>be 28 years old virgin >sunday evening >go out to a party with group of friends >big party like 200-300 people >used to have big crush on one of the girls in the group, but she rejected me couple of times in the past >drink a lot at the party, because I cant socialize without alcohol >dance with the girls from the group >take break and go outside for a smoke >come back, can't find my friends, they are obviously around, they wouldnt leave without me. but couldnt find them at the moment >go get a beer, and sit down for a bit >some random girl that looks really drunk walks by, looks at me a waves me over to dance with her. >dance with her for a bit, she's fun but actually quite drunk >I was drunk too, but she was way more. like not gonna remember the evening next day type of drunk >we sit down a bit and chat about random shit, like jobs and whatnot, she is 22 >she starts making out with me, I was kinda like stunned (because im loser and shit like this doesnt happen to me) but I went with it. >we are making out and she wants me to kiss her neck. I kiss her neck and she is audibly moaning at this point >after while of this I notice the former crush girl friend standing nearby and looking at us >I am shy and awkward person and don't like people watching me making out, so I told the girl I was making out with to go outside >we chill a bit outside together (lets call her Barbara), make out some more, then smoke cigarettes >suddenly a girl friend of Barbara appears and is like worried and angry because she was looking for Barbara for long time and Barbara was visibly drunk >I tell her I was looking after Barbara the last hour or so, and nothing happened and its fine >she calms down, but she wants to leave the party with barbara and go home >I ask barbara for phone number, she gives it to me but like she is drunk and had hart time remembering.
>at this point I was thinking nothing is going to come out of this, and the number is probably wrong anyway, and I didn't even know her surname >they have some guy friend driving them and he is waiting for them now, so they are leaving >Barbara suddenly tells me that I should go with her >I really wanted to go, but I had my car with me at the party (my car, but I wasn't driving, the crush girl was), also didn't want to leave my friends >decide to go with Barbara anyway >try to call the guys from the group. they are all sorta drunk and nobody is answering the calls >write a message that I won't be coming home with them and to take my car and dont wait for me, send it to everyone from the group >we are now driving with barbara and her friends to next city, where they live. while me and barbara make out in the backseat >we arrive at Barbara's flat, me and Barbara go out of the car. >the girl friend looks worried at Barbara and sorta tells her quietly that she hopes I won't sleep with her. (I could hear it though) >barbara mutters something and they leave >Barbara seemed sobered up a bit at this point >we go together in her flat >she goes to toilet >now the guy from the group finally calls me back (I called him like 15 times before and that message) >I explain the situation, he's fine with it >barbara comes out, and I go to toilet too >I piss and wash my dick in the sink >Come out of the toilet, now she is sorta lying in her bed and tells me to come over to sleep too >I undress and go to the other side of the bed and lie down like idiot, thinking maybe she doesn't want to fuck. >we lie down and she starts making out with me again >I finger her while we make out >i remove her bra, or attempt to, fail and tell her to take it off herself >bit later I go down on her >its dark in the room, she switched off the lights before we went to bed >me being virgin have no fucking idea what I am doing, cant see shit either >she is moaning though, so it's probably ok
>after some time she cums >oh boy here we fucking go >I undress my underwear, put on condom >I am barely hard, even though she was wet as fuck and moaning all the time, and it was hot >have a bit hard time sticking it in >finally we fuck >idk what im doing, the sex doesn't really feel great. she is just lying there, making me do everything >like 20 minutes into the sex, I realize I am not even close to cumming and barely have an erection >i pull my dick out, and tell her to suck me off >she is sucking me off and its not really doing anything for me, and she is using way too much teeth for the bj >i go back to fucking her >I was actually getting tired from fucking her, I faked orgasm and pulled out. threw away the condoms, and went to bathroom to piss and wash hands >after that we cuddled for like 30 minutes >eventually she grabbed my dick again and was giving me this half-assed handjob, while i was fingering her >she cums again >she wants me to fuck her again >she lies on her stomach now, while I try fucking her from behind >it was sorta like one of the prone bone position, but my dick isnt really big and she is bit chubby, so i was barely in >eventually manage to cum from this >we go back to cuddling >she falls asleep on my arm while we spoon after a while >I'm really uncomfortable with the arm under her head, cant sleep >eventually manage to free myself from under her, but still cant sleep
>lie down for like 2-3 hours while trying to think about what happened >realize I feel absolutely nothing, was just glad I didnt make complete retard out of myself, since i managed to make her cum >28 years of being virgin and now I had sex with hot girl, and I felt absolutely no satisfaction >the sex wasnt really that great >she eventually wakes up, and we are sorta chilling in bed cuddling and spooning >she has to go to work soon (who goes out partying while they have work next day?) >have about hour before she has to go >the cuddling evolves into another sex >i once again am barely erect, eventually just fake cumming, idk why maybe because i was still drunk and couldnt really get hard enough >we fool around for bit more >eventually we get up and like wash and stuff, dress up. >we leave the flat and she goes to work, while i go with her >i call my brother to come pick me up >now its easter monday morning >czech tradition of going to houses and drinking, get drunk as fuck again >eventually arrive home in evening >crush girl drives my car to my house >go to sleep >today morning, i wake up, look out of the window and see my car has dented roof >wtf.jpg >try to think back how it could happen >probably some drunk idiots from the party climbed my car and dented it somehow >the crush girl has no idea how it happened, she didnt even notice >i sorta like fix the dents from inside by hand, but it's still quite visible >now I'm thinking what to write Barbara >didn't really feel like onenight stand thing, i even asked her before i left her and she told me she wants to meet me again
At least you are not virgin anymore and you can move on with your life, good job
John Williams
i guess I made it afterall, after all these years of being depressed because nobody liked me
through some stupid luck
Jose Long
Tldr
Jeremiah Johnson
had sloppy sex, not virgin anymore
Xavier Ortiz
As long as you're happy OP, it's all that matters. Pro tip: sex is worthless, unless you have a connection with said person. But then it's moreso making love than having sex
