Faces of Yea Forums thread

you dont look fucked at all
in fact it looks like youve never been fucked

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you made me kek you faggot

you look /fit/

Nah they’re a bunch of gay gym brahs, I never go to the gym

but you work out or not?

No, just what is required for my job

I jerk off and watch anime in my free time

nice

Slav but with latin language.

Sooooo technically not slav?

whats your job?

Marine infantry

thats pretty sweet. you must get some of that puss if you know what i mean

Nope. Incel robot. /r9k/ chad meme is false. Personality matters more.

No i mean your job must be interesting to women. And I know personality matters more

I don’t typically tell people. Not something I think should be advertised.

Oh okay you are a humble one :)

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jesus where the fuck you live? you look okay tho

whats up with that wall? Third world country?

Sminem

Hahhahahahahhahaha do you live in a war zone pal

suh, dood

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lol k

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you look happy, can't argue with happy.

you just look like an average looking guy OP

Slav is an ethnicity too.

nordic as fuck

brush your teeth nigga and take care of that dandruff
clean your nasty ass mirror kid
those brows boy, you need to get out of that basement
at least someone over 20, nice beard, but wash your hair nasty ass hoe
blockhead mountain roach

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oh oof, i didnt know it would post sideways

It’s a squadbay mirror. I don’t give a fuck

>blockhead mountain roach
lol
guess my ethnicity

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fucking offposters

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thanks man! took the honkpill long time ago :)

Everytime I see, I'm not a robot, i wish just one time that i could be

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my teeth where always yellow even if I brush my teeth

Guess which Yea Forumstard got drafted...

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you look a tad insane

headass

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Fuck off Tom Hanks

what the fuck are you supossed to be? mixed race pirate?

howdy partner, wanna go shot some niggers?

how's that hormone therapy going?

thats better, no fucking idea now

if you only knew how bad things really are

scuffed joji

>heil kamerad

A wild autist appears

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I actually really fancy you

>thats better, no fucking idea now
not sure myself, I'm a fucking mutt. Here's one with beard, and another mutt.

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Fuck it. Show me your tots!

You couldn't have complimented me greater.

now you look like a hung daddy with thick chest hair, not bad

you look like randomfrankp

>autist
i have nothing to add

was exactly that for a costume party thing

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That's me imagining a whole swath of bad that hasn't been quantified yet.

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>now you look like a hung daddy with thick chest hair, not bad
above ^

Waddup my glipglops

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sup ramirez

Your ethnicity is half Street Shark, half Easter Island statue.

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You look like you'd use an oar in street fight.

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oh user-kun senpai

sounds legit

You look like more than three people have come to call you Patches independent of each other.

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You look like the reason why you're neighborhood has a newsletter.

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lol

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I kinda do at that angle

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You look like you put tailgate testicles on everything you own.

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nice

More like feces of Yea Forums

LOG

You Latino?

Hi fuckers

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>tailgate testicles
had to google that.. oh fuck the lulz

You look like the last leg day was pre-9/11.

bruh you can't even see my legs lol... I'm wearing pants

You look like the antagonist's henchman who gets his nuts shot off.

And I thought I was weird

Native/Russian

Gotta do what I gotta do

ya'll can rate my cock too

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At least you tried

You look like Rob McElhenney but with no goals

get circumcised goy

You joke, but I have done some tv work roughly to that effect.

Mac has no goals other than getting laid

oh fml

why in the fuck would I do that

Imagine knowing your face is so busted you'd rather post a dong shot.

your dick looks like earth worm jim

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god we have the same beard, gotta trim that mess down

Im sure they always callback when Masked Masturbator is needed.

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I don't think my face is busted although my dick has received much more compliments

muslim..?

You look like you joined ISIS to see the world.

Are you circumcised or uncut then?

Good looking I been thinking the same thing for a week now

Uncut

Take down the flag plz

He has it up ironically.

cut it like this and let the stubble grow in. it looks fuller

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TELL ME IM PRETTY

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Sorry but no. I love my country unlike you. If you want it down then come take it down. Otherwise, move along.

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ugly bastard

Your foreskin or the flag. Pick one

You monster

Well if that’s the case *grabs knife*

no u

Actually might have to get cut bc my foreskin was too tight and every time I’d fuck my fiancé it would tear. :(

I won’t stand for this slander of my face

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Pros/cons to circumcision??

sup bros

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You look like picture next to "friendzoned" in the dictionary

We're doing this again? Okay bois
This is Post Malone before White Iverson took off
Ayyy. My devil dogs here. Infantry shit all day.
Sorry again man. Can't believe America did this to you just for AirPods.
You look like every server admin for every game I've ever played
Glad to see members of the Rascal Flatts still browse Yea Forums
How long have you been a cow boy?
You look like that E-7 that lost rank over a DUI
This is what wasted potential looks like
I swear I saw you in a "faces of Yea Forums" thread in 2015
Mandatory service is gay af
y ru sad senpai?
I bet you're allergic to bees
Ayyyyy, more devil dogs. I hope you didn't join for papers.
That's a big boy.
Fuck man. That natural? How many calories to you eat a day? Mirin' like a mf
I bet this whole epi-pen price hike thing really fucked your life up
Take your sunglasses off inside, Todd.
What's up, Evan. Didn't expect to see you here.
Sargon! My nigga! How's Anita?
Hol up, wait a minute. You look like someone I know. Leave the rest of us some tang.

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You look like the assistant manager with a secret.

>leave ya some tang

I don’t speak zoomer nonsense what the fuck that’s mean

mediocre MOBA gamer/10

secretly browses reddit and his posts are mostly complaints

You look chill. Would smoke with.

Lel not far off

Am I really looking at the Faces Of Yea Forums or rejects from a genetics experiment lab?

You're literally autistic. Those are all words from the early 90s.

Do you guys like me?

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Lot of quantity, no quality, big surprise

>Mandatory service is gay af
you look gay af

Beta asf

(his secret is that he wears a waist training belt under his shirt)

Whose askin?

You look like you've heard, "No, thx." in alot of languages.

Tang is a word from the 70’s fag and it means powdered orange drink

No idea what the phrase “leave some tang” is supposed to mean

I like to rate everyone with my own picture so I'm not just anonymously throwing insults/ compliments. Everyone else is throwing rates without pictures like they're afraid):

This guy looks like he's found 7 new ways to get high this week.

Nice shirt you fucking nigger

You just googled tang on Urban Dictionary and went with the second result. The first one was correct, and from the 90s.

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You look like you're jealous Megan's Law was named after the victim and not you.

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>he hasnt joined the best discord server on the face of the planet yet.

YIKES,SWEATY!

discord.
gg/Mqe36gm

jggg

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You smell like cheap wine, menthol cigarettes, and child marriage

No I didn’t I’m 29.

The only autist here is you apparently, and you still haven’t explained what the fuck “leave some tang” is supposed to mean

im a jewnig

calling alex turner beta asf

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Your forehead is awfully prominent

Haha I didn’t need papers. Was born here in the USA. Texas raised.

I agree with Megan's law and would be up for it. Absolutely, spot on.

>27
>Zoomer

Means leave some pussy, you fucking retard

Just the thread I was looking for, lol

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So. Where did you get cut?

You try to be a 5-time regional headbutt champion and keep your hairline intact.

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At this point I feel like half of Texas is comprised of former Marines and black people.

BRO, i've been looking so long for a decent flower boy poster, that one looks sick, where did u buy it.

I fell for this like 6 years ago.

Thank you, don’t worry I’ve left plenty lol

Yeah I wouldn't want to take a headbutt from that bad boy no way

>You look like you put tailgate testicles on everything you own.

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You look like the spokesman for ProActiv Bodywash.

Came from the album drop packs with the T shirts

Hello, this is The Arctic Monkeys, and were Alex Turner

i look like a model in the mirror especially after a shower, but my phone camera destroys it . maybe the lighting.

You look like a child's drawing of a gay best friend.

>I look like a model
>trust me guys

That’s what I tell chicks when I send them dick pics

>it’s just the lighting that makes it look small, it’s really 8 inches

Kek

You look like the undisputed champion of "What's that Smell?"

Just as fucked as you looked when you posted that pic five minutes ago.

>/thread

trust me you’ll never be fucked

Reddit 2.0 is dead

i live in a small town with probably less than a 100 black people. mostly hispanics and white people. as for marines, texas does send the most graduates to USMC bootcamp.

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You look like the best parts of the worst people.

Lololo

>>trust me guys
i've been told i was good looking in person.

lighting is pretty much everything, why you think photographers ensure as much light as the sun is directed at the model.

Lel sure bud, me too

Here is from this morning

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Not bad mate, you look like my uncle

Aw shit, here we go again.

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discord
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got damn charge your phone

For u

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You look like a makeover recipient who'll turn back to garbage the next day

explain like im 5

thank you user, love u
I've been told I look like garbage usually. Have a real photo.

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You look like Multiculturalism and Minecraft had a rape baby.

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Age?

another picture with a friend

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Chad here, a bit autistic with woman but I still get lots of attention somehow
Out of 10, how Chad am I?

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And I love you

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Lel 6, maybe a 7 among the 19yo thots of your jr college.

You got that skinny neck of a 16 yo boy and the closed mouth smile of an insecure autist

You look like you're keeping Kleenex in business.

You look like a blobfish faceswap.

You look like your father's disapproval never gets through to you.

You look like vanilla in human form.

>the body of a small man the face of a 13 yo boy
>the body of a 14 yo girl and the face of a 45 year old drug addict

Between 23-28

You both look like your parents paid to get you into USC.

You look like a Van Gogh filter on Eddie Munster.

Jesus Christ, if it wasn’t for the hair I’d swear you had terminal cancer.

ok

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What’s with below average looking dudes claim Chadism? Go lift some weights you skeleton and fix your face. You can be a Chad when finished.

Stop trolling us

I would fuck your mouth

Gay

You look like you post fingercomb tutorials on YouTube.

I’d also fuck that guys mouth

how hard?

Guess I'll post again.

Hiya Yea Forums

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lets see those saggy tits

No thanks user

You have a pretty face loose some weight and I’d fuck you.

To be honest I’d fuck you now but I wouldn’t let my friends see you unless you dropped that baby fat girl

Aw shit, I forgot to rate.
Looks like a fun dude. 7/10
You look a YouTuber who cries that he only has 2 private jets. 5/10
6/10, but I'm more focused on the background. Where do you live, Chernobyl?
I hope you know how to play guitar cause you'd look cool in a metal band. 6/10
You look like a Youth Group counselor trying to be cool. 5/10
Looks like you're about to sing to me about how you love to get your truck dirty. 6/10
I'd say maybe Scottish? Look like a comfy dude. 6/10
That expression killed me. 6/10

fuck too many lines

When they said you need 5 glasses of water a day in school, you heard gravy

I'm pretty okay with my weight and dont worry I wouldn't want you to fuck me lol

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Joji's head got downsized. 5/10
Don't die in the army, mayn. Guessing from Ukraine, since I know their drafts are getting kinda ass. 5/10
You kinda said it. 4/10
Background character. 5/10
That image isn't as bad, 6/10. I'll give you a 7/10 if I can pet your husky.
>Meditating
kek
Kinda fuckboish but still nice. 7/10
Buff/10
hihowareya?
You look like an evil villain who just doesn't expect to get far in his evil plans. 7/10
YOU'RE PRETTY.
Look like you get upset over very small details in games that don't matter. 5/10
Ears.5/10 You look pretty fun to be around.
>Up angle
I see you're a man of culture as well. 6/10
HellYeah/10
i like u user

You look like someone walked in on you busting a nut to dog pictures and you're just sitting in disgust after.
On a chad scale, 8/10. On a personal attraction scale, 7/10.
hellyeah
About accurate, yeah.
You look kinda sad, you okay/10?
Pretty alright, eyebrows are done better than I could ever do. 7/10

interesting responses

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Good to see you again, Holly. I didn't notice before, but there's actually an entire city block where your forehead used to be.

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show yourself loser!

Lol why are you using fat girl angles?

I’m actually surprised and you would

See
Though gravy is preddy good lol

Thanks! Means slot considering I didnt have my normal brow makeup that day and had to work with other shit

Thanks, man. Up angle is where it's at. 6/10 is always what I considered myself, so thank you:)

but user i did here and here

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So fucking hard

stop acting gay

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I can kick your ass how dare you call me ugly

My names not holly? Wtf

It's pretty straight on user lol no angle.

And after seeing that no lmfao I definitly wouldnt

You look like you have a collective of fathers.

That shirt is dope man, where the fuck you got it?

You look like the reluctant male at feminist rallies.

Hell yeah, it's mainly the angle I exclusively use when I'm not being goofy.
wut which one are you. I only did like 5/10 and up, and 5 isn't really that ugly.

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Way better angle, i would destroy your credit score

>straight on angle
>literally 45 degree tilt above your head

You are using fat girl angles, and you haven’t even met me how could you know if you’d let me or not.

im not gonna tell you im too scared

>My names not holly?

I guess she knew the thing about her forehead?

I don't know man. I've already posted me in this page. I just had to upload something so Holly knew how big her forehead is.

tell me i won't be mean

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Greetings!

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>Don't die in the army, mayn. Guessing from Ukraine, since I know their drafts are getting kinda ass. 5/10
kek not Ukraine but thanks for the concern I'll stay alive

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Lmfao jokes on you I dont even have a credit score.

Eh the lighting never looks right if you heads to low. I always tilt my head up a but so I can make sure I got full lighting on my face.

You're physically not my type by far.

What are you talking about?

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Rah

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Your forehead is huge, Holly. I'm saying I could land a C-130 on that forehead.

You are the one Pokemon i'd use a Masterball on.

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you should comment on my bread

White? That makes sense

Tons of hot females and hentai and this minimal rules discord server :heart:
discord/
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.gg/JPwc2YF

Forhead is pretty average in size.

Again. My names not holly

Kek

"My forehead is average"-Holly

>This is what Holly actually believes

Thanks man, damn your eyes are beautiful tbh.

Not remotely funny. You tried though

this guy is a fucking legend. i remember your thread.

what you been up to?

Eh I've fucked a couple white dudes.
That's not really it. You're featured just dont appeal to me.

More into masculine features
Take zac efron for example.
Hes white but has masculine dark features. Very handsome.

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If you guys had a baby you could sell forehead space by the acre and make bank.

so who do you fuck? niggers?

>I wouldn't want you to fuck me lol

WEBM RELATED

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i am geyy

Timestamp faggot

>I’d rather fuck Zac Efron

And I’d rather fuck Instagram thots but neither of us are going to Get what we want

Thank you for confirming that you fuck black guys though, gross.

post dick

Nicolas cruz/10

All them brains need space

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Okay weirdo....

Ew no I'd never fuck a nigger.
Mainly Mexican because that's what in surrounded by.
But I'd had a couple white men and an Asian too..
I'm pretty much ok with any race aside from niggers and sand niggers.

Dont see how it would be related. I'm only speaking the truth.

I dont fuck black guys lmfao never would.
But see the difference between you and me is I typically get the people I want (of course I'm not gonna count celebs)

>I get the people I want

Sure thing piggy.

Whenever i bring folks to the brink of death and back again, they saw my eyes go bluer. Weird right

Yep I am sure :)

Stay single and salty my friend

Gladly

Our luck it wouldn't get thru the birth canal.

I remember AIT.

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That's a really bad shop unless you have severe hip dysplasia

TIMESTAMP NOW

Sorry, forgot pic

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Maybe just the angle? I have a phone and I'm not too keen on PS. I am slight turned sp it could be the angle

I did waist train for a few years back when I was younger so dont know if that has to do with it

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I see nothing odd there?

This is essentially catfishing.

Me @ 15, don’t have any up to date pics

21 now

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This incel's really goin after her. I want to one day hate something like this guy hates women.

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you know what you look like

Lel so she is chubby all along.

A fat red head that fucks skinny cholos.

Hard pass

You haven’t taken a picture of yourself in 6 years

AITB for me.

I don't hate women? Holly is just responding in a funny way and it's hilarious and I really don't dislike her at all.

Rah

Literally how?

I do..? Is this a question or...?

I never said I was skinny lmfao
And ew cholos are a hard pass.

I'm just fucking with you Holly. Thank you for the laughs.

Stop responding to me like you love me piggy

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I can also do this

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Seriously who the hell is holly?
Is this some weird way to get me to say my actual name or something?

???

You're the one responding to me user

Still confused lol

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you look like a fucking ewok stupid