Top signs you are a failure as a man:

no u

sounds like you're just too poor to afford the finer things in life...

....and the number sign you are not a real man is, never made a woman cum more than once in one sexual act.

Who honestly give a fuck?

OP has proven to be a massive shallow faggot only yearning for what the "top class" society wants you to do, perfectly adapting like a puppet
Great, now I hope you recruited some minions and the rest of us all can go back to our incels, trap, share and ylyl threads

God this thread just screams, " I have a small penis and I am a victim of male pattern baldness with a wife who is screwing the plumber."

Not that user but you're a fucking idiot if you spend a fortune to tell the time.

>Detaching yourself from society with an aura of sarcasm and irony.

I earn a quarter mil and I ain’t interested in any of that shit

Materialism. Fucking pleb. Wow way to go.
>Look at me mom I own an expensive piece of jewelry called a watch but trust me I'm not a faggot.
No one believes you.