I AM THE MESSIAH

I AM THE MESSIAH
AMA

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What's the best food at Mcdonalds?

Wheres my money motherfucker!!!???
You said you'd pay me back in a week..

What is the true meaning of life?
Are Mormons Good People?

John 14:12 says “I tell you the truth, anyone who believes in me will do the same works I have done, and even greater works, because I am going to be with the Father."

So how do I perform miracles?

What's my name?

If god doesn't like homosexuality why are people born gay?

this

John, now fuck off.

how big is your dick?

send nudes

ܐܝܠܝ ܐܝܠܝ ܠܡܐ ܫܒܩܬܢܝ

Too vague. Try again

Let's just say 'well-hung'.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith, okay?

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They're not people.

Whats my full name Messiah?

Why did you come back? Are we in trouble?

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How was the skateboarding stream yesterday?

Exodus 21:20–21

When a man strikes his slave, male or female, with a rod and the slave dies under his hand, he shall be avenged. 21 But if the slave survives a day or two, he is not to be avenged, for the uslave is his money.


Soo can I own slaves and beat them so long they dont die?

only the true Messiah denies his divinity

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