So I’ve been thinking about cutting my pinky toe off for a while now. It all started when me and my friends watched a video off some dude cutting his index finger off for a bet. We started daring each other and shit and it came down to me saying imma cut my pinky toe off. Needless to say I’ll get a shit ton of cash. I looked into it quite a bit and it seems like missing the pinky wouldn’t be too bad, it’s actually pretty useless for balance such things and will disappear in the future due to evolution. Still feel like I gotta do some research on it and wasn’t sure where to ask, so I figured b would work and maybe even bring back some of the magic from years ago. So my main questions are how I could cut it off as painlessly as possible and what funny shit I could do with a severed pinky. Already figured I’d eat one of them, not sure about the other one though. Might mail it to some vegan organization or something. Any input is welcome!! Obviously I’ll post videos and such once it happens
So I’ve been thinking about cutting my pinky toe off for a while now...
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This might be the best idea i have ever heard. You should tell your mother!
rethink what the fuck are you doing with your life.
Retard
make sure you get that money, the money involved, first, in your hand, and it's deposited, before you decide to amputate anything fam
Also wondering if there are any ways to prevent blood poisoning/infection or whatever. How to sterilize and seal the wound basically
You deserve to die from this tbh
burn it onto the lava pits of hell you and your degenerate ilc spawned from
why not cut off your dick too while you're at it
Obviously this greatly inspired me too
Evolution will fucking end humanity too someday. Why not helping it and kys?
Just stick your toe in pic related and jump as high as you can. You probably won't even notice it getting cut off.
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Might actually be a good idea to use this thing
I would need at least 100k to even consider this
You do realize that when you inevitably go to the hospital for this, you will be locked in the psychiatric wing because they will consider you a danger to yourself and commit you involuntarily?
I get where you’re coming from
protip don't cut your toe off you'll regret it I promise
Shitty advice this far, reconsidering posting the video.
Idiot. Even considering everything here is a lie you are an idiot
>shitty advice so far
you are a retard, don't fucking cut it off
Ill cut it off anyways so if anyone has good ideas as to what funny things one could do with a cut off toe let me know
Fuck all these normies telling you not to do it. Have them bring cash, and sign a contract.
As for what you can do with it, the world's your oyster dude. I wouldn't mail it as that's probably a felony, possibly assault (?) and easily tracable back to you. Maybe slip it in one of the friends who's involved food? Frame it and hang it on the wall? Super glue it on your dick and make a dickicorn?
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Thank you!! Thats what i was thinking too what the fuck happened that no one is interested in shit like this anymore. As for the cash, you can bet your ass that I’ll make sure I actually get the money before cutting it off. And slipping it into someone’s food has got to be one of the best ideas of the century, thats exactly the type of thing i was looking for! Maybe dice it up and mix it into chili or something like that?
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Hahaha yes! And play the episode of South Park where Cartman does the same thing and just STARE at him while he's eating it. Don't say a word, let his mind do all the work
OP go for it lol that sounds cool lol only thing part is people are going to be like " damn you only have 4 toes on that foot! what happened to it " and you'll answer" I got money for amputating it lol" which sounds pretty funny imo
Sterilize tools, area, and toe, cut off blood flow to toe, remove toe at joint, cauterize, sterilize, bandage with gauze, replace bandages and clean with alcohol and peroxide twice a day. Toes are the easiest to amputate
Thank you guys so much! Almost restored my hope in this board, greatly appreciate all the suggestions and advice on how/what to do. I’ll do it later this summer, so just keep an eye out for a few months. Will definitely be posting the results for you guys, fuck everyone else in this thread to death youre the real ones. Much love
God speed you wonderful bastard.
Block bloodpressure with rubber bands and do heroin
First of all, let me say that if honestly do this, in my opinion you're beyond mentally damaged.
But hey, fuck it, right?
Numb the fuck out of your foot, ice bath it.
Bolt Cutters, the best ones you can buy, seriously.
Aftercare, holy shit dude, you just cut off a toe, go to a damn hospital.
Oh right, you're a tard.
Ok, copious amounts of isotropic alcohol, gonna hurt like hell.
Honestly, skin grafting might be needed, but, you're a tard.
Clean regularly, warm soaks, alcohol, sterile bandages, and don't fucking walk on it! Dude we're talking weeks off your damn feet for this to heal right!!! You fucking tard!!!
Anyways, I hope you don't do it, but fuck man whatever, and like some other dude already said you better have that money in hand.