ITT: invaluable stuff that video games has taught you

ITT: invaluable stuff that video games has taught you.

All flamabile or explosive items are kept in red barrels for easy identification.

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Bullets can be found on the ground

Getting shot doesn’t really hurt, as long as you find enough protection.

If you can’t find body armor, then you just need to hide somewhere for a few seconds

Break each and every Amphora you happen to come across.

All locks can be opened with a bobby pin and a screwdriver

If you need to run somewhere, carry a knife in your hand. You will be faster.

Plumbers don’t fix leaks, they spend all their time fighting animals and looking for their girlfriend

If you happen to fall down a chasm on the fringe of your favourite go-kart track, you don't need to worry: A tortoise on a cloud will fish you out of it.

The princess is in another castle. In fact, she's in the last castle, so why not just go straight there and save yourself hours?

With the right pants, you can easily carry 15 weapons and 3 types of grenades