you should rock it and let the world know that you're not offended by anyone and that you are proud to show your true side! \m/

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"little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak"

Mi negro.

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I think charlie manson made this hair do famous

You look fantastic, OP. Just go to the interview.

You should have someone to fix it for you or shave your head

Bump

good luck op

Get a wig. If they ask you about it, tell them that you've got cancer and you're just preparing yourself for chemo. Say that you need the job in order to pay for the treatment. If you're qualified for the job, they're definitely going to hire you. I mean, you'll probably have to lie to all your friends and family about it in order to make sure they don't accidentally spill the beans. But you know, those guys at NASA have been keeping the truth about the moonlanding secret for several decades and Bush Jr. is a stoner/idiot son of an asshole, but he's managed to keep his mouth shut about 9/11. Anyway, this reply is turning into a novel and I'm not much of a reader so I apologize in advance for speeling errors and such, because there's no way I'm going back to proofread this shit.

>speeling

LMFAO

this