Why don’t you own an motor scooter yet Yea Forums?

Why don’t you own an motor scooter yet Yea Forums?

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You can't hotbox a fucking scooter

to what?

The gas mileage is tempting but I'm not certain I want to become a homosexual

make Amerika great again!

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Because I'm not gay

I have a modenas 135 gt , pretty fast little thing.
Great for driving in the city traffic

that's my scooter, very cheap;

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I drive this piece of shit

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ccm?
kW?

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Let me google that for you:
565 CC
30.3kW/6500rpm

That's no scooter its a fucking rocket

Already own one you dumb fuck.

Too busy with my motorcycles

It's an unreliable garbage heap.
It is kind of fast, though.

Wanna race?

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Good luck getting killed

second hand 125ccm, 10 kW, € 800,-

Explain to me how getting T-boned on a scooter is safer than on a motorcycle

1. Im not gay.
2. Im fine with my SMC 690

Thanks. Been trying for a while.

Because I own a car.

Well for one I'm not a flaming homosexual
And two, I'm an American. I can actually own a car and drive it.

Because I ride a fucking MOTORCYCLE.

50 ccm are enough!

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