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not awful, been hitting the gym and shaving my legs more so i'm getting closer and closer
I assume you're working on the legs and butt?
of course, and dropping tummy fat which is the hardest part
Just walking and doing core exercises should help, also less than 2,000 calories a day can really help too. If you're willing to do a low cal diet. Also I don't mean to leave, and I won't just yet, but I am getting very tired, bad habit of staying up. Just letting you know if I stop posting.
>tfw no big dicked bottom horseboy
yeah, that's what i've been trying. I don't eat meat so my calorie intake is pretty low compared to normal people
and don't worry about it
please no more fem shit
You gonna suck my dick if I post something else?
what are u gonna do about it
It's just not fair.
Time to go to uni so I can genetically engineer them I guess.
please do, that'll be an extraordinary biological advancement.
the only thing you will ever engineer in your sad pathetic life will be the cum stains on your boy friend's undercothes
>tfw you're too ugly to engineer cumstains on your hypothetical bf's underclothes.
>he hasnt joined the best discord server on the face of the planet yet.
YIKES,SWEATY!
discord.
gg/Mqe36gm
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If nothing else, it'll get me out of the house.
Okay that's pretty fucking cute, especially his top.
>tfw I'm not his top
Thanks for thinking I'll get a boyfriend.
I really appreciate your positivity this Easter
You gotta be attractive to engineer cumstains on someone.
Not at all, my friend.
If I can get laid, so can you (granted neither of us actually came, but that was meds, not for lack of trying).
People take one look at me and they're like, "Yeah... Hes not attractive enough for sex."
It's not all about looks. I'm sure you're being too hard on yourself anyway. It's not a bad idea to work on your looks regardless, by working out, getting a decent haircut, dressing well. It's important to feel good about yourself too.
Be kind, loving, and funny, those are also good ways to get a guy.
Have a bit more confidence in yourself and I'm sure you'll find someone who will let you ruin their clothes with cumstains.
>It's not all about looks. I'm sure you're being too hard on yourself anyway.
This guy still hasent responded and bunch of the other guys on the feed havent responded in weeks.
Every time I give face pics its the same thing, over, and over, and over, and over again.
At least the ones that block me give some response they dont like my ugly face.
This thread needs krystal
Grindr is a mixed bag. I had to stop using it after 50 year old fat dudes kept harassing me.
Dating and hook-up apps are pretty shitty for your self esteem I've found, try looking for things in a more natural manner (I know that's hard for us fags).
I've had more success on here and infinite chan. I know my looks aren't 10/10 but I can be pretty funny and charming, so it's nice to have something established before revealing what we look like.
In this case he might have just passed out. Getting home at 9am sounds rough to me.
discord
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>krystal
no, no it does not
theres an sfur thread around here somewhere
awesome I have a daddy fetish and 50 year olds are perfect
I think the fact that people frequently stop messaging me or immediately block me is a good enough prior evidence its the same case.
And ive tried here, and infinity. No one is interested. You keep making excuses.
>he hasnt joined the best discord server on the face of the planet yet.
YIKES,SWEATY!
discord.
gg/Mqe36gm
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look if you're in your 20s and still haven't had sex you must be unattractive because pedos are everywhere
Im 27
Post face
hang on just a little while longer and you will have wizard powers!
I'm willing to bet I'm talking to Nibi aren't I
Why? All id get is you straight up lying to me to laugh at false confidence that im not unattractive. Or you'd just tell me the truth and laugh at how ugly I am.
Sage goes in the options field. ESPECIALLY for homo-queer threads.
>/thread.
It wasn't quite my cup of tea, and the messages they sent weren't exactly attractive either.
Are you talking about grindr or other places too? If I had to go by my time on dating apps I too would be an unwanted troglodyte.
>You keep making excuses
They're not excuses, I'm just thinking of reasons as to why. There are people who are ugly as sin who are in relationships, and getting laid is easier than that.
If you don't feel you're good enough, then improve.
You can either keep trying, or just accept it and buy a daki and pocket butt and be done with it.
I rather get laid.
Jesus fuck if you were actually like a 7/10 that pathetic outlook on life is enough to make you repulsive. Grow a damn spine furfag, get off this zhit website, it's only rotting you.
yep this has to be Nibi
Guys he's been whining and moaning about not having sex for literal years. Countless people have tried and failed to help him. Best you can do is point and laugh at his retarded idea of the world and how it works.
>There are people who are ugly as sin who are in relationships
Then maybe they arent ugly?
>If you don't feel you're good enough, then improve.
Im already looksmax
That literally wouldnt matter for Chad.
If you actually wanted to help, bend over and leme fuck your ass.
Is that the long/medium haired dude who got posted here a while ago?
>Then maybe they arent ugly?
Trust me, they are.
>Im already looksmax
Then you're lying about something or there's something wrong in your mind.
Chads are confident by definition, no?
I like how the gay threads have more bondage than the straight ones.
>Trust me, they are.
They arent and you're being a judgmental asshole. How do YOU get laid with that mindset?
>Plant flower seed
>Flower sprouts from the ground
>Idiot: "Trust me, that is NOT a flower seed!"
Oh you're trolling me, I should have known better I guess.
Apologies for shitting up the thread, friends.
Explain how someone ugly gets sex then?
I mean once you're ready to fuck a man's asshole there's not much you won't do
Hey there, friends. I've recently realised that I'm probably bi-curious. I've been a handholdless virgin for all 23 years of my life. I'm okay with the idea of having sex with someone of the same gender, but I don't find men attractive at all. I think this is happening because I got tired of wanking off to the same thing all the time and my brain just "expanded my horizons". Did anybody ever feel the same way, too?
no
I just was a flaming faggot when I was 9 and I've even had sex with girls and it repulses me. I also had sexual experiences with both genders by the time I was 13 so no I don't feel that way at all
but how does one find people to have sex with
Yep same here soon to be 23yro kv.
well if you're like me you grow up with people all around you in the neighborhood at church at school at sports and you meet people and those people get you to meet other people and you keep in touch with the people you like and before you know it you just want to be alone and hide from all the people you know but you just can't
as far as sex? its just a thing that happens between social people. if you aren't socializing for things way beyond sex, you aren't going to find sex.
Dont be ugly and dont get old.
I tried Tinder and OkCupid a couple times with no luck. I wouldn't be able keep a conversation going if my life depended on it. I mostly looked for women, occasionaly trying men. But i just don't find men attractive so would always skip. One chick told me i shouldn't use Tinder so i just deleted it there and then and i gave that shit up for good.
... did the chick give you reasons?
>took advice from "one chick"
you gotta have a little bit more self-confidence than that bro
Not really. I'm just really bad with people, especially complete strangers.
Wish I could get my dick sucked and milked like that...
Getting laid is ez
That's pretty gay though.
Why cant I get it then?
1 second apart.
neat.
Planning to die a khv. Its what I deserve.
Be 28
Be chubby
Fuck around with femboys all the time
It's easy and you just have to want it bad enough to actually get it
Who did this?!?!?!
Beat you by 1 second haha faggot take that!
I have a few boys to choose from. Just put yourself out there and mingle.
I
Post so I know what I should aim for.
That low resolution though...
easy for you to say.
>be me
>23 yo
>195cm
>145 kg
>basically an absolute unit
>most intimate thing i ever did in my life with another person is a handshake
>0 communication skills
>only person i ever loved rejected me
>even less self-confidence
>as a consequence start drinking and smoking
yes it's really fucking easy to get laid bruh
Motherfucker ive been doing that for 12 years. My late teens and early 20s were wasted hanging out with stoners, grunge, jocks, nerds and ive been to stupid ass parties that my time would have better been spent training to be a wizard.
Lmao, this.
Imagine be so self-absorbed that because you got what you wanted you see the whole world as your own story that everyone can do what you can do.
People have no abstract thought, fucking stupid.
TBH, I really think this is Poppy. She seems the sort to browse Yea Forums. Huge fan BTW.
Dude it really is. I'm chubby and not some chiseled god. Yet I manage to have a decently varied and productive sex life.
You need to just interact with people. Regardless of your communication skills. Someone will fancy you if you are genuine and honest.
Too bad I don't know you on Discord. I'd love to actually help.
what the fuck are trying to say?
I never partied much. I am just social. Also being a barista helped me gather social skills.
I met a few on furry sites and servers.
You can even link up with guys via Twitter with little to no effort.
So if people aren't getting laid, its because they obviously don't want it bad enough.
Who knows
You got laid, your simian brain registers that everyone can and got laid.
>Try in person, doesnt work
>Try on dating sites, doesnt work
>Try on chan sites, doesnt work
>Try on furry sites, doesnt work
>Try on hookupsites, doent work
Ive tried harder than you.
Honestly i just gave up. I recently made peace with the fact that I'll live life alone and with time start wanking off to more and more depraved shit until i die. Or maybe start training my wizard skills.
Bro I've used
Pounced, Twitter, Ferzu, FA, DA, various Discord and Telegram Servers, grindr, furry dating sites, hell even CL
You sure about that?...
Or you can talk to AD furs on Twitter and link up at a con...
Trump 2020!
Ive tried all of those and even some of the nastier ones. Grinder and hornet were the ones that I had the most success. I had a few guys talk to me at least on those,but werent interested.
You said you havent even been to parties, I bet you havent tried bars either.
You two are absolutely insufferable.
Gimme it just once and ill never speak again.
I have been to a handful of parties in my high school days. Never fancied the bar scene. I only went there went friends to bullshit maybe 6 times in my life?
I'm not attractive at all. I just think that my forward nature is what does the trick.
Idk. I'm ugly af and still get laid.
Kind of why I think anyone else can. I bet most of you are more attractive and farther along in than me. Soooo.
Also I used some rather embarrassing furry sites.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You could always try rape
No u
Where I live a furry con would would be burned to the ground within hours. Also I'm not into the whole furry community thing. Don't really know the terms lol
You are more attractive than me.
Attraction is a thing rewarded, and primarily with sex.
If I cant get it, but you can. You are obviously more attractive.
Yeah, how about I start with you.
Or maybe its the way you carry yourself?
Are you dominant or submissive?
Dom, not overbearing.
I usually make the first move.
You shouldn't have an issue. Bottoms are p easy to link up with.
I suggest going to Twitter and meeting some.
Twitter isnt a sex site.
You're obviously not really using Twitter or going to AD accounts.
Hmmm I kind of want to talk to you guys more outside of the Chan.
After a week of being depressed and lethargic, I made myself work out today after a week, life is gooooooooood.
How the fuck would you go on twitter for fucking?
How would you even help?
Give you some advice and help you link up with someone
Mmf, always loved that position.
Imagine thinking advice is somehow better than 12 years of experience.
Heard it all before. The wall I cant climb over is my face.
I dont know what position I would like. Ill never try any of them. I dont even know how it would feel with someone against me.
Your daily reminder:
>FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM AIDS! >FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM AIDS! >FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM AIDS! >FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM AIDS! >FAGGOTS RUIN EVERYTHING AND YOU WILL ALL DIE FROM AIDS!
Ever try anything on yourself?
I wont die from aids since ill never get sex to get aids.
I'd probably be down with that but I'm afraid it'd most likely be a waste of your time though.
Tried pillowed with a condom. Felt way better than masturbating. That doesnt really translate well to being inside an actual person though.
but have you tried that with something in the rear?
Put fingers in my ass during showering, didnt like it. Extremely uncomfortable.
Im about one wine bottle in, should I try grindr again?
maybe try something other than fingers, and with some formal lube
Grindr is for people with STD's.
How about, No?
I tried that once, the problem is with position. If you crouch down it's a lot easier to do and with a lot less discomfort.
You offering to let me fuck you? I dont have any other options here.
But nary a thing greater than a gushing prostate orgasm.
I doubt we'd even be in the same state, and also I'm married.
You mean squat? I did that in the shower.
tried it a couple times, couldn't find the prostate.
Fucking someone and giving them a prostate orgasm is better.
Then dont fuckign tell me what to do.
I WASN'T.
I WAS JUST JUDGING YOU.
Like how you cheat on your wife because your an ungrateful, entitled asshole?
WELL I GUESS YOU'VE GOT ME THERE.
But I didn't stoop so low as to use grindr to cheat on her.
I didnt cheat on anyone. I'm just trying to get laid.
If I had your wife my life would be complete and I would have no reason to chase after other people like the retarded loser that you are.
Let me put the work in then. ;3
We're still together, and I've taken all the necessary steps for her to forgive me, and I am not proud of what I have done. Yet you don't have anyone who loves you enough to forgive you for your trespasses, you've not yet come across anyone who would even be willing to fuck you out of pity.
That only proves your shitty personality didnt land you her. And my looks are the only thing holding me back.
And asshole like you can score a girl yet im shit out of luck because of my face.
You are absolute scum.
I weighed like 260 pounds when I met her, the only thing I had going for me WAS my personality. Everyone makes mistakes, which only proves that you've just got a shit personality.
>I weighed like 260 pounds when I met her, the only thing I had going for me WAS my personality.
260 lbs and your face was Chad to her, idiot.
I wanna fuck you now user. :3
Also I am confused if this guy actually cheated or is just actively looking for others to lay with.
Explain to me how my personality got me rejected here.
I am not actively looking for people to fuck.
My personality was chad to her, no one else wanted to fuck me.
too much toxicity today...
Oh no. My sona is a corgi.
It's Yea Forums, it's toxic everyday. Also I just like arguing with nibi.
Then why'd she want to fuck you?
Because I was humble and sweet, I was caring and understanding, we related with each other on a deeper level. Or at least, I used to be those things.
Why'd you change?
...
Because Nibi was right about me being selfish, I guess I had just missed the company of another man. So, that feeling wasn't being fulfilled.
Also, people just change over time, sometimes it's you, sometimes it's them.
sometimes people just don't want to talk
All of you single cuties need to come to Chicago :3