What’s up with girls being so obsessed with horses? they are just big dumb animals, it’s only 2 things horses are good for, glue and being in my lasagna.
What’s up with girls being so obsessed with horses? they are just big dumb animals...
Kayden Bailey
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Bentley Harris
That bouncing gets their pussies wet
Noah Evans
Horses have like 2ft cocks too
Colton Torres
Equestrian chicks are crazy good lays tho.
Joshua Foster
just something majestic also a huge part of toys books etc directed to young girls and tv bs seems logical
Jacob Adams
thats it? seriously?
If this is true, this is one of the biggest sexism conspiracies, and should be opressed immediatly.
Luke Mitchell
Girls in jodhpurs get my dick hard. I'll gladly spend a Saturday at the barn or a horse show to take in the sites. Rawr.
Noah Phillips
That's why old times they sat side saddle. Horses can break the hymen and women were supposed to be chaste and pure.
Mason Sanchez
Blame it on the horse...yeah right.
Levi Hill
Mason Wood
Haha. For real though. Have you ridden a horse? Shit is rough on your groin. Bet it feels fantastic on a clit though.
Michael Garcia
Thomas Stewart
The Bible verse lol. Stupid fucking bible
Daniel Ward
They are also great for prostate stimulation and cum enemas
Kevin White
Controlling an animal that size makes them feel powerful, something they don’t get much of when they’re young, and it has hair for them to brush and braid. What’s not to like?
Owning and riding a horse for any significant amount of time also virtually guarentees you’ll get very dirty, you’ll have to sweat, youll have to shovel giant piles of shit, you’ll have to get thrown off occasionally and whether or not you break a bone while falling is more or less down to luck... I’ve seen a lot of girls/women cling to/obsess over hobbies that make them feel tough, “manly”, etc, in a way that guys just don’t. Probably because our entire childhoods are spent(or are supposed to be spent) getting hurt, getting into trouble, testing how high we can climb in a tree until the branch under our foot snaps,... while little girls are constantly being told not to get their nice shoes or dress dirty, not to hurt themselves because god forbid you get a scar on your face, etc. Owning a horse and training with it as often as you probably should is basically the opposite of all of that. It’s anything but girly.
...not to mention, owning a horse is a massive commitment. The cost of upkeep is high, they need constant attention and maintenence, they need to be ridden often or they’ll lose their training... it’s a ton of work. Anybody who owns them and wants to actually take care of them sort of needs to obsess, just to be a good pet owner. You wouldn’t buy a dog that weighs a literal ton unless you were over the moon about it.
Horse girls are often damaged goods though and you should tread lightly. I only mentioned the healthy reasons for a girl to love horses. There are just as many unhealthy ones, like coming from a poor family and being obsessed with them just because it’s some kind of status symbol that only a rich girl would be able to have. (Or a girl with parents who actually love her, depending on how she chooses to see it)
Evan Powell
they are living embodiments of epona, just because we don't recognize them doesn't mean the old gods don't still walk among us
Luis Young
Girls Cum really hard when they ride horses because the galloping makes the animals back hit their clit/pussy.
Literally the only reason.
Believe me or not, I've been told this by many "horsegirls."
Josiah Jenkins
Why? Afraid your limpdick, permavirgin ass afraid of getting cucked by a horse?
>inb4 projecting
I am a fucking horse.
John Sanchez
BIG WEE WEES
Gabriel Myers
Marketed to children to keep ancient stupid sport around for $$ and so that rich white people have something other to do than watch tv and fuck children.
Girls are fucking stupid. They will be all over any secondhand thing that they think makes them unique and cool at face value.
Other than that its just people that like horses. But thats stupid too because they are basically just fast cows. Fuck horses.
Luis Bennett
That's just a myth created by men.
Jackson Martin
No.they sat side saddle because they wore skirts.
sitting astride would have the skirt up around their waist and their legs bare.
Levi Edwards
100% false.
Austin Wood
horse girls typically have great big asses and are crazy in bed
Ian Ramirez
This is pretty much the same answer I got from a friend of mine as well (and I'm close enough with her that if the real reason was "feels good on the puss", she would have just told me so). So this seems the most likely answer to me.
Luke Nelson
100% true.
Lincoln Jenkins
This, these anons get it.
John Sullivan
This.
Brayden Hill
Wrong.
Horse girls are always batshit crazy and not worth it.
Mason Martin
You'll be wise and aware of the world around you one day kid, no worries.. Just keep on studying!
Juan Robinson
To each their own.
Worth it in my opinion just don't let them get attached
Nicholas Morris
Michael Williams
Kid eh?
I'm 45, I have horses, I've always been around horse girls.
I'm pretty sure I know what I'm talking about.
Brody Long
Can confirm i was stupid enough to to date one, she had major mental and daddy issues
Xavier Brooks
Anybody got horse blowjob vids? Or fucking vids? Kik smokingsatx
Joshua Fisher
I like this faggot.
It's a power fantasy. Wild, powerful horses under her 'control'
Charles Jackson
Cutie.
Eli Anderson
Queer
Dominic Johnson
They're 'high class' needy premadonna bitches. Can confirm. Not worth it.
Justin Hall
Here’s a horse girl for you anons out there.
Cameron Morales
Keep telling yourself that. Also, you're far too old to not be able to exercise basic common sense, man.
At it's fundamental root, the draw of a Horsegirl to Horses is 100% sexual.
Noah Campbell
As someone who has dated and married horse girls, I can confirm they are no more crazy than any other girl.
Nicholas Richardson
It's not. Men are the ones obsessed with giant cocks and sex.
even among girls who are sexually attracted to animals, and I've known a few them too, there is little sexual interest in horses.
Julian Murphy
Camden Wilson
Explain the large amount of horse porn and the fact that most horsegirls don't have SO's due to them being sexually gratified by riding their horse daily/every other day.
Charles Scott
The horse porn explains itself.
It's all marketed to men, most of the stuff involving girls is paid actresses who you can tell have no interest aside from their paycheck. Most of the horse cocks are limp, nearly all of the horse cum is fake.
Elijah Phillips
I really do think it has something to do with the cock and bouncing up and down on the
Mason Hill
Nope.
Bentley Young
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Jacob Long
totally true
Henry Gutierrez
When you're a neckbeard-basement-dweller, anything anyone who isn't you likes is a fucking mystery.
Oliver Fisher
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Kayden Clark
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