Tiny-cocked man back to answer more questions!

What do women say to your penis?

I'm bisexual technically but it's like a 70-30 straight-to-gay ratio.

I know I'll never be able to please a woman in conventional ways.

He can.
Pretty sure they will give you surgery if you have a micropenis to make it bigger

Oh, please. I hate it when people take pictures of their flaccid dick and call it tiny. It's like you want to roleplay that you have a tiny dick, but when you get hard to extends to a reasonable 5inches.

I'm a grower, not a shower, with a 5 1/2 incher, but I can make it look tiny by being flaccid and taking a cold shower.

Have you considered feminization?

>I know I'll never be able to please a woman in conventional ways.
A black man on the other hand...

I've never had a girl see my penis. The closest I got was a girl grinding on me and grabbing at my crotch at a party but she became disinterested when she couldn't feel anything.

HARD COCK! HARD COCK! HARD COCK! Dubs for hard cock OP?

I would kms

This.
Erection, now

Yes actually

Ive never been able to get an accurate measure of my hard cock cuz every time I hit the ruler it goes just a little a soft. And then you have those days were it looks bigger.

Except I'm still small when erect

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Thats like a semi-hard right?

that isn't erect

I do appreciate that you're accurately measuring from the side, another way that somebody roleplaying as having a small dick could cheat is by measuring from the top-side of their dick and starting from your pubic mound to appear smaller than it really is.

Wait, the method to accurately measure your length isn't topsided?

are you in shape or fat? how tall are you? what country you live in, do you have a job or career? have you paid for sex before? its legal in places like las vegas usa.

a girl once told me she used to get paid 4 figures a session for meeting a particular guy in a public setting (public park, etc) for her to emasculate him/talk shit about his cock being small. are you into that kind of thing at all?

what are your favorite 4chaan boards?

Topside is of course correct. Guy might be trolling.

If you're hoping for a loving wife, you're already gay.

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I'm gonna edge some and take another pic with me laying flat on my back.

I'm 6'4" tall, 300lbs (all fat). I live in 'Murica. I have no job, I'm a degenerate piece of shit.

Never paid for sex but I like being humiliated

keep in mind there are a lot of tricks that somebody could do to artificially measure their dick as being bigger or smaller, but at the end of the day you gotta be measuring the effective length of it, the length that you use during penetration. So starting from the base at the side is optimal.

A way to really cheat length, to claim that you're a 7+ incher, is by measuring from the bottom of your dick and measuring the internal part of your penis that goes down past the ballsack.

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I'm pretty skinny, so topside bonepressed and sided actually gives me the same number.

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>I'm gonna edge some and take another pic with me laying flat on my back.
This is fucking harder than it would seem to be.

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do you have erectile dysfunction? you could've told us that from the very beginning if that's the case. It doesn't matter how hypothetically big/small your dick is if it can't get hard. At that point your only roles are sub bitch, oral-giver, and/or cuck

Nope. I'm 21, I can get an erection easily.

Here I am pulled taught. I did the best I could using one hand

White boi?

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bruh, that is not what a hard dick looks like. I'm a cutfag too and when I'm hard the little flaps of my remaining foreskin disappear

samenigger from before, following up w some more out of interest/curiosity

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with no work how do you collect jewgold shekels to pay for rent/gas/bills etc

i cant relate to the liking being humiliated bit , but are you against paying for sex or just havent done it yet? im personally not into paying for it but if i was super fat or had teeny weeny id p be for it. ive been half way pushing the idea on my fatty no-hoper friends

i guess if you dont have an excess of dough you cant go buckwild with the pay for play girls but somehow i imagine that would solve most problems a guy in your position would face

Luckily I have a mom that loves me enough to let me live with her rent free.

I don't like the idea of paying for sex.

do you have aspirations or any kind of shit like that? i can appreciate not wanting to pay for sexin and even though i personally still dont want to, im a bit of an oldfag now and understand a bit better there are haves and have-nots. hard to wrap my head around this, mate, i do appreciate your openness on the subject .. ever thought about doing porn? a few weeks/months of "dieting " (re:cocaina) and youd be half-way camera ready. i bet theres plenty of other little dick dudes who would spend some of their bitcoin to watch you fluff porn stars or whatever

And erect? I grow like 3x in length when I get hard, so maybe you're normal when you're hard for all we know.

You unhappy with your donger? Any thoughts on surgery?