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Sorry for the long explanation, but it will help clarify. My gf/partner's family history is a bit confusing. Her father remarried when she was younger and she had a step-sister growing up. Their parents later divorced when they were both adults. Gf and now ex step sister remain close. Ex Step Sister has a 14yo daughter.

Kid is a bit of a problem child. My gf agress to let her hang out our house for a bit to give the ex step sister a break.

I can get into the details a bit more if interested, but been fucking the ex step niece for about 5 months now with the blessing of my gf.

Meh, I'd say 7/8 faggot.

weird town
>i saw a ufo above meh
>stay calm and smoke bong
>7/10 chick summer fling
>told me her and her grandma
>saw a light(s) over the bay
>ask local church/aa go-er
>saw light(s) inside the bay
>HP lovecraft shyt poppin

I'm 40 year old virgin.
I'm unemployed despite being educated and having a cs degree.
I live in my parents basement.

Did you see this future coming and do nothing to stop it?
Did you get shit marks in uni?
Do you feel bad for your parents?

I think I got a 17 year old pregnant. I'm 26

Are you gonna run?

I can't run, I'm married and my wife doesn't know yet. so don't have a plan yet

Does the 27 yr old know you at all? Other than that you fucked her? It could have been another one of her partners...

*17

I am still scared of staying awake for more than 20 hours because i saw things 10 years ago when i stayed up for 30 hours.

Yes, I had like a 3 month long affair with her, we had unprotected sex at least 100+ times. and she wasn't on birth control because she doesn't want it messing with her hormones. I just usually pulled out

I'm gonna be honest, you had to have expected it to go wrong... But now that it has you gotta try to hide it, convince her to get an abortion, and if it doesn't work I'm sure your wife won't stay... So now you have a cute 17yr old gf!

What did you see user?

GREEN TEEEEEEEXXXXTT!!

Gotta honor the dubs

>be me 26, also married to 26 yr old
>manager at my place of employment
>very hot 16 yr old starts working at my work over a yr ago.
>she turns 17 over the summer and breaks up with her bf
>tells me she is bored over text one day
>I ask what she would rather be doing?
>her response is "you"
>this begins the start of our flirting and sexting
>after several weeks eventaully fuck her for first time
>shit escalates quickly
>we start fucking on nights we close together,
>and on days I go into work late she skips school and we fuck a lot
>i get her into spanking, choking, anal, etc
>im getting exhusted, some days I have to fuck her in the morning and then my wife at night.
>one week I literally had to fuck every day between her or my wife.
>sex is becoming a chore
>eventually break it off with her in march
>but now she thinks she is pregnant.

I have a self harm fetish, but love my gf and have no way to introduce it to her without feeling guilty. Maybe I'll just fuck her on her period next time instead. I already told her I wanted to do that.

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Do you feel regret? I've never understood the fetish of being unfaithful, but I'm sure if I get burned my opinion will change.

Yes and no.
I 100% regret the pain this is going to cause my wife if she finds out. I don't know what it will do for my marriage long term. also what it will do for my job and my friends. I regret all that.

But, I don't regret fucking her. She is really hot and I didn't take her virginity, but I am the guy her taught her how to be a freak in bed. When I was her age I would never even get noticed by a girl like her, but now being older, she practically was begging for me. Its like I just had to know what it was like to be that kind of guy. I have never been that kind of guy before.

I was looking down a hallway there was 5 doors and at the end of the hallway I saw a dark like mist that had 2 yellow eyes and i sat there yelling at it (i know it wasn't real now) It moved up a door way and stared while the previous stilll looked. The last person i was with came in and saw me yelling and i tried to tell him what i was seeing he just said "my shadow people are friendly" they just kept coming closer so i put on my friends stereo as loud as it could go. I woke up on the ground. Idk for years that scared me. Not even once kids.

I really can't explain in typing how bad it was but man that fucking sucked i was scared of the dark for months after.

Props for sexually humiliating her, she deserved it.
Bad move for getting her pregnant, although I think she is bluffing and she either:
>isn't pregnant
>is pregnant with another fucker and she tells you it's your child because you are the richest dude she knows
Conclusion: she is a gold digger slut and a terrible person all around.
Hope you fucked her rough and good and humiliated her because she deserved her.
But now you should let go off her because she is clearly after you and wants to hurt you.
I believe she had it all planned way before and you were her mark.

My suggestion (probably stupid but whatever):
>be honest with your wife and ask for forgiveness, hope that she will forgive you
>hope that you will patch things up at work and you won't get fired after she accuses you of sexual harassment in place of work and taking advantage of your place. I hope you have enough evidence to clean your name

Good luck user and be very careful with gold digging whore sluts that pretend they are nice and cute girls in the future.

guilty of cp

Go buy her some of those pregnancy tests that you can get at like Walgreens.

Have her take it, and you be there in person so you can verify for yourself.

If not preggo, stay married and happy. 17 year olds are too stupid to try to ruin a marriage

If she's preggo, divorce and now you have hot 17 year old gf

Thanks man! That’s good advice, and it never crossed my mind she could be bluffing or have another dudes child. I need to investigate more. Yeah I have loads of proof to prove it was all consensual. Lots of texts

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So you think you're making up for your lack of experience now? Does your wife not beg for you? Is it a good relationship?

Shadow people are friendly... Be friends with them!

lady down the street getting divorced and is into me. My wife says that I'm not allowed to fool around with her (since we're friends/neighbors) - although my wife is OK with me fucking other girls as long as we talk about it first.

last night she comes over drunk, and I smoke a bowl. She's very flirty/horny, and constantly trying to hug/touch me. I had a huge boner and we hug close several times, deep intimate hug and I tried to press my hard dick into her. Once we almost made-out but I held firm. I did on purpose try to "accidentally" rub her nipples.. unsure if she noticed or not.

I'm afraid I won't be able to hold out, Yea Forums. She's kinda cute, nice skinny body, almost borderline butterface (but cute enough not to be).

I'm still holding strong, but fuck it's hard to turn down a woman who wants you

Found out my wife is cheating on me. I've been working on getting in my stepdaughters pants as revenge. When I'm abl to get in her pants I'm going to kick my wife out on her ass and keep her younger more attractive 19 year old daughter.

If your wife is okay with you fucking other girls, see how far you can push it by fucking this one...

thats the thing, my wife does beg for me and wants to fuck often enough.
but for some reason I can't fuck her or havent tried to fuck her how I want to. I like taking control and tying girls up, and hair pulling and all that aggresive shit. but with my wife its usually more equal control. I don't know how to change it. so its like instead of fixing my needs in the bedroom, I looked outside my marriage to get some of my sexual desires

Post more text man. That's hot. And pics too if you can.
Sounds like she was a really good fuck.

You fucked her on the floor? Nice!
You fucker her ass on the floor? Double nice!!

I sleep with my older sister for 10 years now. She's 9 years older, 35 by now, and I love everything about her body.

oh I plan on it. The lady is also into my wife and wants to fuck her. My wife likes women as well.
Currently she's mad at me for telling the neighbor that she's bi, but I think i can smooth that out.

I'll have to play it slow over the summer; get them to hang-out and do bestfriend type of stuff, and I'll take her out to the lake on our boat and shit.

I think I'll be able to, but this one I'll have to tread a little more carefully until I can get the two women fucking

Here's some wise words. I never liked that type of shit, and my first gf did. Very very quickly I got much deeper into it than her and now I'm in threads getting off to girls cutting themselves when I tell them to. The point of this is that it's a slippery slope in a good way. Introduce it to your wife, slowly or not, and she'll come around. Just have that same energy with her. She's your wife after all man, you're supposed to love her :(

when i still had friends my primary goal was to see their cock and suck them off

Ahh I gotcha. Well good to see you're gonna try! You'll have to make threads updating us.

fuck off

>when I still had friends
God, I wonder how you lost them

In what way?

I never posted any nude, porn, or otherwise immoral pic on Yea Forums

I never fuckin seed torrents.

:0 we got a freak

That’s what buttholes are for.

i mean do you feel better for saying that here. is this like that moment when you tell the world and we accept you for your bullshit, and everyone lives happily ever after.

what do you think

You are scum, but also smart because seeding is how you get caught. So you're seedy, I can fuck with that.

I am a bit nervous... like I was with an insanely jealous woman (my ex-wife) before this, so I'm not sure how I'll handle being given permission.

Maybe she gave me "permission" just to make it less appealing or something.

It'll be an interesting summer, I have no doubt.

I don't know if I can stay strong until permitted; but I'll do my best. Ugh. I can't think of anything more boner-inducing that a woman telling you she wants to fuck.

damn me and my luck

Are you mad I told you to love your wife?

I was the one who ripped my friends Charizard card in half.

>3 month long affair
>unprotected sex at least 100+ times
3 months = 3 * 30 days = 90 days
100+ times sex, that means more than 100+ times sex

How is it possible to fuck her more than one time a day?

If she's really such a sexual freak, I don't know, maybe she is a keeper?

but I don't really believe you any more, the numbers just don't make sense

Sorry for how long it took. Had to go looking through lots of texts and censor them a bit.

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You telling people to self-harm and getting pleasure out of it.

That is luck. I'm with a jealous woman right now, but I like the idea of being exclusive. I know she'll never cheat and I know I never will and there's a very hot tension surrounding the idea of being with other people of opposite genders. Maybe I'm just weird.

Bro

Might being going to jail. I don't want to go but if I do I am thinking about suicide by cops if I have to. I been institutionalized too much in my life. It made me crazy. I don't want to go back ever again.

nah thats a diffrent story
basically they have a conflict between each other, i was in the middle of them all, didn't pick a side in time

Get your shit together user. Or you will be doing this your whole life. Some advise to married anons. If you are into watching girls shit. Then your wife better let you watch her shit. If you are into feet than your wife better stick her toes in your mouth. If you aren’t man enough to tell your wives what you get off too.. you get a 17 teen year old girl pregnant.

Are you serious... I'm at uni, so I only see my gf on the weekends, but we fuck Friday night, Saturday morning, Saturday night, and Sunday morning minimum. I mean yes, this is very excessive and when summer rolls around I'm sure it'll slow, but fucking twice a day every once in a while is very plausible.

penis in vagina?

The do add up.
We would often get together for 4-6 hours at a time. and we would fuck between 2-4 times during that 4-6 hour hangout. Wife also went out of town once, and she spent 48 hours with me, and we fucked 15-17 times over that peorid. also after work we would fuck 2-3 times over a 2 hour period in my or her car.

uncool, you should leave this board and never come back. We have standards here.

Creep

Why were you institutionalize do you see things or something

Numbers fucking checked. Devil tells you to do it

I'm extremely interested

I should add, I had to completely stop masturbating during this 3 month period to keep up, and it I was still barely able to. she's also a horny 17 year old, who had crazy strong sex drive.

He deserved it he made a move on my sister when she was drunk.

Ahh listen. It's weird. I don't enjoy people hurting themselves when they don't want to. I'm not a sociopath. I just enjoy when people look fucked up whether it be messed up hair, covered in my cum, distant from being fucked good, or in this case bleeding. It's really rooted from periods, but I'm a bit of a sadist so a few small cuts and bruises are hot to me. I've seen it go too far though and that's not me. And like I said, I'd never encourage it outside of forums where people seek it. Last thread the girl had a razor, gun, and pills and said what do? I mean what did she expect? That's the scenario where I can have a little fun with it!

>get together for 4-6 hours at a time
>fuck between 2-4 times during that
>she spent 48 hours with me
>we fucked 15-17 times over that period
>after work we would fuck 2-3 times over a 2 hour period in my or her car.
Are you serious? She is a sex champ!

I would really like you to describe the 48 hours with the 15-17 fucks time with her.
Sounds amazing. I supposed you did everything to her right? Post details please.

How long will the jail sentence be?

I did 30 days (sentenced to 45 - good behavior) in the county clink, and it wasn't bad.

The lady cooking made awesome food, and I got out on work release. Had a cool roommate.

Typical day would be:
Get up at 6am breakfast.
Shower
Leave for work 8am
work all day, relishing my "freedom" (I could drive around and shit for my job)
Go home 5pm
Supper at 6pm
Read for like two hours and then go to bed at like 8pm.
Repeat each work-day

The only sucky time was weekends. Lots of naps and reading on those days

I bought a company not out of sage business acumen.

Ahh I've experienced this many times in my life... Same with people close to me. It's shitty really.

mhm yeah dude i get you, alright, sure.

whatever. thats great that youre a sadist. real fucking great.

these fucking people

Exactly. Your wife is with you forever. You need to be open and she needs to be willing. And it certainly goes both ways.

Yes a lot of bad things but idk I'm just tired of it I do good then get in trouble for something stupid I mean I guess if I'm in and out fine but if I have to do 1 year or more I don't want to go crazy again. It took me so long to adjust to society I still can't function I feel at times. Like shawshank redemption that old guy hung himself because he couldn't fit back to society for guys who been in and out a lot since teenagers it happens. Noone hangs themselves but usually commit crimes again and end back in jail.

Okay I’ll post the details of those days. Also more texts, yeah it’s why I kept having the affair for 3 months instead of just a 1 time thing

I don't know if I could. Light choking, spanking, bondage, etc has been really encouraged by her, but sometimes I feel like something takes over me and I want to go further and I have to stop myself. I don't know if I could control myself, which is weird because I love her more than anything in the world.

I would seek help like from a family member or maybe look online.

Wow I'm really feeling the respect right now.

Shot forgot the text

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What do you even mean.

Agree, win win imo. But many of you have a tendency to stretch the truth. She’s probably ugly as fuck, but so is your wife.

>I just usually pulled out
You are a special kind of stupid and deserve everything that happens for your stupidity.

Wrong reply, sorry lad. Also this is the devil telling you to harm yourself. I also just got done doing some drugs, it’s very common for me to see 666 when I’m doing bad.

God speaks to you, pay attention.

I would like to stop being petty and if anything get caught for white collar crimes

Agree, win win imo. But many of you have a tendency to stretch the truth. She’s probably ugly as fuck, but so is your wife.

My step sister and I are planning on cutting ties with are family's and running away together.

Hey we need pics of your thot

Different anons, but I have no reason to stretch the truth. Neither of us are ugly. I ended up here out of pure degeneracy.

>be me
>alleyway down the side of my house where chav kids hang around
>walking up there i see a group of 5 girls
>hey user will you go in the shop dor us please?
>why?
>we want cider
>notoldenough.PNG
>what do I get?
>chubby one in group steps foeard
>ill let you see my tits
>fuckit
>cider bought and back for the bewbs
>chubby one drops her top and I'm already getting hard
>pull cock out and start to jack it
>she's grining the others are laughing but can't stop looking
>she stands there rubbing her tits
>I nut 4 big strings of cum shooting like 4ft they all look amazed.
>they all start laughing and she pulls her top back up
>I say thanks they say thanks
>wife asks whysosweaty.mov
>i ran back to the shop cause I forgot something

Saw the girl a while after, there's like a special school for them all.

Might ask if she wants to fuck

Good luck. I hope you two find happiness.

>it never crossed my mind she could be bluffing or have another dudes child
Goddamn the more comments of yours I read the more stupid you sound. Are you retarded? How the fuck are you 27 and don't know that females are lying conniving bitch ass whores?

I strangle, beat, mutilate stray dogs for fun

so the 48 hour fuck session happened early in the physical part of the affair.
>we had fucked about 5-6 times before this
>told her wife was going out of town for weekend
>told her I would get a hotel we could stay in, she agreed
>at the time I was nervous having her stay at my place because of my fear, she would leave an article of clothing or something behind and wife would find it
>i purchase silk rope, leather cuffs, blind fold, and lube, i plan on having fun with her
> i rented a suite at a nearby hotel
>when we finish work saturday we she meets me at the hotel
>she has skinny body, with small perky tits, but a nice ass. she is mixed
>first thing we do is tear our clothes off and fuck on the king bed.

>for some reason I can't fuck her or havent tried to fuck her how I want to
I want to punch you in the face now. You won't try to fuck your wife like you want to? Did it ever occur to you that she might LIKE it? Probably not, because YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING MORON

Yeah you always get a paternity test. And whatever you do, don't sign the birth certificate! Be busy when the child is born and thank me later.

Second this.

Have her take the tests while you watch.

Teenagers do that shit all the time. Especially if they don’t want the relationship to end.

How are you un employed despite having the most desirable degree in the world .

mmmm i'm hard

fuck me pls

I don't mind niggers, they are pretty cool sometimes

>cs degree
>desirable
Is it? I don't feel it.
I just lack complete confidence, I have left my virginity and no existence self esteem ruin my life. And I don't know how to fix my life.

If she was ugly I wouldn’t have cheated on my wife with her
Yes it’s only fair
From that night

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Aww lil pups?

I have a CS degree too, let's just say there's a lot of people with CS degrees who have no social skills or drive whatsoever.

Go see a therapist you obviously need guidance

You can fix your life, by taking one step at a time.

Me and my cousin are 35 and we have been flirting for around 2 years now, we have fucked 3 times and I've came inside her all 3 times the problem is she has got "feelings" now and wants a secret relationship and all the shit that comes with it and all I want todo is fuck her

I'm also married

Makes sense

I have tasted my shit and piss. I've jerked off with my own puke and diarrhea. I am general just a nasty pervert.

yes puppies too

>no ass

I got into bbc because of Yea Forums and I like it

No money at all.
When I had some money I went to a therapist and it helped, even managed to go for the first time in cinema with a girl and go out for drinks with a girl and another time for dinner, but it ended badly.
As long as I don't have a job and I live in my parents basement therapy can't help me.
But I don't know how I can make this first step.
The first step is finding a job.
Even getting interviews is hard despite being overqualified and not having a minimum wage.
And even when I get to interviews when they ask the obligatory hobbies, interests, family, marrieds, friends questions I fuck up and they never call or deny.

To tell you how bad it is, I even went to an interview for telephone helpdesk position, and although the shit was easy, I told them I don't care how low the pay is, I don't care how long I have to work, they asked the trick questions about social life and shit and they rejected me.

I got 5 wins in apex legends

You fucked her in the ass?
Wow, she is really beautiful.
Post more pictures and text and description what happened that night.

Yeah that pic doesn’t do her ass an justice at all

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I want to fuck an older woman.
Something about the thought of dumping my nut in a barren womb makes me diamonds.

Nice

Its pretty easy. Women over 45 will put out for a younger guy at the drop of a hat. You could just walk up to them in the grocery store and ask. Unless you are fat and ugly.

>we did missionary first
>we fucked with her riding me
> and doing doggie on the bed.
> and I used the silk rope to tie her feet together
> and the leather cuffs to tie her hands together
> I blindfolded her with one of my ties
> placed her on the bed on all fours with her head also against on the bed and her hands on top of her head
> I spanked her slowly at first
>and kept hitting her harder with each stroke
>every 3rd-4th I would stop and run my finger across her wet pussy and slide them inside for a bit.
> then go back to spanking her till her ass was bright red and she could handle the pain any more

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>and I used the silk rope to tie her feet together
>and the leather cuffs to tie her hands together
>I blindfolded her with one of my ties
>placed her on the bed on all fours with her head also against on the bed and her hands on top of her head
Please tell me you fucked her asshole balls deep in this position!!!

On May 8, I, a male friend of mine, and a girl I have known for years, will engage in a threesome at a local hotel. We will be fucking for several hours straight. The girl is not married, but both my friend and I are married. Neither spouse knows this will take place, nor are they invited.

I'm in my early 30s married but I'm pretty fit.
I'm not all that confident and tend to be a little anxious

I steal my cousin's dirty thongs and cum violently while smelling her asshole.

Will it be a MFM or FMF threesome?
Cool either way, have fun.

I did, but not that night. I didn’t get her into anal until 2 weeks later. But I laid the ground work that night

> I fingered her ass a lot and tongue fucked it while fingering her pussy.
> she had never felt that before and it really turned her on
> i convinced her anal would feel even better than that

Pic is of the rope and cuffs and lube

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This will blow up in your face.

Not very impressive. Her ass only looks like that because she sucks in and arches her back in every pic.
All goes do.

If it's a MFM make sure you DP her in every way
>pussy + ass
>pussy + mouth
>ass + mouth
>plenty of pussy to mouth, ass to mouth, etc

MFM, no bi/gay stuff involved.

I took a shit at work and didn’t flush

Sadly, and I mentioned anal, that is off the fucking table, mainly because although my cock isn't big, it's thick and that "bothers her." LOL But I will respect boundaries.

you are a fucking monster. why do dis?

Uh huh, sure there won't. You'll be slurping his balls user. Tell the truth.

One of my cousins kids is mine but no one but my cousin and I know. I dont want to loos my wife and she doesn't want to loos her boyfriend.

Sound good
That's unfortunate.
Try to convince her that this is the chance of a lifetime and she should experience having both her ass and pussy filled at the same time.
Just use plenty of lube and it doesn't matter, she will like it.
I hope you convince her.

Will you use condoms or is she on the pill?

no man, no.

luckily for me, the odds of her getting preggo is about 0. no condoms for me, but my friend has to wear them at her request because she doesn't know him as well as she knows me -- and she and i have been fucking for years

I've used cam sites to fap with girls of a questionable age

I'm a 26yo guy who has 14yo boyfriend

Yes, yes. You will do it. You want to, so do it.

is your age questionable, or theirs?

zero chance bro

>one has to wear condom
>anal is off the table
That's a lot of boundaries for a threesome.
Is the bitch crazy?
She's being banged by two cocks and she tries to "keep boundaries"? lmao
Just go crazy on her and in all her holes and in every way and just agree on a safeword to stop when she says it.
Otherwise it's boring.

Theirs. Very much theirs

Talked my friend into getting blacked in the ass for my own entertainment

She turned 18 last december

its still an ass I enjoyed fucking

5’2 thin brunette with braces and a bubble butt

Good for you

she's had bad anal experiences before and doesn't want to chance it .... maybe on third session/meeting, but on this the first one....no way

I need help.

I am in severe debt. Please help me.

https:- www.gofundme.com- 73a9yf-save-my-life

not cool man

Oh no doubt user. I'd fuck her, Fuck her in every way we could imagine together. But I'm just saying that ass aint worth bragging over.

????????

do not fap to underage chicks.

Plenty of good prime pussy looking for attention. I'm happy to oblige

nude pics or it didn't happen

>maybe on third session/meeting
Ah ok, it's cool then.
She's a real trooper for wanting to have a threesome again.
Go easy on her now and by the third session you will fuck her in the ass.

Did you never go on omegle as a kid?

if it's underage, it's not prime.
it's jailbait

no man

Dont live beyond your means, nigger. you made your bed. now fucking lie in it.

my wife actually has a nicer/fatter ass

id love to post nudes of her, but i can't with her age :(

i keep hoping it goes so well it becomes a regular thing we do

Different user, but I never go to video omegle.
Most cams are of dicks and when I find a girl I'm too much of a pussy to turn on cam.

You gotta work through the shit, but every now and then you will get a girl who is just up for it.

Last year found out my wife was cheating on me, the son we had together wasn't actually mine. Secret is, I was miserable with her and fucking younger, kinkier girls all the time. She was dumb enough to get caught, I wasn't, so I got the lions share in the divorce, no support, and get to go live my best life getting sympathy pussy on top of it all.

Yea, I've had success, its been a few years since ive done that. sometimes it was hours in between finding girls. not really worth it imo. as I got a little older i realized I could just go pick up a fat/past her prime/drunk bar skank with less effort actually.

Now that im married i limit myself to POF/tinder when my wifes out of town. pretty easy to find pussy if you lower your standards.

Details, user. What did she do? How’d you find out and how’s the pursuit of the step daughter going?

> boat
> not privileged

Your posts are offensive to some of us. You should donate to NAACP.

I've been thinking about doing this. How do you avoid friends of your wife seeing your tinder or POF profile?

My aunt was the coolest. She let me watch porn and tought me how to masterbait when I was younger. I didn't get to have sex with herShe wouldn't let me.

My wife is having an affair with her boss im to scared to do anything about it, her panties are always covered in seamen when I do the washing, it's crushing me and how weak I am

I have a crush on my girlfriend's boss.

Fuck you

Ok, so this is me, and I have an update

My wife and I talked over noon, and I'm pretty sure she just gave me permission to fuck other women as long as I don't tell her, and she can't know them either.

So while I think I can still get her and my neighbor into a threesome (or some sort of mutual triangle), my wife says she doesn't want to eat where she shits, so to speak.

So we'll see how the summer progresses.

Otherwise yeah I was a bit shocked,

Her: "... and if you do have an affair don't tell me"

Me: "so like take it to the grave?"

Her: "I just don't want you feeling guilty and then telling me to get that guilt off you and now making me share in it as well."

So, ahh, time to find whores I guess?

I really want me and my girlfriend to start have more threesomes/group sex with mine and her friends

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Ruthless, I love it

Go on